Thursday, October 20, 2011

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Giuliana Rancic has double lumpectomy, Bill wants to ‘carry some of the load’

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 09:16 AM PDT

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Giuliana Rancic underwent surgery for breast cancer Tuesday, having made the announcement that she had cancer on Monday on the Today show. A lot of people were wondering why Giuliana waited until now to have her breast cancer treated when it was discovered back in August. It’s unclear why she decided to take the time to both make the announcement and treat her cancer, but it’s possible she was waiting until she either had a break in her schedule or was thoroughly off the hormones she was taking for her third round of IVF treatment. She explained on the Today show that she was in the midst of treatment and was taking hormones when the cancer was discovered. Luckily her cancer was discovered early, due to her doctor’s insistence that she get a mammogram before another round of IVF.

As an aside, many of you have mentioned a possible connection between IVF hormones and cancer, particularly breast cancer. The Today Show had a doctor on earlier this week who addressed this issue. She said there is no known link between IVF and cancer and chalked it up to a correlation between older women getting IVF and having higher cancer rates. Other doctors note that more research into the long term effects of IVF is needed.

Giuliana’s husband Bill Rancic was on The Today Show to talk about his wife’s recovery. He was very positive about how well she did during her operation, and was also very sweet and supportive. He said that he wishes he could take on some of the pain and the burden for her. He is doing that, just by being there for her.

As Giuliana Rancic recovers from surgery following her recent revelation that she is battling breast cancer, the E! News anchor’s supportive husband, Bill Rancic, gave an update on the Today show this morning.

“She’s a trouper, she pulled through it and was kind of relieved to get it over with and get the cancer out and is doing well at home,” Bill said while talking about the double lumpectomy that his wife had just undergone. “It was kind of a long day. There’s many steps in the process when you go through this because it was on both breasts.”

However, he and Giuliana remain positive.

“We’re viewing this as a gift,” insisted Bill. “It was caught very, very early and we’re going back to the doctor tomorrow. They had to remove a couple of lymph nodes and we’re hoping we get a report tomorrow.”

While the next step for Giuliana will be radiation treatment, the Fashion Police cohost is planning to get back to work next week.

“She’s excited,” Bill said. “But she’s really viewing life a little bit differently. It’s funny, when you go through a situation like this, it really turns the volume down on the things that really aren’t that important.”

[From E! Online]

At the end of the interview, Bill said they’ve received a lot of tweets from people saying they’ve scheduled mammograms and “that was the goal” of going public with their story.

I didn’t realize that Giuliana had cancer in both breasts! That’s rough, and thank goodness they caught it early. I hope that these two are able to realize their dream of having children soon.

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These photos are from 9/8/11 and 5/7/11. Credit: WENN.com

Enquirer: Taylor Armstrong is off Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next season

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 08:51 AM PDT

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There’s been a lot of speculation about whether Taylor Armstrong will continue to appear on the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” in light of her husband’s suicide in August. Russell killed himself after filming was finished for the current season that is airing now. Taylor has made it clear that she wants to remain on the show, and recently claimed that her husband might have murdered her if the cameras were not around “because a lot of domestic violence situations end in murder-suicide versus just suicide.” According to Taylor, the show didn’t worsen her husband’s depression or his horrific abuse, it just shed light onto them, albeit in a roundabout way.

The National Enquirer (via E! Online) is reporting that Taylor is off RHOBH next season. This story is kind of bolstered by the fact that they’ve brought on new cast members Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey. Clearly producers could not have anticipated what happened with Russell, but they also want to keep storylines and feuds fresh, and Taylor quickly gets tiresome. A source denies to E! that Taylor is off the next season, but I would bet that the Enquirer is right. They get a lot of very solid leads on stories and I can believe that the other housewives would rather not have Taylor around. Here’s more:

We’ve witnessed Taylor Armstrong open up about her troubled marriage, and her own issues, throughout this season. And after the tragic suicide of her estranged husband, we can guess that the media scene is too much for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star. But apparently, that’s not the problem here.

