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• Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from Kris Humphries today (updates)
• Courtney Stodden’s mom pushed her to marry Doug at 16, Doug wanted to wait
• Dita Von Teese in her own ‘Muse’ design: stunning or boring?
• The Kardashians love that the Today Show mocked them for Halloween
• Hilary Swank fires long-time manager in the wake of Chechen partygoing scandal
• Ethan Hawke in Rome: still bone-worthy or not hot at all?
• Heidi Klum is a sexy skinless cadaver for Halloween, where’s Seal? (Update)
• Gwen Stefani’s Cinderella Halloween costume: adorable or drag queen pageant?
• When did Tom Felton turn into a little mini-Ralph Fiennes?
• Jessica Simpson is having a super-cute, relaxed, food-filled pregnancy

Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from Kris Humphries today (updates) Posted: 31 Oct 2011 09:33 AM PDT UPDATE: Everything below is what I wrote earlier this morning, just because I don’t want to write a whole post, here’s the new story - TMZ claims that Kim is going to file for divorce from Kris Humphries. Their marriage has last 72 days thus far. The basics, via TMZ: Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned. We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.” We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife. As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that. Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another. Good. UPDATE: People Magazine is confirming it now. Kat-face Kardashian is so, so dumb. **************** Here’s the previous post: As I discussed yesterday, Kim Kardashian went to a big NYC Halloween party dressed up as Poison Ivy. Some of you wondered if Kris Humphries had gone as Lurch (funny), but as it turns out, Kris was nowhere to be seen. Kim's date for the party was her friend Jonathan Cheban, who dressed up as Robin (with a wonky crotch area). So where was Kris? Page Six claims that Kris was scheduled to appear, but he flew home to Minnesota at the last minute. Given the rumors about the state of Kim and Kris's marriage, it's interesting: Kim Kardashian hit the New York party scene over the weekend, but again her new husband, Kris Humphries, was nowhere to be seen. On Saturday night, Humphries did a disappearing act as Kim hosted a Midori party at Lavo in Midtown. Dressed as Poison Ivy in a green bustier outfit and red wig, she stuck close to her friend Jonathan Cheban, the ultimate sidekick dressed as Robin. Sources told us Humphries "was supposed to there but flew home to see his family in Minnesota instead." Yesterday Kim flew to Australia, but her original flight was canceled, so she had to drive late Saturday night after the party to Philadelphia to get a flight out from there. Friday night Kim, still sans hubby, told us she was sad to miss her nephew Mason all dolled up for Halloween. She told us at Vikram Chatwal's 40th birthday dinner at Romera that she was off Down Under and wouldn't be able to see little Mason, who is in Los Angeles with his mother, Kourtney Kardashian, in costume. [From Page Six] Sidenote: Vikram Chatwal is the married millionaire dude who was rumored to be paying Linnocent's bills for a while in NYC. Meaning, Vikram is one of LL's johns. Anyway, back to Kim. She might have flown to Australia yesterday, but not before she and her sisters made an appearance in LA on Extreme Home Makeover (photos below). Also, when Kim was asked about her husband by Us Weekly, she replied, "Oh, he’s in Minnesota… Being in New York for a couple of months, I went to L.A. to unpack, and he had to go and bring all his stuff to unpack in Minnesota. It’s always tough when you’re apart. But we do what we can to try and spend time together and make that time for each other.” Kris is still unemployed because of the NBA lockout, and Us Weekly's sources claim: “They are not getting along at all. She told him he need to do something productive. He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday.” Meanwhile, Hollywood Life's sources say that during the Halloween party, Kim "looked bored, worried and sad… she seemed sad, delicate" and "she was basically going through the motions." So, is Kris in Minnesota because he just wanted to see his family and spent time packing/unpacking? Or is it because he and Kim are already living very separate lives? Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Courtney Stodden’s mom pushed her to marry Doug at 16, Doug wanted to wait Posted: 31 Oct 2011 09:07 AM PDT Courtney’s mom is the one in the back with the huge chin implant If you heard that your 16 year-old daughter was communicating online with a 51 year-old man would you: 1. Unplug the Internet and contact the authorities 2. Forbid her from speaking to him and install software to monitor and/or block her from doing so? 3. Tell her to be careful and keep an eye on the situation or 4. Encourage her to pursue a romantic relationship with the creepy old dude older than her father, but perhaps able to help her burgeoning career as a singer/actress? If you’re Courtney Stodden’s mom Krista Keller you would choose the fourth option and take it to another level, you’d encourage your daughter to marry the guy! Courtney’s mom, who will always be the same age as her son-in-law (until the inevitable divorce/death/murder/suicide*) told The Daily Beast that she told her daughter’s 51 year-old pursuer and now-husband, Doug Hutchison, that he didn’t have to wait until Courtney was 18 to get romantic with her and that he could go ahead and marry her when she was just 16. Someone was so anxious for an empty nest and some quick fame that they sold their daughter out. Courtney and her now husband met online in January through a mutual friend who told her mother about Hutchison's acting workshop in Los Angeles. They began to correspond about the entertainment business, but Hutchison had no idea Courtney was a minor until Keller called him to arrange her daughter's trip to attend the class. "It didn't make me want to walk away, but it definitely was a struggle inside my heart at that point in time because I had already started falling for her," Hutchison told ABC News in July. (Keller, who says she manages Hutchison, declined a request from The Daily Beast to interview him as well.) The twice-divorced character actor continued to communicate with the teenager. In fact, the emails between them became more romantic and personal, says Keller, who says she monitored them. "It was a very beautiful, loving, nonsexual type of turn," Keller says. "It was very admirable on his end. Then he called to tell me they were falling for each other. I could really tell my daughter had the kind of love when you want to marry a man or be with a man. Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets." Hutchison said he'd wait until Courtney turned 18 to pursue a romantic relationship. But Keller had another idea. In 39 states, 16-year-olds are allowed to marry with the consent of a parent or guardian, and she would support such a union. "I had felt and lived it and seen how it matured to love," Keller says. "See, with Courtney, with the way she looks: how is she ever going to know if someone loves her for how she looks or for her heart? I wanted her to be with somebody—and she wanted to be with somebody—that loved her for her heart. So this was perfect for her! To have a long-distance relationship to where they could just communicate through words, there was no sexual anything, we knew he loved her for her heart." The couple, now dubbed "Dourtney" by Starcasm, got married on May 20 in a Las Vegas chapel and honeymooned at Chateau Marmont in Hollywood, where Courtney later bragged she was "aroused for 24 hours." Keller understands that most people would not agree with the marriage, but says her daughter "didn't need to take a poll before she made a decision on her life." Maybe so, but things aren't so rosy for her son-in-law; his mother has stopped talking to him, and his management team dropped him. (Keller and Courtney's father, Alex Stodden, are still together, even though Keller has moved to Los Angeles to oversee Courtney's career.) "These people that say, 'You could have waited,' I really don't understand this way of thinking," says Keller, who is the same age as her son-in-law. "Why do parents think that kids need to have those teen years spent going out with different boys, going out in different cars, going out on the beach together alone? There's a lot of bad stuff that happens in those teen years. They end up being killed in car crashes due to driving with people that have been drinking. Oh, but they're gonna have their teen years. My daughter is safe. I know where my daughter is." [From The Daily Beast] There’s a lot more to that article, and you can read it at the source if you’re interested. The thing about this girl is that “the way she looks,” as her mother phrases it, is entirely due to Krista, her mother. The article called Krista Courtney’s “publicist/manager/hairstylist/makeup artist,” so it’s her mother that is dressing Courtney, putting in her hair extensions and shoveling that drag queen makeup on her, not Courtney. Oh and if you want to see what Courtney and Doug looked like for Halloween, go here. Courtney was herself, and Doug dressed up as Courtney. For once I’m really glad we don’t have access to photos. *I can write that since it’s Halloween. I do not wish anything evil on these people apart from a quick death in the media, followed by years of lamenting how they once were “famous.”

