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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.19.12
- Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Believe She Paid To Fix Toilets She Didn’t Clog
- Tom Cruise Sprayed Jimmy Fallon With His Gun, His Big Powerful Gun. Dudes Do That.
- And Now Miley Cyrus Grabbing The Ass of The ‘Big Booty Ho’ Stripper She Asked For For Her Birthday
- Ke$ha Was Forced To Sing ‘Die Young,’ You Guys. They Made Her Do It!
- Our Celebrity Boobs And Crotch Shots Are Faster Now. It’s A Christmas Miracle!
- Of Course We’ll Post A Geri Halliwell Panty Flash And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.19.12 Posted: 19 Dec 2012 12:45 PM PST        “I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!” Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Believe She Paid To Fix Toilets She Didn’t Clog Posted: 19 Dec 2012 11:41 AM PST        Because the Internet is a fancy place, rich with intellectual discourse and pontifications of the day, Lindsay Lohan taking gigantic poops is the big story right now, so let me catch you up to speed: Reports started circulating yesterday that Lindsay not only clogged the toilet in her trailer on the set of Scary Movie Read More ... |
| Tom Cruise Sprayed Jimmy Fallon With His Gun, His Big Powerful Gun. Dudes Do That. Posted: 19 Dec 2012 10:41 AM PST Since we’ve seen Miley Cyrus get exactly what she wanted for her birthday, here’s Tom Cruise getting an item from his Christmas list: A playful water fight with Jimmy Fallon in a faux military bunker that’s really a fully-functioning butt sex planetarium complete with a bird’s eye view of Xenu’s Seven Planetary Orbs of Power. Read More ... |
| And Now Miley Cyrus Grabbing The Ass of The ‘Big Booty Ho’ Stripper She Asked For For Her Birthday Posted: 19 Dec 2012 09:30 AM PST   When you’re a 20-year-old hillbilly lesbian pop star who thinks she’s Billy Idol now, there’s really only one thing you want for your birthday and that’s to force an African American woman into sexual bondage while you go all Thomas Jefferson on dat ass. So here’s a just-released photo from Miley Cyrus‘s birthday party last Read More ... |
| Ke$ha Was Forced To Sing ‘Die Young,’ You Guys. They Made Her Do It! Posted: 19 Dec 2012 08:21 AM PST        Yesterday, we learned that Ke$ha‘s latest single “Die Young” was yanked off the airwaves in light of the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary which kind of made sense, I guess, even though the song is clearly about rock n’ roll cliches of partying like you might die tomorrow, leaving a beautiful corpse, yadda yadda yadda, Read More ... |
| Our Celebrity Boobs And Crotch Shots Are Faster Now. It’s A Christmas Miracle! Posted: 19 Dec 2012 07:14 AM PST        “Waft in that speed!” – Santa As some of you already noticed, our new gallery setup went live last night and speaking in the most technical of terms, it’s fast as fuck. So no more reloading the page with every pic, just a smooth, smooth ride through celebrity schadenfreude and random Argentinian bikini models just Read More ... |
| Of Course We’ll Post A Geri Halliwell Panty Flash And Other News Posted: 19 Dec 2012 06:36 AM PST        - I’m not even sure Honey Boo Boo is still a thing anymore, but here’s their Christmas Card anyway in case People of Walmart goes down. - Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway made a surprisingly tolerable Funny or Die video that doesn’t even have Don Cheadle as Captain Planet. My mind, blown. Read More ... |
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