National Enquirer is reporting the reality-TV lady was “kicked off” the show for next season because her costars “complained to producers that she was constantly trying to steal the show.”

READ: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “We’re All Trailer Park Compared to You”

The story claims that her fellow Housewives felt she “alienated the other Housewives with her nonstop ploys for pity and attention before the tragedy.”

Wait, that’s not all!

The other ladies also allegedly felt that “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was turning into the Taylor Armstrong therapy show. Whenever the wives are together, Taylor would somehow manage to start crying and complaining about her life.”

Kinda harsh, right?!

Totally, but it’s not true. A source confirms to E! News that the Bravo star has not been “kicked off” of the show.

So we can be sure to expect plenty of “pity” and “therapy” next season.

[From E! Online]

We’ll see if Taylor is on or not. Obviously she wants to hang on to RHOBH for as long as possible. It’s all she has in terms of a career, and probably friends too. I hate to sound like a bitch about it, but really have we seen her out with anyone else besides the other cast members and people working for her? She’s a manipulative social climber, and she’s a scam artist too. It’s sad that her husband killed himself, and it’s sad that she was abused, but she sold her story about it and she’s claiming that he probably would have murdered her. I have some sympathy for her, but it’s not like I enjoy watching her at all.

Taylor has been dating another Bravo star, one of the castmembers on Most Eligible Dallas, Matt Nordgren. Outlets are reporting that he has a “violent past” or something, but all they’ve dug up on him is a 2003 incident of parking rage in which he freaked out and damaged a car when the driver wouldn’t give up his space. That’s a lot different than having accusations of abuse and multiple restraining orders taken out against you, like Russell.

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Here’s Taylor filming for Extra! on Monday. Credit: WENN.com

Did George Clooney send Stacy Keibler home after the tata-tape debacle?

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 08:51 AM PDT

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In retrospect, maybe Stacy Keibler's second official outing as "George Clooney's girlfriend" in Paris was a total disaster. Everyone was talking about how her Marchesa dress didn't fit and then her boob tape was showing and it was all such a rookie mistake. So, much like I predicted, Stacy's talents were not needed when Clooney moved from France to England to promote his films. Except that I said Stacy would be flying home on the first coach flight possible if she even dared to miss a period. Looks like she also gets sent home if her tit tape is exposed? Those are some seriously high standards.

So, in any case, Clooney flew solo at last night's UK premiere of The Ides of March - he posed happily with Evan Rachel Wood and Philip Seymour Hoffman, but neither were Clooney's "date". I kind of suspect that he wants some action with ERW, though. Which I would welcome much more than Stacy Keibler. In any case, I can't find out any information about Stacy traveling with George to London. I'm beginning to wonder if he really did send her home after The Tit Tape Tragedy of 2011. Or maybe he just wanted to spend some time with some other chicks while he's in London? His ex, Lisa Snowdon, is still around.

I'm also including some photos from the UK photo call for The Descendants. The young girl is his costar, Shailene Woodley. She's giving me a young-Brooke-Shields vibe.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

David Gandy’s Details Mag pictorial: sexy, delicious or not your type?

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 08:13 AM PDT

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OH!! David Gandy. He must have known that I had a sexy dream about Clive Owen last night (true story) and Gandy wanted to ensure that he still owned my heart. The truth of the matter is that Michael Fassbender is still my #1. Then Clive. Then maybe Gandy, or Gerard Butler, sometimes Paul Bettany and Benedict Cumberbatch are in the mix too. Fassie is always #1. He has been for a while. But Gandy is really angling for #2, right? Oh, Gandy. I will succumb to your gorgeous blue eyes and bulging hard body EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

Anyway, as I mentioned a few days ago, English model David Gandy is the cover boy for the November issue of Details (on stands Oct. 25). It's not a typical cover profile, though. Details is using Gandy as the poster boy for "America's New Male Body Obsession". The cover story "explores how the male gaze has turned upon itself: American men are focused on their physiques as never before." There's a slideshow of naked and half-naked dudes, which you can see here. It's pretty awesome.

Last week, David did an interview with The Telegraph where he spoke about his career. You think his eyes are pretty? Listen to his voice! HOT.