Dita Von Teese in her own ‘Muse’ design: stunning or boring? Posted: 31 Oct 2011 08:45 AM PDT Y'all know I love some Dita Von Teese. Y'all know I'll support her, whatever she does. So I'm supporting Dita's appearance in Melbourne, Australia over the weekend for Lavazza Derby Day 2011. I'm supporting but I'm not enthusing. Because I expect greatness, every single time. And Dita usually delivers something great, but I'm just not feeling it here. Obviously, the hat is appropriate. She's at an event where hats will be worn, and Dita comes close to rocking this Philip Treacy-designed red hat/headpiece/fascinator thing. Apparently, Dita and Treacy are friends, and he designed this piece especially for her. But the dress - which is Dita's own design, for her Dita Von Teese Muse line, is not anything special. In fact, it looks slightly cheap. And while I'm usually a fan of Dita's matchy-matchy style (she always perfectly coordinates her dress to her shoes to her bag), I'm finding the red all-over thing to be overkill. Instead of the red satin Lounboutins, she should have worn black shoes or leopard print shoes, and had a hat that wasn't all-over red. Overall, the effect is very cheap, right? To read more about Dita in Melbourne, go here. By the way, considering Dita plays dress-up every single day, what does she do for Halloween? Dita posted the photo below on her WhoSay page with the message, "This is me last year on Halloween. I’ve gone 'normal' every year for 4yrs." OMG. Photos courtesy of WENN.

The Kardashians love that the Today Show mocked them for Halloween Posted: 31 Oct 2011 08:31 AM PDT Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy It’s super “dead” today, mwahaha so we may as well cover The Today Show mocking the Kardashians over the weekend. When I first started watching this video I assumed that the anchors dressed up as The Kardashians today on Halloween, but they did the Royal Wedding. These were the weekend Today Show hosts. This shows that the Today Show is willing to make fun of these people and their constant in-your-face promotion, which is surprising to me since Khloe and Kim cohosted the second half of the show just last month. I credit this guy for getting the ball rolling. There was a preening Khloe, who stood “seven feet tall,” according to red carpet commentator Melissa Rivers, a fake Kourtney toting a little pretend Mason doll, and a Kim lookalike who stuck her ass out and talked about how “huge” her family is. They even did a fake “Keeping up With the Kardashians” promotional video. Throughout it all, the Kardashian kopiers fussed with their hair and made dumb faces. Here’s more on who was who: The weekend TODAY team celebrated Halloween a bit early this year with a Kardashian red-carpet affair – hosted by the one and only Melissa Rivers! Lester dressed up in his finest tank top to pull of Bruce Jenner’s Olympic look. He was joined by Janice Huff, who dressed up as Kris Jenner. Amy was Kim Kardashian and Jenna was Khloe. CNBC’s Melissa Francis joined the gang as Kourtney. Whose costume was most convincing during Weekend TODAY’s Halloween Extravaganza? Vote on Facebook. And what does it take to pull off dressing up like the Kardashians? The real-life family gave our anchors some pointers. [From The Today Show] The only thing these costumes sorely lacked would be an accurate representation of their pulled, plastic faces. These people look way too normal to be Kardashians. They definitely have the mannerisms and absurdity of this family down, though. It was clear there were no hard feelings. The Kardashians gave them advice on how to dress up as a K for Halloween. Kim’s deep thoughts: “I think as long as you have three girls together, dark long hair, big booties, lots of lashes you’re good to go.” It’s all promotion for this family, and compared to how they got their start this isn’t embarrassing for them at all. It takes a complete lack of shame to reach that level of famewhoring. Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy This is the woman who played Kim, Amy Robach!

