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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.13.12
- Justin Bieber Can’t Decide Between Banging Selena Gomez Or Models Die Just Die
- Gerard Butler Hates Himself For Losing Jessica Biel
- Here’s Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini For Some Commercial Terry Richardson Directed
- Courtney Stodden Told 14-Year-Old Ariel Winter To Marry Her 18-Year-Old Boyfriend, Of Course
- OMG, You Guys, Rob & Kristen Are Totally Standing Next To Each Other Like In The Movie!
- Selena Gomez Wore This And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.13.12 Posted: 13 Nov 2012 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Can’t Decide Between Banging Selena Gomez Or Models Die Just Die Posted: 13 Nov 2012 10:48 AM PST        Yesterday, reports claimed that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were all set to reunite last night except things apparently went south when Justin admitted that performing at just one Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has already given him a taste for malnourished Hungarian blood, you understand. TMZ reports: Sources connected with the former couple tell TMZ Read More ...  |
| Gerard Butler Hates Himself For Losing Jessica Biel Posted: 13 Nov 2012 10:05 AM PST        When we last left Gerard Butler, fellow cokehead Lindsay Lohan was convinced she could get him to star in a Lifetime movie with her, and things really haven’t improved since then because apparently he sits around now sulking about how he got to have sex with Jessica Biel without marrying her. It’s like living in Read More ...  |
| Here’s Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini For Some Commercial Terry Richardson Directed Posted: 13 Nov 2012 09:09 AM PST  Granted, she’s no Kate Upton – *contemplates trashing whole post while re-examining every decision that lead to this point* – here’s Candice Swanepoel in a new video for Juicy Couture that Terry Richardson directed at Chateau Marmont because he hates being more than 50 feet from his room full of coke, a natural reaction to Read More ...  |
| Courtney Stodden Told 14-Year-Old Ariel Winter To Marry Her 18-Year-Old Boyfriend, Of Course Posted: 13 Nov 2012 08:08 AM PST        For everyone whose job doesn’t involve wearing pajama pants and reading TMZ all day, 14-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winter emancipated herself from her, by all accounts, abusive, controlling stage mom and moved in with her sister who had to emancipate herself at the same age to escape similar abuse. In response, Ariel’s mother has Read More ...  |
| OMG, You Guys, Rob & Kristen Are Totally Standing Next To Each Other Like In The Movie! Posted: 13 Nov 2012 07:14 AM PST        “I just said, ‘Do me in the car, Rupert!’ again, didn’t I? I am so sorry. It’s a nervous tic, I can’t help it. (Lick my pussy.) See? (Put the seatbelt around my neck.) DAMMIT!” Back in July, the world learned that Kristen Stewart has been landing roles by letting directors use her vagina as Read More ...  |
| Selena Gomez Wore This And Other News Posted: 13 Nov 2012 06:31 AM PST        - The latest batch of mail order brides are in, sadly none available in “Jon Hamm.” - Anne Hathaway is a serious artist, you guys. - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel love poor people! If only they could buy them all to work in their mansion- wait, that came out wrong. Read More ...  |
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