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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.26.13
- I’ve Come Around To Ben Affleck As Batman
- There’s A Scientology Celebrity Gala?
- Khloe & Lamar Are Separated Because Crack Made Him Cheat On Her
- Katy Perry Didn’t Get The Memo That Everyone’s Supposed To Be Naked
- Lady GaGa Was Naked, Too. If Anyone Cares.
- Selena Gomez Wore This
- Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore
- Taylor Swift Is Petty And Vindictive? Whatever Do You Mean?
- Good Morning, Eva Longoria Trying To Get George Clooney’s Attention, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.26.13 Posted: 26 Aug 2013 01:20 PM PDT Welcome to a post-awards-show-weekend Monday edition of The Crap We Missed. Roughly translated, that means there’s a ton of shit in here. I’m tempted to point you right to the end of this gallery for my favorite selections from the VMAs, starting here, followed by Tommy Lee DJaculating and all ending with news that Miss Read More ...  |
| I’ve Come Around To Ben Affleck As Batman Posted: 26 Aug 2013 11:54 AM PDT When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman in Zack Snyder‘s sequel to Man of Steel, the Internet was, well, the Internet. And understandably so considering Daredevil was a fiery shit into comic book Read More ...  |
| There’s A Scientology Celebrity Gala? Posted: 26 Aug 2013 10:56 AM PDT I’ve been writing this site for over six years now, and I’ve never once heard of a Scientology Celebrity Centre Gala, let alone seen pictures from the inside of one. So for the sake of making me look super observant, let’s pretend this is the first time they let the paparazzi inside to make them Read More ...  |
| Khloe & Lamar Are Separated Because Crack Made Him Cheat On Her Posted: 26 Aug 2013 10:17 AM PDT Khloe Kardashian is a barren Sasquatch, and Lamar Odom is a rich, famous basketball player who’s had sex with her vagina once, so clearly the only possible explanation for why he’s been cheating on her is crack which is why they’re legally separated now. For real this time. TMZ reports: Multiple sources familar with the Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry Didn’t Get The Memo That Everyone’s Supposed To Be Naked Posted: 26 Aug 2013 08:33 AM PDT There are Sasquatches accusing their soon-to-be ex-husbands of being crack addicts going on right now, so here’s Katy Perry to wrap up the VMAs because literally nothing else important happened at them. (You read that right.) In fact, I’m only posting these because of the GIF below that as soon as you’ll see, you’ll wonder Read More ...  |
| Lady GaGa Was Naked, Too. If Anyone Cares. Posted: 26 Aug 2013 07:46 AM PDT Here’s Lady GaGa performing “Applause” to open last night’s VMAs which I’ll assume required months of choreographing, elaborate costume and set design, and rehearsals with professional dancers who have spent years honing their craft. Which makes it even more hilarious that barely thirty minutes later Miley Cyrus pranced around onstage sticking her tongue out and Read More ...  |
| Posted: 26 Aug 2013 06:51 AM PDT While Miley Cyrus set the rights of Beetlejuices back hundreds of years and Taylor Swift threw her menstrual blood at anyone who didn’t marry her after five minutes of dating, Selena Gomez at least had the poise and grace to show up to the VMAs in an evening gown that Justin Bieber ripped in half Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore Posted: 26 Aug 2013 05:36 AM PDT A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for “Blurred Lines” which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I’d even go so far to say it’s the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of in hushed whispers and Read More ...  |
| Taylor Swift Is Petty And Vindictive? Whatever Do You Mean? Posted: 26 Aug 2013 05:15 AM PDT To put this as politely as I can, Taylor Swift was kind of a huge cunt at the VMAs last night which started with her clearly mouthing the words “shut the fuck up” to Selena Gomez (below) while Harry Styles and One Direction presented the award for Best Pop Video, and then continued not even Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Eva Longoria Trying To Get George Clooney’s Attention, And Other News Posted: 26 Aug 2013 05:00 AM PDT - In case George Clooney missed the press release. - Miley Cyrus‘ new album cover looks strangely familiar. - Congrats, You’re A Hot Non-Vampire - Robert Pattinson is sad and lonely, you guys. - “Tara Reid in a bikini? How can I lose?!” – Not a goddamn soul alive Read More ...  |
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