Hilary Swank fires long-time manager in the wake of Chechen partygoing scandal Posted: 31 Oct 2011 07:57 AM PDT It’s been an interesting few weeks of fallout since Hilary Swank attended a birthday for Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov and expressed very warm wishes (on video) for the Moscow-backed warlord. Subsequently, Hilary has stated that she “deeply regrets” her actions and words, which means that she either had no bloody idea who the guy was or simply “deeply regrets” that anyone paid attention at all. Then, it was revealed that Hilary pocketed a cool $1.5 million for the event even though the Human Rights Foundation had sent a warning, urging her not to attend, to Hilary through her manager. While Hilary claims to never have received the message, there’s been an interesting development via The Independent. It turns out that Hilary’s manager was completely in the dark about the fact that she’d been booked for the party. Instead, her lawyer was the one who arranged her attendance. Weird, right? However, Hilary is still pissed off at her manager, and she has summarily fired his ass for (I guess) making her look bad in the eyes of the public: If you thought Hilary Swank packed an angry punch when she stepped into the ring during Million Dollar Baby, wait till you see how she treats employees who put her in a bad light in newspaper headlines involving Soviet block dictators Three weeks after she upset human rights organisations by accepting a six-figure fee to attend the 35th birthday party of Chechnya’s autocratic president, Ramzan Kadyrov, the Oscar-winning actress has begun handing out redundancy slips to the staff she blames for her damaged image. The Independent on Sunday understands that Jason Weinberg, Swank’s friend and manager of eight years, was unceremoniously fired last week. Amie Yavor and Josh Lieberman, two of Swank’s representatives at Hollywood’s most powerful talent agency, CAA, and the people who made the Chechen booking, also face being moved off her team. Swank, a prominent Hollywood liberal, is also upset that a fourth employee, Lauren Hale, who works for CAA and travelled to Grozny, failed to prevent the 5 October PR debacle, which saw her join Jean-Claude Van Damme, violinist Vanessa Mae and the singer Seal in publicly singing Kadyrov’s praises. YouTube footage of the celebration showed her offering warm applause for the Moscow-backed warlord, who is widely accused of torturing dissidents, killing political opponents, and encouraging citizens to abuse women who dress immodestly. At one point, Swank strode to the microphone and announced how much she had enjoyed visiting the totalitarian state. “I could feel the spirit of the people, and I could see that everyone was so happy,” she said. “Happy birthday, Mr President!” The appearance sparked a storm of criticism, and cast an awkward light on the world of “personal appearances” in which Hollywood stars quietly earn hundreds of thousands of dollars to appear at private parties and corporate events. Swank later agreed to donate her fee to “various charitable organisations.” She also issued a grovelling apology, saying: “I deeply regret attending.” But every self-respecting Hollywood star blames career setbacks on their staff. Since Mr Kadyrov’s dodgy profile would be evident to anyone who Googled “Chechnya” and “human rights,” Swank has begun sacking employees she believes failed to vet the booking. “Hilary values her liberal credentials and is close to Michelle Obama. She’s really upset by what happened,” says a source close to the affair. “It’s partly her fault. But what can she do? She can hardly fire herself.” Mr Weinberg’s role in the saga was particularly unfortunate. Just before the event, the talent manager — whose clients include Madonna, Demi Moore and Lindsay Lohan — wrote an email to the New York-based Human Rights Foundation saying Swank had “no current plans to attend.” That was clearly untrue. But a source close to the controversy denied a deliberate effort to mislead. “Jason was never properly told about the Grozny event,” the source said. “The booking was handled by Hilary’s lawyer, Jeff Bernstein, and her team at CAA. Jeff drafted the misleading statement. Jason just sent it. He’s the fall guy in all this.” Swank, 37, who commands up to $8m a film, has decided not to terminate her relationship with CAA: her partner of five years, John Campisi, works for the company. [From The Independent] How unfortunate. Weinberg had worked with Swank for eight years, and she even thanked him (and her lawyers) during her Best Actress Oscar speech