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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.13.12
- Megan Fox Was Serious About Not Showing Her Breasts Anymore
- Jennifer Aniston’s Wax Statue Is Missing Something
- LeAnn Rimes’ Nipple: Defender of Equality
- Jessica Simpson: ‘If I’m So Pregnant, Then How Do You Explain This Purse?! Dunn Dunn Dunnnnnn!’
- So Who Wants To See Jax Teller Turn Into A Transformer And Punch Sea Creatures In The Face?
- Lindsay Lohan’s Life Is ‘Storage Wars’ Now
- Good Morning, Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.13.12 Posted: 13 Dec 2012 01:30 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile Read More ... |
| Megan Fox Was Serious About Not Showing Her Breasts Anymore Posted: 13 Dec 2012 12:30 PM PST        Here’s Megan Fox at last night’s premiere of This is 40 which makes two red carpets in under a week where she’s kept her breasts under wraps because she’s a mom now and doesn’t want to give her son’s future friends future boners. Which is probably the most narcissistic thing I’ve ever heard in my Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston’s Wax Statue Is Missing Something Posted: 13 Dec 2012 11:30 AM PST        Nipples. It doesn’t have permanently erect nipples. Posted by Photo Boy Some of you may know that when it comes to Jennifer Aniston, Fish and I have differing opinions. He seems to think her womb to be some type of Hoth-like frozen wasteland, whereas I happen to think she’s aged gracefully and still deserves to Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes’ Nipple: Defender of Equality Posted: 13 Dec 2012 10:22 AM PST        When you don’t eat at all, ever, you have a lot of free time on your hands, so here’s LeAnn Rimes at the 4th Annual NOH8 party in Hollywood last night where she showed everybody her nipple and apparently sang which I didn’t know she still did and should really help the fight for equality. Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson: ‘If I’m So Pregnant, Then How Do You Explain This Purse?! Dunn Dunn Dunnnnnn!’ Posted: 13 Dec 2012 09:10 AM PST        Despite the fact she openly started having sex immediately after giving birth so she can return to the delicious, comforting buffet of pregnancy and Weight Watchers hate her now, here’s Jessica Simpson seriously trying to hide the deep-fried bun in her oven with a purse even though she’s looked perpetually pregnant since the day after Read More ... |
| So Who Wants To See Jax Teller Turn Into A Transformer And Punch Sea Creatures In The Face? Posted: 13 Dec 2012 08:18 AM PST  The trailer for Guillermo Del Toro‘s Pacific Rim popped up online last night which is apparently the long-awaited tale of some sort of mecha warriors battling Ninja Gaidens while collecting Pokemon if I’m reading this synopsis right. (No Gamera, no deal, Del Toro. These are my terms.) Anyway, it stars Charlie Hunnam, Jax from Sons Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Life Is ‘Storage Wars’ Now Posted: 13 Dec 2012 07:39 AM PST        Because Lindsay Lohan doesn’t believe in paying anything that isn’t Dina‘s mortgage, she now owes $16,000 on a storage unit that will most likely go up for auction because the IRS took all her money. So now might be a good time to finally “thank” Charlie Sheen and hope he’s a tipper. TMZ reports: Lindsay Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini, And Other News Posted: 13 Dec 2012 06:47 AM PST  - Hayden Panettiere‘s in a bikini and something about telling jokes if you somehow made it this far into the sentence. - And now it’s time to come up with imaginary quotes for how Princess Di would react to Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy. I’ll go first: “I shall use this child as a spear to Read More ... |
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