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Photos courtesy of Norman Jean Roy/Details, slideshow here.

Ali Lohan “vamps” it up for her first magazine cover: poor, poor Ali?

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:54 AM PDT

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Yesterday, I noted that in photos from the past week, Ali Lohan was no longer looking as jacked as she was during NY Fashion Week. I was surprised by how little you bitches cared. Don't you want to SAVE ALI? Please? She's only 17 years old. She's spent the last seven years watching (court-side) as her older sister deteriorates into a crack-addled mess. She's barely educated, and her mother and sister have only encouraged her to seek FAME at all costs. It's truly a wonder she's still alive. Pay attention!

Anyway, these are new photos of Ali. I know! In some of the pics, you can't even tell. She just got her first magazine cover - she's the cover girl for the winter issue of Fault Magazine, a magazine I've never heard of. It's probably one of those "Lovecat Magazine" deals.

She’s come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn’t appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin. Lindsay Lohan’s 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing a contract with NEXT Model Management in August.

The teenager is reasonably covered up in most of her Fault photographs, clad in a variety of figure-concealing pieces. She is shot in black and white for the winter 2011 issue, which will become available this November.

The pictures belie a maturity far beyond Ali’s tender years; with her black bob, heavy brows and strongly applied makeup, she looks at least ten years older.

It has been suggested that her new look is the result of plastic surgery, though her sister has defended her against criticism.

‘I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!!!’ Lindsay Lohan tweeted recently. She denied rumors that Ali had work done on her face, after a plastic surgeon offered his opinion that her new look was the result of botox and fillers, and is vehement that her 5 foot 8 sibling isn’t underweight.

The NEXT agency has also denied the reports. Alexis Bores, the agency director of the modelling firm, told E! News: ‘Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery. As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.’

[From The Mail]

"We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape." Not is Mother Crackhead has anything to say about it. Also, I know it's totally wrong to talk about a 17-year-old's rack, but seriously, Ali used to have breast implants and now she doesn't. That speaks volumes (to me) about Dina Lohan's parenting. First, she let her teenage daughter get implants at God knows what age (15? 16?), and then Dina let Ali take out the implants to get work as a "model."

One last thing - it's interesting that this photo shoot came out on the day that Linnocent's probation was revoked. It's like Dina employs a "one in, one out" philosophy to child-rearing/pimping. Linnocent is all used up, so Ali's time has come.

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Photos courtesy of Fault, via The Mail.

Demi Moore’s daughters & Bruce Willis are pissed at Ashton Kutcher

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:46 AM PDT

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As Demi Moore continues to wear her wedding ring and seems to be focusing on Kabbalah counseling sessions to strengthen her marriage, it is getting more and more difficult to have sympathy for her. Still, I do feel bad. She looks like hell and I wouldn't trade places with her for all the money in the world. What's worse is the tabloids seem hellbent on forcing the divorce issue when clearly Demi is all "I can save my marriage!" It's like she can't admit that this whole cougar thing blew up in her face. I'd like to think that Demi is strong, that she could walk away and find a better, healthier situation for herself. But it seems like she's not that strong.

OK! Magazine has a story about how Demi's daughters are rallying behind her in the wake of Ashton's douche implosion:

Amid the celebrity scandal swirling around Demi Moore's crumbling marriage to the wayward Ashton Kutcher, most of the focus has been on Demi's anguish: The erstwhile Brat Packer has cultivated a sexy, we-should-all-look-that-good-at-48 image, burnished by her union with 15-years younger Ashton.

But now the facade is collapsing as it turns out that her May-September husband is chasing 20-somethings like Sara Leal and, allegedly, Brittney Jones — who are young enough to be Demi's daughters (with her ex, Bruce Willis).

So, what about those daughters, Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and 17-year-old Tallulah? How are they handling the betrayal by Ashton, whom the young women always called "MOD," for My Other Dad?

"They're horrified," a close family friend tells OK!. "They really care about their mom and adore Ashton; they don't want to think of him as a sex-addict monster like Tiger Woods.