for Million Dollar Baby. Nikki Finke at Deadline states, “It sure seems that a lot of people exercised terrible judgment, first and foremost among them Swank herself.” Yet for whatever reason, Hilary is giving Weinberg the ax in the midst of a mess for which he appears to have played no role. Perhaps his firing has been a long time coming, for Hilary must certainly be frustrated to have followed up two Oscar wins with several flops — The Black Dahlia, The Reaping, Birds of America, Conviction, and Amelia — and maybe Hilary decided that the main reason she took this party gig is because she can no longer command a huge salary. Whatever the case, it’s bad timing to fire Weinberg while this scandal is still so fresh. It only makes Hilary look like she’s pointing fingers at someone who doesn’t deserve the blame. Photos courtesy of Fame

Ethan Hawke in Rome: still bone-worthy or not hot at all? Posted: 31 Oct 2011 07:29 AM PDT I don't even know how many times I've confessed my dirty, uncomfortable crush on Ethan Hawke. I get it - he's kind of gross. He looks dirty, and not in a good way. He should rethink his facial hair. He should rethink that unconvincing wiglet and the too-dark hair color. He has a rat-face. BUT! I still get hot for him, and these new photos of Ethan are reminding me why. Ethan was walking the red carpet for the Rome Film Festival premiere of Woman In the Fifth, his latest film. I found this little video from TIFF about the film - it looks kind of sad and sexy… and Ethan looks GREAT here. So, obviously, I'll be seeing this. Who would have even considered putting Kristin Scott Thomas and Ethan Hawke together as love interests? That's so strange… and yet, I can kind of see it. Sigh… back to just staring at Ethan's dirty rat-face. I love him so much. He's so neurotic and full of himself and kind of smarmy. But I would still hit it like crazy. PS… When Giorgio Armani was recently asked who should play him in a potential bio-pic, Armani claimed that Ethan "looks like me." Weird, right? Photos courtesy of WENN

Heidi Klum is a sexy skinless cadaver for Halloween, where’s Seal? (Update) Posted: 31 Oct 2011 06:59 AM PDT I’m so excited for Halloween this year, because it’s the first year I’m back in America after six years away. They do Halloween in Germany, but it’s a relatively new holiday for them, there’s not much trick or treating and it doesn’t feel the same at all. So it’s surprising to me that Heidi Klum is such a Halloween aficionado since she’s German. Heidi goes all out every year for her annual Halloween party. Last year she was a transformer alien creator, complete with huge lifts that made her tower over her husband Seal. The year before that she and Seal were matching crows with elaborately feathered outfits, and in 2008 she was a Hindu goddess. This year Heidi was one of those skin-removed bodies exhibits, and she was simultaneously sexy in her tight muscle-revealing suit and scary at the same time. Seal wasn’t with her from what I can see in the photos at our agencies. He’s currently on tour and was playing in Belgium that night. She’s having another party on Monday in NY, and Seal might be there. I wonder how she’ll dress up for that one. Heidi Klum, known for her elaborate Halloween costumes, got an early start on the holiday, arriving Saturday at Tao Las Vegas in dramatic fashion: on gurney covered with a white bed sheet. As the sheet lifted, Klum’s body appeared, showing off every muscle as if her skin was ripped off. “This is my 13th Halloween party,” she later said. “This year I wanted to be a dead person.” The Bodies: The Exhibition-style costume that rendered the supermodel unrecognizable was compromised of a painted body suit and the makeup on her face took three-and-a-half hours. “In our house it’s Halloween all year round,” says Klum, who’s married to singer Seal with four children. “It’s not as scary but (my kids) love dressing up. Look at their mom. She’s always dressing up. It runs in the family.” The party on Saturday was the first of two that Klum is hosting for Halloween. Her second party will be Monday at PHD inside The Dream in New York City. [From People] This was so impressive. There weren’t a lot of other celebrities there. In the red carpet photos there’s only a non-dressed up Gilles Marini, Bethenny Frankel as a harajuku/Hello Kitty girl, and DJ Questlove in some t-shirt excuse for a costume. Everyone was probably in LA this weekend instead of Vegas, where the party was held. Hopefully she’ll get a better turnout for the NY party. It doesn’t matter, though, when Heidi shows up for Halloween she steals the show. Look at the makeup detail on her scalp. Someone even painted veins on there. I love how she paired stripper heels with that costume. Update: Here are two more photos of Heidi, from her Twitter account. I missed the fact that she even had her teeth aged! Such attention to detail. photo credit: WENN and Fame

