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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.19.12
- Jessica Simpson Wore Skinny Jeans
- And Now Let’s Take A Moment To Respect Jennifer Love Hewitt As An Actress
- Kendra Wilkinson Takes Bold Stance Against Bringing Babies To Playboy Parties
- The 2012 American Music Awards
- Christina Aguilera Was At The Am- JESUS CHRIST!
- Ke$ha’s Vulva Performed At The AMAs
- Courteney Cox In a Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.19.12 Posted: 19 Nov 2012 02:00 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson Wore Skinny Jeans Posted: 19 Nov 2012 12:41 PM PST        “And once again, this isn’t a Fuddrucker’s. Every time…” Here’s Jessica Simpson wearing what people with vaginas tell me are “skinny jeans” which after tuning said vagina talkers out, I assume means they make your legs look thinner while doing absolutely nothing for your upper body. In fact, I’d go so far to say they Read More ...  |
| And Now Let’s Take A Moment To Respect Jennifer Love Hewitt As An Actress Posted: 19 Nov 2012 11:40 AM PST        “You’ll marry me won’t you, leftover Chinese I found this morning? Yes, yes, you will.” I need to come clean with you guys. This isn’t a post about Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s acting, it’s about her breasts. I know that seems out of place for a site like this, but I just couldn’t look at myself Read More ...  |
| Kendra Wilkinson Takes Bold Stance Against Bringing Babies To Playboy Parties Posted: 19 Nov 2012 10:50 AM PST        A few weeks back there was a big kerfuffle over Kelsey Grammer and his new wife/face-maul victim bringing their three-month-old daughter to the Playboy Halloween Party because “they couldn’t find a sitter.” So here’s Kendra Wilkinson making a stink about it last night because TMZ shoved a camera in her face and what the hell Read More ...  |
| The 2012 American Music Awards Posted: 19 Nov 2012 09:35 AM PST        “I know you ain’t cryin’ back there.” *sniff* “This isn’t the way Usher does it…” Here’s the rest of The 2012 American Music Awards in case any of you are interested in seeing the music industry’s top “talents” being forced to perform at an event that basically named Justin Bieber its Prom King while letting Read More ...  |
| Christina Aguilera Was At The Am- JESUS CHRIST! Posted: 19 Nov 2012 08:33 AM PST        In case you were wondering just how large Christina Aguilera‘s ass is getting, here it is at the American Music Awards last night before it tried to blow up the rebel base on Yavin IV. It also performed, but somehow looked noticeably smaller which means they either brought in those mirrors David Copperfield used to Read More ...  |
| Ke$ha’s Vulva Performed At The AMAs Posted: 19 Nov 2012 07:35 AM PST        Here’s Ke$ha performing at the AMAs last night because it’s time we had a talk with God about his handiwork, so here goes: Dude, you see this? Don’t ever do that again unless you’re going to give it a penis or strangle it when it crawls out of the womb. Now what’s going on with Read More ...  |
| Courteney Cox In a Bikini And Other News Posted: 19 Nov 2012 06:40 AM PST        - Olivia Munn poolside photos, anyone? - Apparently banging George Clooney qualifies you to present awards at the AMAs. - Find this Chivette and bring her to the Internet. (Why do I get the feeling I should’ve added “alive” to that sentence?) - Jennifer Tilly‘s breasts to Christina Hendricks‘, “Come Read More ...  |
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