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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.27.11
- Michael Lohan Was Drunk, High During Arrest, Also Thought He Was Spider-Man
- Courtney Stodden Used To Look Like This
- So Kim Zolciak Is Also SVEDKA_GRL
- Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina Offered Another Million Dollars
- Shirtless Dennis Quaid Is Today’s Man-Candy and Other News
- Courtney Stodden Kicked Out of Pumpkin Patch Cuz Ur Mom’s Jelly
- Ashton Kutcher is The Saddest Millionaire Poonhound In The Whole Wide World
- Michael Lohan Got Arrested Again
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.27.11 Posted: 27 Oct 2011 01:30 PM PDT    Not Pictured: A black microphone – made out of Seal. WHOOOOOoooooooOOOA! Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a narrowly-avoided terrorist attack while poor Eva Longoria is forced to- no, wait, I see what they did there, Elizabeth Olsen after a visit with her sisters (She can still feel their Muppet hands.) and a Read More ... |
| Michael Lohan Was Drunk, High During Arrest, Also Thought He Was Spider-Man Posted: 27 Oct 2011 12:49 PM PDT    “Now there’s a vagina I’d like to kick. In the vagina…” When Michael Lohan was arrested last night, it was reported that he attempted to jump out his hotel window only to land in a tree. Turns out it’s way more hilarious than that, mainly because he was shit-faced drunk and high on who knows Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Used To Look Like This Posted: 27 Oct 2011 12:05 PM PDT    Sorry for two Courtney Stodden posts today, but these pictures literally came across my desk (Easy…) right after the pumpkin patch fiasco, and they needed to be seen. What you’re looking at is not Chloe Sevigny, but a pre-Courtney Stodden Courtney Stodden before she found herself lured in by the seductive glow of tanning salons Read More ... |
| So Kim Zolciak Is Also SVEDKA_GRL Posted: 27 Oct 2011 12:03 PM PDT    Since every superhero/product spokes-bimbo should always have a weird, thick mom-version, here’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak also as SVEDKA_GRL because apparently Svedka Vodka is literally slapping the costume on anyone off the street and tarting them about. Which must feel awesome for J-Woww who probably thought she was special, irreplaceable and Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina Offered Another Million Dollars Posted: 27 Oct 2011 09:39 AM PDT    Oh, I see how it is. Poses for Playboy and thinks she can walk around all levitatin’ and shit. Lindsay Lohan has only just begun dipping her toe into the exciting world of pornography and already she’s been offered more money and work than Hollywood has shown her in half a decade. We’ve always said Read More ... |
| Shirtless Dennis Quaid Is Today’s Man-Candy and Other News Posted: 27 Oct 2011 09:00 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Leonardo DiCaprio will still be nailing supermodels at this age. - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler‘s relationship has a natural ease to it. - Johnny Depp rapes Ricky Gervais a new one. What? What did I say? - Lucy Pinder can’t contain herself. (Yes, I’m Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Kicked Out of Pumpkin Patch Cuz Ur Mom’s Jelly Posted: 27 Oct 2011 07:47 AM PDT    If you’re like me and a lover of America and all the freedom it affords, you probably haven’t been able to sleep since finding out Courtney Stodden was kicked out of a Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher is The Saddest Millionaire Poonhound In The Whole Wide World Posted: 27 Oct 2011 06:46 AM PDT    Here’s a sad and forlorn Ashton Kutcher in New York yesterday where he somehow found himself still invited to last night’s GQ Gentlemen’s Ball despite banging a 22-year-old party girl on his sixth wedding anniversary to Demi Moore. Then again, they did discuss pressing political issues and just look at those pouty faces, he’s really Read More ... |
| Michael Lohan Got Arrested Again Posted: 27 Oct 2011 06:08 AM PDT    Later, Michael’s bond would be revoked after giving his bondsman’s wife a foot massage. Here’s Michael Lohan shortly after posting bail yesterday afternoon for allegedly beating Kate Major again either because, her story, she refused to blow him or, his story, because he ejaculated in her and she got all pissy about it while hopped Read More ... |
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