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- Ben Affleck Is Batman? The Ben Affleck?
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.22.13
- Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Stomach Sticks Out Farther Than Her Breasts. Pack It In.
- Lindsay Lohan Thinks It’s Totally Fine For A Recovering Addict To Hang Out With Drug Dealers
- Oh, Good, Chrissy Teigen Saw The Peter Dinklage Hula Hooping Pic
- Sydney Leathers Might Have HIV From Porn Already
- Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini Was Going To Be The Most Amazing Thing I Posted Today
- THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND PURE AND BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD
- Cameron Diaz Is Banging Jason Segel
- Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News
| Ben Affleck Is Batman? The Ben Affleck? Posted: 22 Aug 2013 07:28 PM PDT So remember how shitty Daredevil was? Well, Warner Bros. didn’t because Ben Affleck is your new Batman now. No, seriously. THR reports: “We knew we needed an extraordinary actor to take on one of DC Comics’ most enduringly popular superheroes, and Ben Affleck certainly fits that bill, and then some. His outstanding career is a Read More ...  |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.22.13 Posted: 22 Aug 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that contains yet another Kelly Brook Instagram pic which, if you have a problem with, welcome to your first day here. You see, we enjoy large breast ’round these parts, almost as much as large penis, but not nearly as much as Little Person Gay Club Electric Rainbow Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Stomach Sticks Out Farther Than Her Breasts. Pack It In. Posted: 22 Aug 2013 12:15 PM PDT For a while there, Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s pregnancy was kind of fun. She roped some poor sucker into marrying her, her breasts were getting bigger, there was something for everybody. But now she’s reached almost Kim Kardashian levels, possibly even purposefully – Case in point: Where the fuck did that come from? – so it’s Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Thinks It’s Totally Fine For A Recovering Addict To Hang Out With Drug Dealers Posted: 22 Aug 2013 11:42 AM PDT Yesterday, photos surfaced of Lindsay Lohan hanging out with her old friend Vikram Chatwal, the millionaire hotel owner who was caught muling drugs in Florida, not to mention he was the dude in these shady ass photos. So naturally Lindsay has no idea why anyone thinks this is a big deal or a sign that Read More ...  |
| Oh, Good, Chrissy Teigen Saw The Peter Dinklage Hula Hooping Pic Posted: 22 Aug 2013 11:00 AM PDT I’m sorry, did you have a better explanation for what’s happening here? Photos: Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| Sydney Leathers Might Have HIV From Porn Already Posted: 22 Aug 2013 10:06 AM PDT Just to bring everybody up to speed on exactly how many pornos Sydney Leathers has made in the less than four weeks since it was revealed she was sexting Anthony Weiner, it’s two. Her “self-pleasure” video made barely two weeks later, and now “Weiner And Me,” a full-fledged adult film that she made for this Read More ...  |
| Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini Was Going To Be The Most Amazing Thing I Posted Today Posted: 22 Aug 2013 09:13 AM PDT Dear Kate Beckinsale Bikini Photos, I know last night when I found you and emailed Photo Boy to have these ready for the morning, it seemed like I totally was into you and you were going to be the hot shit for the day. But that was before Peter Dinklage hula hooped in a gay Read More ...  |
| THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND PURE AND BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD Posted: 22 Aug 2013 08:27 AM PDT *breathes into paper bag* Stay strong. Stay… strong… Tyrion and Cersei Lannister – GIGGLE HEE HEE HOO! – may seem like they’re secretly plotting to murder each other on TV, but in real life, Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey randomly show up to gay bars in Canada and hula hoop – TIDDLE LEE! – in Read More ...  |
| Cameron Diaz Is Banging Jason Segel Posted: 22 Aug 2013 07:43 AM PDT Now that Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are over because you can only have sex with someone for so long while the ghost of Heath Ledger hovers in the background begging you to please, for the love of God, stop penetrating his ex for five minutes and tell the police he was killed by the Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 22 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT - Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow hating the shit out of each other in the Hamptons is a reality show I would actually watch. - I, too, could’ve sworn Wentworth Miller already came out, but more importantly now we get to watch Republicans being forced to choose which they love more: Hating gays Read More ...  |
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