The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

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• The (Halloween) Crap We Missed
• Lindsay Lohan Got New Teeth
• Kim Kardashian Wouldn’t Move to Minnesota, Is The Bullsh*t Excuse
• Courtney Stodden Made Doug Be A Tranny, Too. They’re Twinsies!
• BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce From Kris Humphries
• We Should Give Sophie Turner Her Land Back and Other News
• Kelly Brook Was Bella Swan
• Coco Was.. It Doesn’t Really Matter
• JWoww Was Jugs Malone
• Kim Kardashian Was Poison Ivy
• Snooki Was Snarf
• We Get It, Heidi Klum. You Really Like Halloween.

The (Halloween) Crap We Missed Posted: 31 Oct 2011 01:30 PM PDT     Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Got New Teeth Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:22 PM PDT     In all the hubbub over Halloween and Kim Kardashian’s divorce that really shouldn’t be surprising because if there’s one thing Armenians crave, it’s clever scams to get free coffeemakers (I’m onto you.), Lindsay Lohan tweeting a pic of her new teeth almost got lost in the mix. Which really isn’t as important as reminding everyone Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Wouldn’t Move to Minnesota, Is The Bullsh*t Excuse Posted: 31 Oct 2011 11:00 AM PDT     With Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce confirmed by E! News, it was only a matter of time until story lines from the show are passed off as actual events that happened in real life instead of scripted horseshit written for gullible rubes. And here we are. Via TMZ: We’re told Kris was passionate about Read More ...

Courtney Stodden Made Doug Be A Tranny, Too. They’re Twinsies! Posted: 31 Oct 2011 10:30 AM PDT     Nope. Nothing phallic here. “Transluctently we trolloped trannily through tranquil traps of tremendous trembles, trying our trustiest to transpire into true T-Rexes of tri-nificient treasure-love. – That was Maya Angelou, you guys XOXO” Photos: GSI MediaRead More ...

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce From Kris Humphries Posted: 31 Oct 2011 10:25 AM PDT     Saturday night, Kim Kardashian told People magazine that, “That no matter what we do, there’s going to be rumors,” when asked why she wasn’t with him for her Halloween party or basically ever. Turns out that meant she already had divorce papers together and is filing them this morning, according to TMZ: We’re told even Read More ...

We Should Give Sophie Turner Her Land Back and Other News Posted: 31 Oct 2011 10:15 AM PDT     Posted by Photo Boy - Beynoce‘s kid will one day run this motha. - Justin Timberlake might ruin a Coen brothers movie for me. - Elisabetta Canalis talks about George Clooney and his “fatherly” affections. - Charlie Sheen still gets to be incredibly rich and famous. Oh, good. - Read More ...

Kelly Brook Was Bella Swan Posted: 31 Oct 2011 09:00 AM PDT     Welcome to the saddest, if not the most blasphemous Kelly Brook post I’ve ever posted to the site. Here she is dressed as Bella Swan from Twilight last night which is disappointing for a number of reasons starting with the three layers of clothing covering her chest – On Halloween?! Why do you want Baby Read More ...

Coco Was.. It Doesn’t Really Matter Posted: 31 Oct 2011 07:30 AM PDT     Here’s Coco also hosting a Halloween party as some sort of slutty devil thing, it’s really not important. And you can tell by the amount effort of Ice-T put into his own costume before fading entirely into the background. COCO: What are you wearing tonight, honey? ICE-T: Eh, I’m just gonna put on this mask Read More ...

JWoww Was Jugs Malone Posted: 31 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT     When Halloween was first invented by James Zagnut and Alexander Snickers during the Great Crunchy Nougat War of 1876, one of the earliest traditions was the sluttening of everyday wardrobes with a display of over-abundant mammaries. So here’s JWoww honoring that tradition as a chesty gangster while hosting a Halloween party in Vegas because I’m Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Was Poison Ivy Posted: 31 Oct 2011 06:15 AM PDT     Like every reality star trying to whore a dollar out of 15 cents this weekend, Kim Kardashian – sans Kris Humphries, of course – hosted her own Halloween party in New York Saturday night and showed up as Batman villain Poison Ivy. Which makes all kinds of sense once you realize urine is a natural Read More ...

