Wednesday, August 28, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.28.13

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 12:15 PM PDT

“Ok everyone, let’s pack it up, we’re no longer needed here.” – My soul Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the feature that I put together each day for the expressed purpose of giving you an outlet for your misdirected anger and/or a delivery system for you to delight Fish with your most obscure Read More ...

Patrick Stewart Is A Treasure

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 11:37 AM PDT

Here’s Patrick Stewart just hanging out with his 35-year-old girlfriend Sunny Ozell and teaching her such secrets of his trade as the quadruple take in response to a woman’s hindquarters because Patrick Stewart is one part your adorable grandfather, one part badass and all parts Patrick Fucking Stewart. Which is why I don’t buy the Read More ...

And Now It’s Time For ‘Which Lady GaGa Body Part Will We See In Public Today?’

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 09:57 AM PDT

And it’s… nipples! Damn, I could’ve sworn it was going to be hermaphroditic penis this time, but then again, we’re still two months away from her new album. Plus, you save that baby for Al Roker. “I sharted at the White House!” He sharted at the White House. Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENNRead More ...

Ben Affleck Only Made ‘Daredevil’ Because He Assumed Schumacher Killed The Batman Movies

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 09:50 AM PDT

Ben Affleck being cast as the new Batman is probably the greatest thing that could’ve happened to Kevin Smith because now he has a legitimate excuse to tell eight million more stories (all two hours in length) about the movies he’s made with Ben before trying to murder him with Jersey Girl. So here he Read More ...

Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Made A Song Called ‘Twerk,’ Of Course

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 09:12 AM PDT

I just assumed Lil Twist was simply a hanger-on who makes Justin Bieber smoke weed and piss in mop buckets with his black people witchcraft, but it turns out he’s something of what qualifies as a “musician” these days. So here’s the leaked version of his track “Twerk” featuring Justin and Miley Cyrus who apparently Read More ...

Ashley Olsen Went To John Stamos’ 50th Birthday

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 08:13 AM PDT

John Stamos celebrated his 50th birthday last night (Side Note: And is a vampire.) and invited the cast of Full House. Which usually means Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen won’t come anywhere near the place because they’re serious fashion designers who only allow the blood relatives of French dignitaries into their vaginas now. Except, surprisingly, Read More ...

Here’s How ‘Breaking Bad’ Ends

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 07:29 AM PDT

Let me just say for the record that I predicted this exact ending on my LiveJournal Breaking Bad fan blog “Caking Bad” along with my recipe for Tuco Torte. As for how I knew this would happen, uh, it was pretty fucking obvious after watching episode 3.6 when Walter Jr. wanted Pop Tarts instead of Read More ...

Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Single

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 06:32 AM PDT

“Eh? Oh, right, the cancer stuff.” In a surprising move, the Internet actually took time away from accusing Miley Cyrus‘ ass of twerking open the door to Armageddon this morning to report that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are separated after 13 years of marriage. Radar reports: Michael Douglas and wife Catherine Zeta-Jones are separated, Read More ...

Olivia Munn Wore This And Other News

Posted: 28 Aug 2013 05:58 AM PDT

- Beyonce almost got caught in a fight between Diddy and J Cole, but more importantly, why the fuck did Jay Z lose the hyphen? I’ll kill you! - Cyndi Lauper does not approve of Miley Cyrus. - It’s The Season For Tan Lines - Kate Middleton‘s already showing her post-pregnant Read More ...
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