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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.17.12
- Jessica Simpson In ‘The Hungry Bridesmaid’: A Superficial Caption Gallery
- ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has Full Trailer Complete With That Gladiator Music From ‘Man of Steel’
- Channing Tatum’s Seed Is Strong
- Lindsay Lohan Is Available For Weddings And Bar Mitzvahs Now. No, Really.
- Miley Cyrus’ Transformered Inta Dang Ol’ Billy Idol
- Bar Refaeli in Her Underwear Is The Meaning Of Christmas And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.17.12 Posted: 17 Dec 2012 02:30 PM PST        Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson In ‘The Hungry Bridesmaid’: A Superficial Caption Gallery Posted: 17 Dec 2012 01:11 PM PST        As promised, here’s Jessica Simpson at best friend CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison‘s wedding on Saturday where Zach Braff clearly got shafted with the unenviable task of making sure no one got slathered in barbecue sauce and eaten behind a woodshed. On that note, we captioned the jowls out of this gallery because almost every Read More ... |
| ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has Full Trailer Complete With That Gladiator Music From ‘Man of Steel’ Posted: 17 Dec 2012 11:40 AM PST  Jessica Simpson somehow crammed herself into a bridesmaid’s dress over the weekend, so while Photo Boy and I finish up captioning the shit out of those, here’s the just-released official trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness – Not to Read More ... |
| Channing Tatum’s Seed Is Strong Posted: 17 Dec 2012 09:59 AM PST        If you’re wondering why Jenna Dewan suddenly had breasts over the weekend – And, wait, where’d that stomach come from? Has she always had one of those? – it turns out Channing Tatum Step’d Up 2 The Vagina with his Magic Mike (I’ll go quietly resign now.) because she’s pregnant with their first child, according Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Is Available For Weddings And Bar Mitzvahs Now. No, Really. Posted: 17 Dec 2012 09:00 AM PST        And now for that special time of the week when we see just how much shittier Lindsay Lohan‘s life managed to get over the weekend, and I think you’ll all agree I zeroed in on the correct fail horizon instead of going with Charlie Sheen and why she didn’t thank him because her phone broke Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus’ Transformered Inta Dang Ol’ Billy Idol Posted: 17 Dec 2012 07:40 AM PST        Sometime during the 1980s, rednecks looked around at all the mullets, stonewashed jeans and blind patriotism, and said, “You know what? It ain’t gonna get better than this,” and refused to move forward with the rest of society. So here’s Miley Cyrus completing her metamorphosis into Billy Idol by performing “Rebel Yell” at the VH1 Read More ... |
| Bar Refaeli in Her Underwear Is The Meaning Of Christmas And Other News Posted: 17 Dec 2012 06:53 AM PST        - I know this site is a place a lot of you go to be distracted from life, but just take a second to read about how insanely self-sacrificing and heroic these teachers and principals were in the heat of fire, yet a segment of our society wants to say they’re overpaid leeches at the Read More ... |
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