Snooki Was Snarf Posted: 31 Oct 2011 05:30 AM PDT     Here’s Snooki hosting a Halloween bash in Vegas Saturday night where she showed up in a leopard costume complete with colored contacts, body pai- wait, she’s a fat, orange cat, isn’t she? Dammit. Is it too late to change my headline to “Snooki Was Garfield?” What if I told you her owner serves her lasagna Read More ...

We Get It, Heidi Klum. You Really Like Halloween. Posted: 31 Oct 2011 04:59 AM PDT     Here’s Heidi Klum following up last year’s Crazy Alien Woman The Silver Surfer Won’t Stop Titty Honking (Actual title.) by showing up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an exact replica of the human anatomy. Except judging by her complete and painstakingly elaborate obsession with showing everyone the fuck up because ze Germans will Read More ...

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• EXCLUSIVE! Kris Humphries Blindsides Kim With His Own Statement!
• Kris Humphries Is Willing To Do "Whatever It Takes" To Make Marriage To Kim Kardashian Work!
• Kim Kardashian Does NOT Want To Pay Spousal Support To Kris Humphries!
• Khloe Comes To Kim's Defense, Speaks Out On Divorce
• Kris Humphries Doesn't Believe In Divorce
• The Today Gets The Royal Halloween Treatment
• Kim Kardashian Releases Statement About Her Divorce!!!
• Lindsay Is Admitting She Violated Probation, Hoping Her Morgue Work Will Warm Judge Stephanie's Heart!
• Domberhalder Looks Cozy For Halloween!
• Bad For Business????

EXCLUSIVE! Kris Humphries Blindsides Kim With His Own Statement! Posted: 31 Oct 2011 01:40 PM PDT There's a lot being said about Kim Kardashian's shocking announcement this morning that after 72 days of marriage, she had decided to divorce Kris Humphries. Kim has released her side of things via an official statement, but remained vague on the details that led to the breakup. However, the word coming out of Kris' camp is that he was completely blindsided by the divorce filing and what's more, he doesn't believe in absolving the union. But you know what? It's KIM who is blindsided now, as sources EXCLUSIVELY tell PerezHilton.com that Kris had agreed on releasing a "joint statement" with Kim prior to this announcement. We're told that Kris veered from the original plan to just announce an amicable split in order to garner some sympathy from the masses. Pulling the "religion card" now is just his way of "fighting dirty," says our source, who adds that Kris "begs to be in Hollywood," and that he's "a fame whore [who] wanted to do the show and wedding special." Uh-oh! If this "joint agreement" was part of their pre-nup deal, he is in for a WORLD OF TROUBLE. He better know what the hell he is doing. He's going up again the billion-dollar Kardashian empire. If he's lying, it won't be long before they strike back at him - AND HARD! Then again, his little plan worked, didn't it. U felt bad for him and bleeding-heart for a hot second, didn't U? IT'S SO ON!!!! [Image via WENN.]

Kris Humphries Is Willing To Do "Whatever It Takes" To Make Marriage To Kim Kardashian Work! Posted: 31 Oct 2011 01:20 PM PDT We told you guys that Kris Humphries was reportedly blindsided by Kim filing for divorce this morning... but that isn't going to stop him just yet, because he's going to do whatever it takes to make it work. He's spoken up, saying: "I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce ... I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it work." We're glad he's being open about what's going on, but we can't really imagine a marriage lasting when a divorce was filed 72 days into it regardless if she postpones it (so he can "do whatever it takes"). Do U think Kim will give him another shot?? [Image via WENN.]

Kim Kardashian Does NOT Want To Pay Spousal Support To Kris Humphries! Posted: 31 Oct 2011 01:10 PM PDT Oh, how things have changed since August! Earlier today, we announced the SHOCKING news that Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after only 72 DAYS of marriage!!!! Then, Kim released a statement about their divorce, claiming that she had HOPED her marriage to Kris would be forever. Now, we're hearing that Kim doesn't want any spousal support from Kris...and she also doesn't want to give him any either! We're also hearing that Kim wants them both to pay their own attorney fees. What did Kris do to make you so mad, Kim? Did it have anything to do with his trip to Miami??? [Image via WENN.]

