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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.12.11
- Kat Von D is Going Bald
- Justin Bieber Wants To Be A Young Dad
- Lindsay Lohan Says Ali is Healthy
- Alexander Skarsgard Will Penetrate You Now, Canada
- Jessica Alba is Lactating and Other News
- Kate Gosselin is Already Trying To Whore Out Her Kids Again
- Megan Fox is ‘Curvy’ Now
- Stacy Keibler Has No Clue Who George Clooney Is
- I Shall Call Them ‘Bradifer Coopez’
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.12.11 Posted: 12 Sep 2011 01:35 PM PDT    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full Read More ... |
| Posted: 12 Sep 2011 12:43 PM PDT    As further proof that God continues to wreak His vengeance upon reality television (As evidenced here, here and here.), Kat Von D is reportedly going bald, according to RadarOnline: According to a source close to the 29-year-old, breaking-up and then getting back together with fiancé Jesse James, along with her TLC show being canceled, have Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Wants To Be A Young Dad Posted: 12 Sep 2011 11:48 AM PDT    So, remember all those times I joked about Justin Bieber knocking Selena Gomez up? Haha! About that… Women’s Wear Daily reports: WWD: Where do you see yourself five years from now? JB: Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Says Ali is Healthy Posted: 12 Sep 2011 10:58 AM PDT    Because Lindsay Lohan is a trusted authority on healthy body images, here she is defending her sister Ali from accusations of anorexia and generally looking like Russell Brand. Via Twitter: I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard Will Penetrate You Now, Canada Posted: 12 Sep 2011 10:20 AM PDT |
| Jessica Alba is Lactating and Other News Posted: 12 Sep 2011 09:50 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Jessica Simpson‘s stalker wrote a tell-all book about his make believe love affair with her. - Serena Williams is “not the one.” - And she’s not the only “not the one.” Spontaneous athlete rage always makes sense, right? - George Clooney drank Brangelina under the Read More ... |
| Kate Gosselin is Already Trying To Whore Out Her Kids Again Posted: 12 Sep 2011 09:09 AM PDT    While promoting the final season of Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin stopped by The Today Show this morning where she basically shot down Jon’s advice for her to get a real job and provide a normal life for their kids: "Well, it's a situation where Jon may be accepting of mediocre for his kids, and Read More ... |
| Posted: 12 Sep 2011 07:53 AM PDT    Not content to patiently wait for Megan Fox to open her mouth and say something ridiculous, Us Magazine has decided to just go ahead and start calling her “curvy” now which I take as a personal affront to Kelly Brook and shall fight them to the death. En garde! “For a year and a half, Read More ... |
| Stacy Keibler Has No Clue Who George Clooney Is Posted: 12 Sep 2011 06:39 AM PDT    Fresh off of kicking Elisabetta Canalis to the curb after daring to say the word marriage in the same sentence as him, and also using him as a springboard to get onto Dancing With The Stars (Way to dream big, lady.), George Clooney brought Stacy Keibler with him to the Toronto International Film Festival premiere Read More ... |
| I Shall Call Them ‘Bradifer Coopez’ Posted: 12 Sep 2011 06:08 AM PDT    When we last left Bradley Cooper he was reportedly having sex with Olivia Wilde, so it only makes sense that he’d eventually move on to the much older and less attractive Jennifer Lopez, who let’s assume immediately milked this puppy for publicity. TMZ reports: We’re told the two hit up Per Se, a restaurant located Read More ... |
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