Gwen Stefani’s Cinderella Halloween costume: adorable or drag queen pageant? Posted: 31 Oct 2011 06:49 AM PDT Gwen Stefani was decked out as Cinderella for a party at Kate Hudson’s house over the weekend. She looks like a little girl playing dress up, complete with heavily applied blue eyeshadow, bright pink blush and pink lips. I have to give her credit for taking the look as far as she did, with stacks of necklaces, an updo with a tiara and a feather purse. She really went all out and she’s not hanging out of that outfit too much either. Bitch loves her makeup though, and she put it on with a trowel here. Here’s Zooey Deschanel barely trying. At first I thought she was Duchess Kate in that outfit, but her hair is all teased out and she’s carrying that fake martini. Radar is claiming she’s “dressed as a woman from the 60s.” Hopefully she had someone specific in mind. This looks like one of those “group costumes” where everyone dresses up around some loosely formed theme and it’s hard to tell exactly who they’re supposed to be unless you see all of them together. They look like they’re having a bachelorette party. (Update: Thanks to those of you who pointed out that they’re supposed to be Valley of The Dolls characters!) Nicky Hilton was little Red Riding Hood. That was boring when Kim Kardashian did it last year. This is how you do Red Riding Hood. David Spade is… a cowboy who fell in some manure? Casey Affleck was a hunter. At least he dressed up. Topher Grace either didn’t bother or has a really weak ass costume. Jessica Alba was a sexy witch. Such a mom costume. Throw on a hat and a wig. It looks like she has a veil with some spiders on it, and she probably tried harder than I’m giving her credit for. Gwen Stefani owns them all and she knows it. I wonder who her friend is in the hair band costume. Photo credit: Fame Pictures

When did Tom Felton turn into a little mini-Ralph Fiennes? Posted: 31 Oct 2011 06:48 AM PDT I normally don't devote whole posts to Tom Felton, best known as a supporting player in the Harry Potter franchise. So why am I all about The Felton today? Because for the first time ever, I totally see something in him that I've never seen before. Yes, I've been thinking he's a little cutie for most of this year. But in these new photos from his appearance on the cover of Fault, all of a sudden, Tom Felton is a Mini-Ralph Fiennes. RIGHT? OMG. Ralph! Mini-Ralph! Those soulful eyes, that pained expression… it's like he's about to give me a lecture on sands and winds. And then I'll tell him about my love of hedgehogs. A-plus for getting that reference. Tom is 24 years old now. Too young for me? No, not at all. Plus, those British boys mature quickly, and they like slightly older women. Oh, AND HE'S A VIRGO! Huzzah. He's mine, bitches. Here are some highlights from Tom's Fault interview: On Harry Potter co-star Daniel Radcliffe: "[He] has always been a big inspiration. He is like a machine. He works for 15 hours, has five hours of sleep, comes back the next day, eager than ever to do the same scene all over again. Daniel made me realize never take things for granted … He strived to make each film better and that really inspired me to do the same." On what he considers a personal fault: "I enjoy my sleep too much? That's not really a fault, that's more of a luxury. I'd say technology. It's a massive catch 22 for me. I can't live without it, yet I would love to live without it. It has come to a point where I love flying because none of the electronics work and no one can get a hold of me. I'm unreachable. Also emails! Emails are my biggest fault. If you email me you'll be forever awaiting a reply. I see each medium of communication as a new door, now I have 20 doors and everybody is bloody knocking." [From Fault via Just Jared] OMG, Tom Felton and I need to email. But only if I can call him My Mini-Ralph. I'll write him love-emails and that will be how our courtship begins. Now, before The Fassbender Patrol comes in and starts screaming about my disloyalty to my one and only love, Mr. Fassbender, let me just say this: Fassbender is busy right now! He's got a lot on his plate, and right now I know I have to wait for him patiently. So I'll use Mini-Ralph to occupy myself. Photos courtesy of Fault Magazine.

