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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.20.12
- LeAnn Rimes Says Carly Rose Butchering Her Song Made Her Look Drunk. Yup.
- Now We’re Supposed To Believe Tom Cruise Is Banging Malin Akerman’s Sister. Her Female Sister.
- Simon Cowell’s Banging Carmen Electra
- Yup, We’re All Dying Tomorrow. Good Game.
- Rihanna In A Bikini Understands Christmas
- Weight Watchers Actually Released The New Jessica Simpson Commercial
- LeAnn Rimes Might Have Been A Little Drunk On ‘X Factor,’ Just A Little
- Good Morning, Gold Medalist Alex Morgan In A Bikini, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.20.12 Posted: 20 Dec 2012 02:00 PM PST        I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Says Carly Rose Butchering Her Song Made Her Look Drunk. Yup. Posted: 20 Dec 2012 01:00 PM PST        After the entire Internet saw LeAnn Rimes “perform” with 13-year-old Carly Rose Sonenclar on X Factor last night, it was a pretty much a given everyone was going to assume she was drunk which is usually what happens when you can barely stand, repeatedly beef your own song and suddenly start making Christina Aguilera hands Read More ... |
| Now We’re Supposed To Believe Tom Cruise Is Banging Malin Akerman’s Sister. Her Female Sister. Posted: 20 Dec 2012 12:14 PM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Just a few months ago, the anti-gay rumor squad known as Tom Cruise‘s PR team squeezed out a log made entirely of these lies. But since Cameron Diaz is a full three feet taller than him and would never let him be a bottom, we’ve now got another completely believable story Read More ... |
| Simon Cowell’s Banging Carmen Electra Posted: 20 Dec 2012 11:33 AM PST        The last time we checked in on Simon Cowell‘s love life, he was being robbed by a one-night stand after a series of failed relationships where women wouldn’t stay with his money while he perpetually cheated on them. (Dames, amirite?) So after that the only logical step is to just start hiring prostitutes. Or Carmen Read More ... |
| Yup, We’re All Dying Tomorrow. Good Game. Posted: 20 Dec 2012 10:11 AM PST  Via Jezebel: There are two Honey Boo Boo porn parodies in the works. That’s right: a reality show about a six-year-old little girl, her three underage sisters, and their parents, is thought to be appropriate source material for a couple of hardcore adult films that are currently being developed. The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Read More ... |
| Rihanna In A Bikini Understands Christmas Posted: 20 Dec 2012 09:02 AM PST        Now that Chris Brown dumped her to get back together with Karrueche Tran – “Your forehand hurts my hand too much,” he probably said. – here’s Rihanna back home in Barbados yesterday where she’s apparently going to spend the holidays doing nothing but wearing a bikini and getting drunk by herself. Which means we’re literally Read More ... |
| Weight Watchers Actually Released The New Jessica Simpson Commercial Posted: 20 Dec 2012 06:57 AM PST  Considering her first commercial had to be entirely shot from the neck up which she made up for by quitting her diet and getting pregnant again, you’d just assume Weight Watchers would write Jessica Simpson off as a business loss and go back to having meetings that don’t end with “SNORT. Did y’all hear that?” Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Might Have Been A Little Drunk On ‘X Factor,’ Just A Little Posted: 20 Dec 2012 06:50 AM PST  LeAnn Rimes performed a duet with Carly Rose Sonenclar on the season finale of X Factor last night which probably seemed like a good idea at the time until you take into account the effect of alcohol on an empty stomach let alone one that hasn’t eaten solids since the Bush administration. That said, I Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Gold Medalist Alex Morgan In A Bikini, And Other News Posted: 20 Dec 2012 06:09 AM PST        - Blake Lively just waved her breasts in the face of how Hollywood marriages are covered and said, “No more.” - If this kid isn’t named Abu Nazir, I don’t want to live in this world anymore. - You’re never going to believe this, but that video of a golden eagle Read More ... |
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