"Without a doubt, Rumer and Tallulah are angry with him," the pal adds. "He slept with a random girl their age [Sara]. I'm not sure which was worse — the fact that it happened, or the fact that he didn't come clean about cheating until he was caught. It came as such a shock to read about it."

Adds another insider, "The girls can't believe he'd humiliate the family like that for one night of lust. Ashton was like a brother to them. They were supportive of him last year, when the story came out (complete with a purported sex tape) about Brittney Jones. They convinced Demi to give Ashton another chance."

COMFORTING MOM
Devastated as they are in the wake of their mother's very public ordeal, Demi's girls are giving her staunch support — as is their father, Bruce.

"The girls were all there immediately, comforting her," Demi's pal tells OK!. "Everyone has created a unit that's going to band together. It's been a surprise to everyone how Bruce has stepped up and served as a calming force supportive not only to Demi and the kids, but also to Ashton."

FACING THE FUTURE
With divorce talk shadowing the family, some friends hope for a reconciliation.

"Some of us think that this might make Ashton and Demi more open and honest with each other," the pal says.

But Demi's daughters remain worried. "What if it is a Tiger Woods situation?" the friend tells OK!. "They can only imagine how awful this could all end up. They just want it all to go away."

[From OK! Magazine]

I think the girls have every right to be concerned that this is a "Tiger Woods situation". The tabloids just get the low-hanging fruit of infidelity - and Ashton wasn't trying to hide his hot tub time with Sarah Leal. I wonder if he had some affairs that he was actually trying to hide?

By the way, most tabloids are painting the same version of this story - Now Magazine and The Enquirer had similar ones last week, where sources claimed that "When Bruce found out he flipped. Bruce believes if you mess with someone he loves, you mess with him. He trusted Ashton not to hurt his family and is planning to give him a piece of his mind. When he finally catches up with him it won't be pretty… Demi is still a big part of Bruce's life as the mother of his children. He's clearly concerned about her to the point that when someone [on the set of his new film] made a joke about what's going on he gave them a real dressing down. No one has mentioned it since." I would pay to see Bruce kick Ashton's ass.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Jennifer Aniston: “I tell a dirty joke now and then - I’m not squeaky clean”

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:12 AM PDT

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A lot of you disagreed with me (vehemently) about how great Jennifer Aniston looked several nights ago at the Elle Magazine "Women In Hollywood" event. She wore this great silver-grey Kaufmanfranco dress that I STILL love, so eat it. I rarely get gushy about what Aniston wears, but I really did love this dress. However, I failed to mention why Aniston was there - she was being honored with some kind of award, and Reese Witherspoon was the one to "honor" her (photos of Aniston & Reese here). Reese got extremely gushy, and some parts of her speech were kind of uncomfortable:

"You just want to get your nails done with her, and you want to make out with her at the same time . . . at least I do! First we get our nails done, then we make out! It’s totally awesome. That’s because she’s MY friend, not yours!" Reese said.

She revealed how she first bonded with Jen, 42, when she made a guest appearance in Friends as her on-screen little sister back in 1999.

"I just had a baby [daughter Ava, now 12] and I could not stop watching Friends. I was super duper excited y’all! In all my enthusiasm, I completely forgot something crucial…I had never been on television in front of a live audience ever in my entire life. And I panicked! I totally froze! I couldn’t remember my lines and the writers were yelling … I just stood there absolutely completely frozen. Then Jen came to the rescue, asking ‘Hey, are you okay? You’re kind of freaking me out!’ [She said], ‘You’re going to make a mistake and you’re going to flip your line and whatever - and the audience is going to love it. Don’t try to be perfect, just try to be yourself’. That’s the story that sort of captured Jen the best for me. On one hand, she is this gorgeous breathtaking beauty that men lose their thought process and their speech patterns [over]. And, on the other hand, she is a woman who lets you in."

[From The Mail]

So on a night about women getting empowered in Hollywood, Reese Witherspoon makes a "joke" about being a lesbian with Jennifer Aniston. Because that's so hilarious. Also, Aniston's acting advice is "Don’t try to be perfect, just try to be yourself"? That speaks volumes.