Jessica Simpson is having a super-cute, relaxed, food-filled pregnancy Posted: 31 Oct 2011 05:33 AM PDT God, I just love Farty. Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson super-cute as a pregnant lady? These are photos of Jessica from last Friday - I think she's really far along, much further than Beyonce, and she just looks so natural. Meaning that she's barely wearing any makeup, she looks like she's eating well during her pregnancy, but she hasn't blown up like many of us were expecting. Her face is pretty much the same, and only her boobs and belly look bigger. I don't know, I just think she looks really cute and glowing and pretty. I'm happy for her. Last week brought a lot of tabloid revelations about Jessica and her bump, although a solid confirmation from Camp Farty is still pending. The tabloids claim Jessica is having a girl, that she's waiting for a big payday to confirm, and that Eric may have "tricked" her into getting pregnant. Whatever is going on, I'm glad that Jessica isn’t getting all bump-sanctimonious like Beyonce, and I'm glad that Jess doesn't seem to be following her father's advice to the letter - you know Papa Joe probably wants Jessica to be married before the baby comes. Anyway, we got a tip about a week ago that Jessica was in Palm Springs doing a photo shoot for what will likely be her big baby announcement. OK! Magazine's sources claim that Jessica was just in Palm Springs to enjoy a babymoon with Eric Johnson, though: One of the advantages of being a wealthy celebrity is that when you get pregnant, you can afford a “babymoon” — a deluxe vacation to get that last bit of “alone time” before taking on the hectic challenge of parenthood. And so Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson treated themselves to a romantic getaway to Palm Springs from Oct. 19-21 — checking into the sumptuous Parker Palm Springs hotel, where Jessica was shooting an ad for her shoe line. “He treated Jessica like a queen,” an insider tells OK!. “He ordered her breakfast in bed: blueberry pancakes with scrambled eggs and fresh-squeezed orange juice. Jessica loves room service — having whatever she wants delivered right to her bed so she can eat while watching her favorite shows. And she also got two massages in the room. Aside from working on her shoe shoot, she spent almost the whole time getting spa treatments.” That is, when she wasn’t downing more chow. Jess and Eric dined on French cuisine and rich desserts at the Parker’s posh restaurant, and at Norma’s, the hotel’s more casual eatery. “Jessica had French toast and an omelet, then sunned herself by the pool and sipped cucumber water,” the source tells OK!. “She had so much fun. She loves being pregnant because Eric is so incredibly doting.” [From OK! Magazine] Yeah, we haven't spent a lot of time talking about Eric's place in this whole situation. This is the man Farty chose to be her baby-daddy, tricks or no tricks. I believe that Jessica is the power player in this situation, that she's just happy to find someone low-maintenance and easy-going, like Eric is Stacy Keibler to Jessica's George Clooney. Of course, Jessica probably doesn't realize that she's the Clooney in this situation - because she's not that bright. She's probably just thinking about food right now, and not trying to figure out the dynamic of her relationship with her own Yalie K-Fed. Photos courtesy of Fame.

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