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- The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition
- Harrison Ford Wants To Play Han Solo Again (This One I Didn’t Make Up. Honest.)
- Christina Aguilera Can Fit Into Jeans? There’s No Way That’s Right
- Here’s Val Kilmer Shooting That Terrence Malick Movie Where Natalie Portman Looks Crazy Hot
- So January Jones Will Probably Be The New Princess Leia. Goddammit…
- Lindsay Lohan’s Being Charged With Lying To The Police As If That Means Anything
- Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition Posted: 06 Nov 2012 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm Read More ...  |
| Harrison Ford Wants To Play Han Solo Again (This One I Didn’t Make Up. Honest.) Posted: 06 Nov 2012 10:44 AM PST        “Great shot, kid! Now listen, Chewie and I are taking off, but tell Leia I looked online and her body will produce a secretion that will shut the whole thing down, so there’s nothing to worry about. She’ll know what I mean.” Because apparently everyone’s going to talk about Star Wars for forever now which Read More ...  |
| Christina Aguilera Can Fit Into Jeans? There’s No Way That’s Right Posted: 06 Nov 2012 09:48 AM PST        Christina Aguilera almost exclusively wears stretchy pants or a form-hugging dress (both commando), except here she is actually wearing jeans while promoting The Voice last night. So if everyone could maybe shut up about elections and malfunctioning voter machines, let’s focus on how the hell something like this evens happen and who stands to gain Read More ...  |
| Here’s Val Kilmer Shooting That Terrence Malick Movie Where Natalie Portman Looks Crazy Hot Posted: 06 Nov 2012 08:45 AM PST        Partially because this pic didn’t get nearly enough awesome captions in yesterday’s Crap We Missed and partially because each of these shots are why we have an Internet, here’s Val Kilmer on the set of Untitled Terrence Malick Project that I’m now pretty sure is about Natalie Portman‘s Sookie Stackhouse meeting Jim Morrison who’s back Read More ...  |
| So January Jones Will Probably Be The New Princess Leia. Goddammit… Posted: 06 Nov 2012 07:52 AM PST        “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re behind on your child support.” For those of you wondering what the fuck is happening here, Matthew Vaughn is already rumored to be the director of Star Wars: Episode VII which is supposedly why he really bounced on X-Men: Days of Future Past and not to direct an adaptation of Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Being Charged With Lying To The Police As If That Means Anything Posted: 06 Nov 2012 07:13 AM PST        And now for another exciting edition of Lindsay Lohan‘s Being Charged With A Crime, So Of Course TMZ‘s Going To Say She’s Almost Definitely Certainly Going To Jail This Time, Maybe: We broke the story … Lohan told cops she was NOT behind the wheel of her Porsche when it slammed into the back of Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News Posted: 06 Nov 2012 06:29 AM PST        - Channing Tatum robbed Jon Hamm’s penis of it’s rightful throne. - Sam Worthington is making good use of his time between Avatar movies. - Mind The Gap will also ease the Election Day. Or any day really. - Apparently Alec Baldwin was our 13th president. - So who wants Read More ...  |
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