In other Aniston news, she has a new interview:

Jennifer Aniston has attempted to shed her squeaky clean image by insisting she has a crude sense of humour and likes to swear regularly. The Hollywood actress, currently dating screenwriter Justin Theroux, told OK Magazine she’s not as well behaved as people make out.

The former ‘Friends’ star explained, “I’m not rude in front of people that I don’t know, but I tell a dirty joke now and then - I’m not squeaky clean”.

The actress also discussed her penchant for swearing, saying, “I would have to say f*ck is my favourite curse word. That’s a pretty good word”.

The actress, now 42, says she’s happier than ever and is learning to accept herself after a string of failed romances with the likes of Vince Vaughn and John Mayer saying, “I think getting older you get more comfortable in your body, in your skin, who you are. And you feel you have more of a 'f*ck it' attitude. I’ve learnt that none of it really matters as long as you’re enjoying yourself and having a really good time”.

[From Contact Music]

I don't believe Aniston is squeaky clean. I believe she can tell a dirty joke and get hammered and smoke a bong and do some lines and that most of the time, she just cares about getting a refill and getting laid. It's her fan base that thinks she's the virginal good-girl who only wants true love and babies. It's interesting that she's trying to shake that image, right?

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Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.

US: J.Lo spends the night with Bradley Cooper - are you buying it and/or do you care?

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT

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On Monday, a few outlets reported that Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper had gone on a “second” date, and the collective response was a “meh.” Their “first” date was denied by to People as just a business meeting, and the breathless details of their second date just sounded like a publicist’s plant, particularly Lopez’s publicist. It was all about how desirable Lopez was and how Cooper was chasing after her. Well the tabloids have more of the same this week, with the Lopez/Cooper pairing taking the cover of US magazine. It sounds ridiculous to me and unlikely. I just don’t see Cooper as either going after Lopez, or being particularly interesting or suave while he does it. He comes across as more vanilla than charismatic, except when he speaks French, I’ll give him that.

Here’s more from OK! because US didn’t put their story online yet. Someone is trying to make their ex jealous:

When Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper dined at high-end eatery Per Se in NYC last month, they insisted it was, to quote The Godfather, "strictly business." Guess that depends on how you define "business": In the wee hours of Oct. 15, the pair was seen in Bradley's Mercedes — and sources confirm the Hangover star was driving J.Lo home to her Calabasas, Calif., estate after a steamy weekend at his Venice Beach pad.

"They were singing to the radio," an eyewitness tells OK!, "laughing having a good time, like they've been hooking up for a while. They were so relaxed and natural"

Indeed, sources close to J.Lo, 42, and Bradley, 36, say a romance is heating up.

"They have tremendous chemistry, and Bradley's totally smitten with her," an insider tells OK!. Adds another, "They can't keep their hands off each other."

J.Lo, of course, recently split with husband Marc Anthony, 43, while Bradley broke up with his last serious girlfriend, Renée Zellweger, 42, in March. "Jennifer is so different from Renée," the insider adds. "But Bradley loves exotic, dark women — and loves that she's powerful and strong-willed."

But as American Idol co-judge Steven Tyler points out, there's more to J.Lo than a swaggering glam diva. "Behind all that," Steven tells OK!, "she's very sweet."

For her part, J.Lo seems equally taken with the affable, blue-eyed Bradley.

"Jennifer says with him, she can tick off all the boxes," the insider notes. "He's sensitive, handsome and intelligent. Plus, he dotes on her and has incredible charm. For the first time in years, Jennifer feels appreciated and listened to."

Meanwhile, Marc — father of the their twins Max and Emme, 3 — is not pleased to see J.Lo's social life picking up.

"He's holding out hope that they'll get back together," a source tells OK!. "He's hurt and jealous and hopes Bradley will just be a brief fling."

Maybe Marc shouldn't hold his breath.

"The passion between Jennifer and Bradley is so strong," the insider notes. "She's telling people he's definitely long-term boyfriend material."

