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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.15.12
- Kristen Stewart Wore This To The London Premiere of ‘Sparkling Dong Part 2′
- Kim Kardashian’s Going To The Marine Corps Ball
- Lindsay Lohan Did Whatever The Hell This Is On Jimmy Fallon Last Night
- Sheldon Stephens Is Elmo’s Accuser
- Justin Bieber’s Trying To Kill Himself
- Good Morning, Jenna Dewan Conveniently Spotted After Your Husband’s People Cover, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.15.12 Posted: 15 Nov 2012 01:00 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which exists in a culture where we express gratitude to our troops by tossing them bovine prostitutes who are probably willing to bang entire platoon on camera, as long as she retains exclusive distribution righ– wait, how is this a bad thing? Anyway, today we’ve got Gary Busey, Read More ...  |
| Kristen Stewart Wore This To The London Premiere of ‘Sparkling Dong Part 2′ Posted: 15 Nov 2012 11:47 AM PST        I’m guessing because the director who ate her out in the backseat of a car is British, Kristen Stewart showed up to the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Holy Fuck How Long Is This Title? Part 2 looking like Gozer the Gozerian’s sluttly little sister Goze-ass. So in honor of this occasion, Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian’s Going To The Marine Corps Ball Posted: 15 Nov 2012 10:31 AM PST        So remember last year when everyone made a big deal about pre-Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis being cool and accepting an invitation to the Marine Corps Ball? Kris Jenner did. Via E! News, of course: Kim Kardashian has accepted the call to attend the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina tonight. “She was invited by one Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Did Whatever The Hell This Is On Jimmy Fallon Last Night Posted: 15 Nov 2012 09:18 AM PST  Here’s the heavily buzzed about for God knows WTF reason clip of Lindsay Lohan making a surprise cameo on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night for a sketch called “Let Us Play With Your Look” that I literally made it to the 1:22 mark before shutting it off and making Photo Boy watch the Read More ...  |
| Sheldon Stephens Is Elmo’s Accuser Posted: 15 Nov 2012 08:18 AM PST       Because sometimes, but not too often or else it’ll get ideas, the Internet does more than just fill our eyes with delicious porn and babies dressed like Iron Man (No one suggest combining those two. I know you’re thinking about it.), The Smoking Gun has discovered the identity of Kevin Clash‘s accuser: 24-year-old Sheldon Stephens, Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber’s Trying To Kill Himself Posted: 15 Nov 2012 07:25 AM PST        “A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Justin Bieber, a young loner on a crusade, to pop and lock the cause of the innocent, the boyfriend-less, the swagger-less. In a world of celebrities who operate above the law… Douche Rider.” Here’s Justin Bieber riding – and standing – Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Jenna Dewan Conveniently Spotted After Your Husband’s People Cover, And Other News Posted: 15 Nov 2012 06:35 AM PST        - Ladies and gentleman, I give you SKARZAN. - Anne Hathaway wore Victoria Beckham to a Vogue event even though Victoria Beckham is banned from the cover. SCANDAL! - Only by passing through the ginger may true peace be acquired. - Dina Lohan hates cocaine as much as I hate the Read More ...  |
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