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- The Crap We Missed – Thurdsay 10.20.11
- Lindsay Lohan’s Porn Double Is A Better Person Than Lindsay Lohan
- Jessica Simpson Wants $500K To Confirm The Pregnancy You’re Looking Right At
- Weston Cage Has A Reality Show Now
- Welcome To The Exact Moment Occupy Wall Street Became A Celebrity Fad
- Amanda Seyfried Trots Her Puppies Around and Other News
- BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Already Pulled A No-Show At Morgue
- JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage
- Shia LaBeouf Threatened To Stab The Guy Helping Him After Bar Fight
- Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With A Chick Named ‘Macarena’
- Lindsay Lohan Is Smoking Meth, Crack, Says Michael Lohan
| The Crap We Missed – Thurdsay 10.20.11 Posted: 20 Oct 2011 02:30 PM PDT    “OCCUPY ROB REINER, BITCHES!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Miranda Kerr topless (Oh, hi, Google.), Kate Gosselin telling her daughters they’ll go to iPhone-building “class” in a shady Philadelphia basement and like it and George Clooney attempting to contemplate marriage until someone ran in with a defibrillator pad. Don’t worry, he’s okay. Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Porn Double Is A Better Person Than Lindsay Lohan Posted: 20 Oct 2011 01:35 PM PDT    Here’s Lindsay Lohan‘s porn doppelganger Scarlett Fay showing up at the L.A. County Coroner’s office this morning (See how quickly she found the entrance?) in an attempt to help Lindsay out of a jam when it started to look like she’d be late for her court-ordered shift at the morgue. A selfless act that Lindsay Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson Wants $500K To Confirm The Pregnancy You’re Looking Right At Posted: 20 Oct 2011 12:54 PM PDT    The poster said Jessica would sign autographs until 2:30, but at 1:15 her mouth suddenly opened and stayed that way until she walked into a backroom. Later, we heard what could only be described as a family of elks getting beat with a chair followed by cries for barbecue sauce. It was my most favoritest Read More ... |
| Weston Cage Has A Reality Show Now Posted: 20 Oct 2011 12:25 PM PDT    When we last left Weston Cage he was following up his whirlwind tour of getting his ass kicked by every virtually person in his vicinity including himself by checking into rehab to become an action star and prove he’s not crazy. Well, apparently that didn’t last very long, because now he’s filming a reality show Read More ... |
| Welcome To The Exact Moment Occupy Wall Street Became A Celebrity Fad Posted: 20 Oct 2011 11:15 AM PDT    “Sir, you can’t just randomly sit next to me and stare forlornly into a camera. — Sir?” I’ve remained pretty indifferent regarding Occupy Wall Street because despite it’s best intentions, it’s hard not to look at it as a bunch of hipsters (And now celebrities trying to look politically savvy.) with no clear message rallying Read More ... |
| Amanda Seyfried Trots Her Puppies Around and Other News Posted: 20 Oct 2011 10:30 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Bridget Marquardt‘s Halloween line easily doubles as Vice Squad undercover gear. - So could The Sexiest NFL Cheerleader Halloween Costumes Ever. - Jim Carrey has caused Emma Stone to irrationally fear famous men. - Rihanna‘s new Chris Brown doppelganger boyfriend is a boxer. Let that Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Already Pulled A No-Show At Morgue Posted: 20 Oct 2011 09:34 AM PDT    It hasn’t even been 24 hours since her probation’s been revoked, so of course Lindsay Lohan has already blown off the one thing the judge asked her to do to put her back in her graces. ABC News reports: As of 8:30 a.m. PT today, Lohan had not arrived at the Los Angeles County coroner's Read More ... |
| JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage Posted: 20 Oct 2011 08:32 AM PDT    If you’re thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she’s actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it’s the brand that truly understands the positives of alcohol induced time travel. For example, thanks to this post I now know to stockpile penicillin and Read More ... |
| Shia LaBeouf Threatened To Stab The Guy Helping Him After Bar Fight Posted: 20 Oct 2011 08:01 AM PDT    When Shia LaBeouf found himself getting his face punched in by a shirtless Canadian lumber ox, Shea Carter, who apparently was not a “bro” of the actor or had even met him before, helped a drunken Shia up and convinced him to “lay low” before shit got hand out of hand. So basically your typical, Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With A Chick Named ‘Macarena’ Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT    Mommar Gadhafi was apparently killed this morning, but he didn’t cheat on Selena Gomez, so who gives a shit? This is Macarena Lemos, an Argentian model – I’m guessing for Arby’s. (That’ll hit you in a second.) – who claims she recently “met” with Justin Bieber in Buenos Aires, and I know what you’re thinking, Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Is Smoking Meth, Crack, Says Michael Lohan Posted: 20 Oct 2011 06:00 AM PDT    I don’t even have to write anything, do I? Michael Lohan must owe a metric shit-ton of child support again because he’s reverted back to his old habit of shoving his face in the press to expose as many details about Lindsay Lohan as he can while the iron’s hot. This time around, he followed Read More ... |
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