[From OK! Magazine, received via e-mail]

Last night I watched Entertainment Tonight, because I’m trying to branch out my media diet like switching tater tots for french fries, and they had a whole segment on Lopez. They covered her new Latin reality talent search show with Marc, the bulk of it filmed before their breakup, along with helping promote her new bedding line for Kohls. I keep seeing commercials with this woman, and she’s just all over the place. Someone wants her to “happen” again, and they’re doing a decent job at it, in my opinion. This romance with Bradley Cooper is ridiculous though, whether it is or isn’t happening. They don’t seem like the other’s “type” at all, but it could be a rebound thing for Lopez. She’s milking it for all it’s worth too.

In a new interview during a promotional appearance for Kohl’s, Lopez played coy about her potential romance. She said “As a mom, and having children, right now they’re my first priority. And because of them, I wouldn’t ever comment on anything until I’m in a serious relationship again. It would just be confusing for them and it would be unfair. And so at the end of the day, it’s about them.” Translation: my publicist will do the dirty work for me while I try to fuel speculation.

Also, how “secret” is Lopez’s romance with Cooper considering that just about every outlet has been reporting the details?

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Linnocent & her crazy crack eyes promise to work in the morgue every day

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 06:25 AM PDT

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Here are so many more photos of Linnocent's ridiculous crack-face yesterday. Now that I'm not caught up in the heat of writing about Judge Sautner's awesomeness in shooting down all things Linnocent, I can actually take the time to really look at her messed up face. She looks like she has two massive bruises across her cheeks, and her eyes are CRAZY. I really, really wish that she had to be drug and alcohol tested every time she appeared in court. Because I suspect that she goes into the LA courthouse tweaked out of her skull. Why are her eyes so bloodshot? Why does she keep doing that to her crack lips? She looks like she's permanently in the midst of a cracked-out snarl.

I do have actual Linnocent "news" too. I'm just going to do bullet points:

*When Linnocent was booked, somebody accidentally identified her as "male" rather than "female". It must have been the drag queen makeup. Except that even drag queens wouldn't wear this much hideous blush.

*TMZ's "sources" (we know it's you, Mother Crackhead) say that Linnocent plans to wow Judge Sautner by doing her morgue hours… and then some! Linnocent plans to check into the morgue today, and that she "says she’s so serious about impressing the judge … we’re told she has promised to go to the morgue every day between now and her next hearing on November 2." She can SAY whatever she wants. The follow-through should be interesting. Cue Linnocent snorting formaldehyde.

*TMZ's "source" also says that LL "understands" why the judge was so harsh, and that LL "admits she didn’t follow Sautner’s previous instructions to the T. We’re told Lindsay has internalized Sautner’s admonitions — and is taking the entire experience today as one big warning that she needs to get her act together, stat. We’re told Lindsay gets the message — and doesn’t harbor any bad feelings toward Sautner for taking a hard line." Bitch, the judge is just doing her job. She deals with dumb, entitled crack heads every damn day.

*When LL goes in for her next hearing, she'll argue that she doesn't deserve jail time, which is so, so stupid. If she got a jail sentence, whatever time she got would be drastically reduced because of California's budget crisis. She should ask for the maximum jail sentence (like, a year and a half) and then say, "See you next week!"

*Danette Meyers, the original prosecutor on LL’s myriad legal troubles, has given an interview to Radar which is really, really interesting - go here to read it in full. Some highlights - Meyers says that Judge Sautner never should have reduced LL’s felony theft charge to a misdemeanor: “Had Judge Sautner kept the felony and not reduced the charge to a misdemeanor, Lindsay Lohan, once remanded would have been remanded without bail. That was the importance of keeping that a felony and not reducing it to a misdemeanor… You need to catch Ms. Lohan’s attention and Judge Sautner didn’t seem to want to do that, so she reduced it to a misdemeanor. [Lindsay Lohan] doesn’t take this stuff seriously, and just because Judge Sautner was telling her to do this that and the other, she wasn’t going to take it anymore seriously than when Judge Eden Fox told her and when Judge Marsha Revel told her. So the only thing that appears to catch Lindsay Lohan’s attention is time in custody and I tried to impart that to the court. Hopefully something will happen this time and maybe Lindsay Lohan will understand the severity of her actions and do something about it."