Khloe Comes To Kim's Defense, Speaks Out On Divorce Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:50 PM PDT Sistahs 4 lyfe! Khloe Kardashian came to the defense of her older sister Kim by taking to her Twitter and speaking out on Kim's announcement that she's divorcing Kris Humphries. Speaking out against the haters and the doubters, Khloe wrote: Reading some these comments r so hurtful. Im grateful 4our fans who understand & r being respectful. Hate is disgusting. Love is everything You have to admit, Khloe, people are going to be vocal when it comes to this type of situation. A 72-day marriage built around a $10 million wedding isn't something that we like to take lightly. BUT, she is your sister and we know she's grateful that you have her back. You are right, there's no need for hateful comments. At least Kim's got her real family by her side. P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter! P.P.S. CLICK HERE to "like" us on Facebook! [Image via WENN.]

Kris Humphries Doesn't Believe In Divorce Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:43 PM PDT Divorces are like unicorns to Kris Humphries: he doesn't believe in either of them. But sadly, unlike unicorns, divorces DO exist in real life and he's having a hard time coming to grips with his own -- mostly because he was blindsided by Kim filing this morning. We hear he's been telling friends he wanted to save the marriage and that all of the cheating is just a bunch of lies. Also, we're hearing he's pretty "bummed" about it now that he knows she went and filed. Chin up, Kris! Who knows what the next 72 days has in store for you?? PS -- We wish unicorns existed! So majestic!! Ha [Image via WENN.]

The Today Gets The Royal Halloween Treatment Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:40 PM PDT How fun! They always have the best costumes over on The Today Show! This morning, New York relieved the Royal Wedding as the anchors of Today donned royally special costumes from Kate Middleton and Prince William's big day. Taking on the roles of young newlyweds were Matt Lauer and Ann Curry, with Natalie Morales right behind them dressed as Pippa Middleton, Al Roker as Prince Harry and the return of Meredith Vieira as The Queen! But as per usual, Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford stole the show as Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice, complete with the ugly stepsister hats that have made them so famous! Well done you guys! Everyone looks awesome!!! Check out the gallery below to see more pics from Rockerfeller Center's Halloween Haunt! P.S. - Are you not IN LOVE with the weave on Matt's head?! HA! We love today ... and Today! [Image via Buzz Foto.]

Kim Kardashian Releases Statement About Her Divorce!!! Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:30 PM PDT What have you got to say for yourself, Kim? As we mentioned earlier today, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from now-ex-hubby Kris Humphries after a mere 72 days of marriage! Now, MS. Kardashian has released a statement about her failed marriage, which is as follows: "I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don't work out as planned." What do U think? Did Kim truly hope her marriage would last forever??? [Image via WENN.]

Lindsay Is Admitting She Violated Probation, Hoping Her Morgue Work Will Warm Judge Stephanie's Heart! Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:20 PM PDT Risky move, Lindz...but hey! It MIGHT work! We've just learned that Lindsay Lohan's new strategy for her Wednesday court date is to ADMIT that she violated her probation...and to show the judge that she's finally making things right. Sources are saying that Lindsay will come to court with proof that she worked 24 hours at the morgue, which is apparently 16 hours MORE than what was required of her! Lindsay is reportedly expecting/hoping for a minimum jail sentence of two weeks, but she could still end up with a whole year if Judge Stephanie Sautner decides not take pity. We can't say we're overly optimistic that things will work out for Lindsay, but we'll find out soon! What do U think? Will the judge take pity on Lindsay? Or is she going to be spend the next year behind bars??? [Image via WENN.]

Domberhalder Looks Cozy For Halloween! Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:10 PM PDT Domberhalder? Nian??? We're still working on a name for these two! Nina Dobrev and her Vampire Diaries co-star beau Ian Somerhalder went all out this Halloween weekend, dressing to the nines tens for Ian's ISF's Empoweresque event held at The Opera in HOTlanta, sponsored by VUQO VODKA. As you can plainly see, Ian is saving the world from pollution as Captain Planet, and Nina got her Hogwarts on as Hermione Granger. Nice touch with the Harry and Ron heads peeking out from beneath your cloak! Quite inventive! Hope you two had a ghoulishly good time!

Bad For Business???? Posted: 31 Oct 2011 11:50 AM PDT [poll=40806]

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