Wednesday, October 26, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Salma Hayek knows how to promote a cartoon

Posted: 25 Oct 2011 04:42 PM PDT

Salma Hayek has spent the last two days in new York promoting her new movie, the ‘Shrek’ spinoff ‘Puss-N-Boots’. Which of course is a cartoon meant for kids. Although you’d never know that by the way I just jacked off on her pictures. That's a very adult look. (image source [...]

Lindsay Lohans dad was arrested again

Posted: 25 Oct 2011 01:32 PM PDT

Much like Mel Gibson before him, Michael Lohan was arrested last night in Florida for attacking his girlfriend after she refused to give him a blow job. Women really don’t seem to understand how awesome blowjobs are. According to the police report, Lohan “grabbed and squeezed” (Kate) Major’s arms and repeatedly pushed her to [...]

Leonardo DiCaprio dates this girl now

Posted: 25 Oct 2011 12:56 PM PDT

Proving that life does indeed go on after breaking up with Bar Refaeli (at least if youre a billionaire actor), various sources are now reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio is now dating this girl; Romanian model Madalina Diana Ghenea. God only knows if she even speaks english or not, but luckily for him going [...]

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are making another movie

Posted: 25 Oct 2011 10:13 AM PDT

For the fist time since ‘Good Will Hunting’ (no one counts ‘Dogma’ for some reason) Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are starring in a movie together. Damon will star as Boston mobster Whitely Bulgar, with Affleck co-starring and directing. Though they won’t write the script (which of course is what they won their [...]

Jessica Simpson definitely seems pregnanant

Posted: 25 Oct 2011 09:43 AM PDT

Though she still hasn’t made any kind of announcement, Jessica Simpson once again looked very pregnant yesterday New York. Either that or she’s learned to unhinge her jaw like a python and swallowed a pig. To be honest both theories seem equally likely. (source = bauer griffin)

Lindsay Lohan is posing naked for Playboy

Posted: 25 Oct 2011 07:01 AM PDT

In an event that literally everyone predicted starting about 5 years ago, Lindsay Lohan posed naked for Playboy this weekend. There’s no word on when the pictures will be released, and TMZ says this was just the first of a few planned shoots. For the record, after some negotiating, she was paid somewhere between [...]

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