*Linnocent only finished up her shoplifting course on Tuesday night, remember? You know why she didn't get it done earlier? Because she had to take a leave of absence to get emergency dental work done on October 14. Radar's dental expert claims that LL likely "had some bondings or veneers done to cover up the stained and decayed teeth." LL's probation report notes, "Ms. Lohan has not been absent to any regularly scheduled activities, except the session scheduled for her on Friday, October 14, 2011 due to her need to seek dental work. Client presented evidence of attending her dentist office. As a result her absence was excused."

*When everyone realized just how bad her crack teeth were, LL was "mortified". A source tells Radar, "Lindsay just didn't realize how bad the problem had become. When the photos came out and everyone was shocked and laughing at her she was totally mortified. She arranged the first appointment she could get and sorted out the issue. She takes pride in her appearance and knows she needs to look good at all times, it's how she makes her living.” Sure, THAT mortifies her. Not the hooking, not all of the legal drama, not being handcuffed in open court for the twentieth time.

*You can read a copy of LL's probation report of lies here.

*You can see a Linnocent’s latest mugshot here. This is… what? The tenth one?

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale are in the midst of a grand romance

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 06:24 AM PDT

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There are lots of tabloid stories about the Jolie-Pitt children this week, for whatever reason. Most of the stories are pretty dumb and/or completely unreliable, but there are a few gems of hilarity. First, one of the more reliable stories: according to Life & Style, Knox and Vivienne (who are three-years-old) are now enrolled in school! While Brad is finishing up the interminable World War Z in Budapest, L&S claims that Viv and Knox were enrolled in the Lycée Français Gustave Eiffel. It's the same school that the older kids were enrolled in last winter and spring, when Angelina was shooting In the Land of Blood and Honey. A source tells L&S, "The twins are really excited that they’re finally in preschool. They have long seen the other kids pack up and head off to school and yearned to be a part of it all. Now they can finally join them!” But… it would be preschool, correct? It's not like three-year-olds go to school all day like the older kids, right?

Next story, from In Touch Weekly, of course. And wouldn't you know, it's a story about how Angelina Jolie is a TERRIBLE mother who abandons her children:

The Jolie-Pitt family have been living in Hungary while Brad Pitt works on his new film World War Z, but the actor put everything aside to care for his youngest daughter!

According to In Touch, Brad and Angelina rushed Vivienne to a Hungarian hospital for a stomach bug. Angelina Jolie took her daughter to the hospital, but then she had to go to Libya for a UN humanitarian mission — leaving Brad to take care of his sick child!

Always the doting father, Brad cared for Vivienne, in addition to her five brothers and sisters, while Angelina was away. In Touch reports that Brad was exhausted and stressed without Angelina's help — he is “cracking under the pressure" while Angelina travels.

The family will likely be in Hungary through Christmas, so we hope little Vivienne is feeling better!

[From Holly Baby]

Did this really happen? Eh. I bet Vivienne probably did get sick, and maybe they did go to the hospital. I'll buy that Viv was even sick just days before Angelina's trip to Libya. But I doubt Angelina would have "abandoned" one of her children if they were really, really sick. Or maybe she would and she just figured that Brad could handle it and her plane tickets were non-refundable or whatever.

And now, to end it with the funny story - once again, this comes from In Touch. They claim that Shiloh J-P and Kingston Rossdale are in the midst of some kind of epic romance. They were born within days of each other, and they moms (Angelina and Gwen Stefani) have "played matchmaker" and encouraged the love affair between the two five-and-a-half-year-olds. That's probably why Angelina and Gwen met up for a playdate in London - they were allowing love to blossom. A source tells the mag, "Shiloh and Kingston love playing the same games, watching the same movies and even dressing up in the same silly costumes.” And they have a “very special bond” and Skype when they’re not in the same city. Is it weird that I think Kingston might be more into Empress Z?

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