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- The Crap I Missed – Russell Simmons Paid Good Money For This, Doesn’t Want To Pull a Hammy
- Wow, Motherhood Seems To Have Really Mellowed Out Megan Fox’s Bullsh%#t
- Courtney Stodden’s Auditioning Dudes
- Lindsay Lohan is Still Stealing As Much As Possible
- Miley Cyrus Wore Bondage Gear During The ‘Christmas Creampies’ Concert. These Are Facts.
- Rihanna is Already Fighting With Chris Brown, May Have Tattooed ‘Breezy’ on Her Neck
- Good Morning, Olga Kurylenko in a Bikini, and Other News
| The Crap I Missed – Russell Simmons Paid Good Money For This, Doesn’t Want To Pull a Hammy Posted: 10 Dec 2012 01:30 PM PST        “And take it down to Wealthy Elderly Pervert’s Pose. Exhale. Gaze into $1500/hr.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed which you’ve probably already noticed isn’t the usual collection of titties and buffoonery. Except it sort of is, because this entire gallery is the odd shapes that make up Russell Simmons‘ body alternating with his Read More ... |
| Wow, Motherhood Seems To Have Really Mellowed Out Megan Fox’s Bullsh%#t Posted: 10 Dec 2012 12:00 PM PST        Nope. It has done exactly none of that. Posted by Photo Boy After revealing this not-at-all self-serving fact about her pregnancy, Megan Fox is now sounding off about motherhood, because if her three months of experience with it have taught her anything, it’s that her son’s friends are totally going to jack it to her. Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden’s Auditioning Dudes Posted: 10 Dec 2012 11:58 AM PST Courtney Stodden is apparently getting ready to film a music video and naturally needs some sort of man-thing to grind against because Doug is 80. Fortunately he’s there to supervise the whole process because he’s completely straight and into banging Courtney. You can tell by the way he undresses the other dudes with his eyes. Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan is Still Stealing As Much As Possible Posted: 10 Dec 2012 10:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Lindsay Lohan has been so busy lately punching out Miss Cleo and blowjaying her tax debt away that I was worried she wouldn’t have time to continue stealing anything that isn’t nailed down. Fortunately she tweeted this: Missing something?@MaxTheWanted Phew! I thought for a minute she might actually be too drunk Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Wore Bondage Gear During The ‘Christmas Creampies’ Concert. These Are Facts. Posted: 10 Dec 2012 09:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy I’m going to start by setting aside the fact that there exists such a thing as a ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert that somehow doesn’t star Kim Kardashian and an entire NFL offensive line *snaps off latex gloves*. That said, here’s Miley Cyrus still committing to that atrocity of a haircut and wearing Read More ... |
| Rihanna is Already Fighting With Chris Brown, May Have Tattooed ‘Breezy’ on Her Neck Posted: 10 Dec 2012 07:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy It’s an age-old love story. Boy meets girl. Girl peeps phone. Boy tries to murder girl. Girl resumes butt-sexing boy a few years later. I’m almost positive this is the plot of Gone With The Wind. Anyway, just 11 short days ago, Rihanna made it clear that she’s ready for another Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Olga Kurylenko in a Bikini, and Other News Posted: 10 Dec 2012 06:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Scarlett Johansson is with this dude now. I’m going to call him Nate Naylor, because I’m just not ready to let go of that much awesome. - Future Lower Back Problem Girls who may also have self-esteem issues. Just a guess. - Taylor Swift‘s jet is only Read More ... |
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