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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.17.11
- The Situation Sells Lollipops Now
- BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow Lets Her Children Play At A Public Park
- How To Hack A Celebrity: Miley Cyrus Is An Idiot Edition
- Everyone In The World is Lying About Lindsay Lohan
- Christina Milian in a Bikini and Other News
- Kelly Osbourne Still Thinks Christina Aguilera is Fat, Has A Point
- Robert Downey Jr. Wants Hollywood To Forgive Mel Gibson
- Spock’s Gay
- A Moment of Silence For ‘Charlie’s Angels’
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.17.11 Posted: 17 Oct 2011 01:00 PM PDT    What are those? Breasts? Toadstools? Fetch me my book of Midget Anatomy. Welcome to the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed, painstakingly crafted by our prodigal Photo Boy who literally couldn’t wait to crop 31 pictures of random celebrity horseshit. It’s all he could think about it. On that note, I think Kelly Rowland Read More ... |
| The Situation Sells Lollipops Now Posted: 17 Oct 2011 12:00 PM PDT    And they suck… *puts on shades* … as much as I do. HYEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! File this one under the absolutely straightest thing you’ve read all day. It practically owns a hunting cabin. Via The Sugar Factory: Sorrentino's sweet treat is a one-of-a-kind haute lollipop stick, designed to resemble the Italian national flag with its stacked rhinestones Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow Lets Her Children Play At A Public Park Posted: 17 Oct 2011 11:00 AM PDT    “Oh, these two are going right in the fireplace when we get home. Right in.” When one imagines the playthings of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s children whose names escape me at the moment – Cornelius and Harriet Tubman? – one imagines decadent, handcrafted bejeweled gymnasiums fashioned out of stained dinosaur bone and African tusks with each hour Read More ... |
| How To Hack A Celebrity: Miley Cyrus Is An Idiot Edition Posted: 17 Oct 2011 10:00 AM PDT    Last week authorities arrested Christopher Chaney for allegedly hacking nude photos of several celebrities from Scarlett Johansson to Blake Lively which is apparently super easy to do. TMZ has since received an email from an anonymous hacker, who they suggest is Chaney boasting, documenting how easy it was for him to find private photos of Read More ... |
| Everyone In The World is Lying About Lindsay Lohan Posted: 17 Oct 2011 09:20 AM PDT    On Friday we learned that Lindsay Lohan had been kicked out of her community service program for basically being Lindsay Lohan (i.e. not giving a shit.) Apparently she took umbrage with people finding out and decided to go on Twitter to lie her face off because it’s not like there’s going to be a court Read More ... |
| Christina Milian in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 17 Oct 2011 09:15 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Giuliana Rancic probably isn’t going to have that baby. - Harry Connick Jr. is okay with no one knowing who he is. - Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lopez is apparently a real thing now. - While George Clooney keeps dangling a carrot in front of Stacey Read More ... |
| Kelly Osbourne Still Thinks Christina Aguilera is Fat, Has A Point Posted: 17 Oct 2011 08:30 AM PDT    Back in August, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a “fat cunt” because when you’re sitting next to Joan Rivers, you gotta keep up. Except over two months later, she’s still saying it, but that’s coming from someone who writes about Jessica Simpson looking pregnant every other day. Via Hollywood Life: "Trust me. I'm a Read More ... |
| Robert Downey Jr. Wants Hollywood To Forgive Mel Gibson Posted: 17 Oct 2011 06:45 AM PDT    Back when Robert Downey Jr. was virtually unhireable thanks to a mammoth coke addiction and penchant for dressing like Wonder Woman, Mel Gibson gave him a chance and cast him in The Singing Detective thus providing the Viagra that would harden RDJ’s career all up in our faces wow that was a weird analogy. Anyway, Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Oct 2011 05:50 AM PDT    “Jim, I find your love of vagina highly illogical.” Actor Zachary Quinto, best known for his role as Spock in J.J. Abrams Star Trek reboot and Sylar on NBC’s Heroes, has come out of the closet in a new interview with New York Magazine because telling the world he loves penis will stop another teen Read More ... |
| A Moment of Silence For ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Posted: 17 Oct 2011 05:48 AM PDT    “God, I have such a great feeling about this show, Minka. Let’s work really hard today!” Apparently right after I cut out on Friday, ABC decided to axe Charlie’s Angels which comes as a shock considering every single person who heard about the remake went, “Oh, yeah, that’ll survive six episodes.” But sarcasm aside, I Read More ... |
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