Friday, August 30, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.30.13

Posted: 30 Aug 2013 10:00 AM PDT

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which fittingly caps the week with the flat, white-girl ass that twerked the Internet into seizures. For the record, Miley, you weren’t and will never even be close to doing this. Shut that shit down. We can all stop obsessing about that now and get back to our Read More ...

Lamar Odom Got Arrested For DUI

Posted: 30 Aug 2013 09:01 AM PDT

In case any of you were wondering how things are going for Lamar Odom with all this drugs and divorce business, shitty. As shitty as fucking possible. TMZ reports: Lamar Odom was arrested for “driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs” early Friday morning … TMZ has learned. The bust occurred in the San Read More ...

That Is Robin Thicke’s Hand Up A Woman’s Ass

Posted: 30 Aug 2013 08:37 AM PDT

Just to show how observant I am, yesterday, when I saw this photo of Robin Thicke with socialite Lana Scolaro, I didn’t think anything of it and couldn’t figure out what the big deal was because I’m sure Robin Thicke poses for pictures with hundreds of women. Then I looked in the mirror. Now, granted, Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Pulls No Show At Venice Film Festival

Posted: 30 Aug 2013 07:49 AM PDT

Lindsay Lohan was supposed to appear at the Venice Film Festival to promote The Canyons, the movie she begged and pleaded to be in (and still kept on after she was fired once during production) because her career was in the toilet and no one would hire her. So just like the premiere, which she Read More ...

Jesus Christ, Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

Posted: 30 Aug 2013 06:57 AM PDT

Recently, Photo Boy and I were made to feel like troglodyte assholes because we post bikini photos like these ridiculous ones of Emmanuelle Chriqui that will generate ungodly amounts of pageviews so I can never shut up about Ben Qffleck or George Zimmerman or comic books without getting fired. Except let’s be honest, no one Read More ...

Aw, Jay Z’s Lonely In His Mansion And Other News

Posted: 30 Aug 2013 06:03 AM PDT

- Tatiana Maslany will be on Parks and Rec. Yessss. - Shailene Woodley is our new Earth Mother Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh, good. - Girls Are Working Out Hard For The Weekend - Fergie no longer has two penises attached to her body. - Mashing up The Dark Knight Rises and Read More ...

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