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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.16.12
- Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber’s Moms Want Them To Make A Solid Gold Baby
- David Hasselhoff Tried To Slide Across KITT While Dressed As Captain Hook. It Didn’t Work.
- Ben Affleck Wants To Direct Kristen Stewart. Uhh…
- And Here’s Kim Kardashian At The Marine Corps Ball That She Left In The Middle of Dinner
- Bertney Likes Shoppin’, Y’All, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.16.12 Posted: 16 Nov 2012 11:30 AM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that could actually serve as a helpful Hollywood-How-To Guide, which is in no way a mildly clever conceit to couch these wild assumptions about what’s really going on in these photos: 1. How to get Jared Leto to agree to a role for no salary. 2. How to Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber’s Moms Want Them To Make A Solid Gold Baby Posted: 16 Nov 2012 10:15 AM PST        Even though they’re apparently too late, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had a power lunch together yesterday, according to TMZ, where let’s not pretend they didn’t make plans to force their kids to bang thus creating a Canadian/Kentuckyian hybrid that shats syrup diamonds while hovering above the earth in search of fried taters because the Read More ...  |
| David Hasselhoff Tried To Slide Across KITT While Dressed As Captain Hook. It Didn’t Work. Posted: 16 Nov 2012 09:09 AM PST        “Have you tried thinking about cheeseburgers, Michael?” Because Armageddon is upon us and because we can, here’s David Hasselhoff in character as Captain Hook mounting KITT in London yesterday. Which is really all I should have to say to sell this post, but fine, you forced it out of me: These faces. Just look at Read More ...  |
| Ben Affleck Wants To Direct Kristen Stewart. Uhh… Posted: 16 Nov 2012 08:08 AM PST        “Look at her feeling so happy and safe in my arms again.” “I wonder what kind of car Ben Affleck will go down on me in…” Kristen Stewart had an open affair with Rupert Sanders the director of Snow White and The Hunstman, and Ben Affleck probably had sex with Blake Lively while directing her Read More ...  |
| And Here’s Kim Kardashian At The Marine Corps Ball That She Left In The Middle of Dinner Posted: 16 Nov 2012 07:07 AM PST        When Mila Kunis attended the Marine Corps Ball last year, there were barely three pictures of her that someone obviously managed to snap without her noticing. So of course when Kim Kardashian showed up this year, there’s a goddamn bonanza – With ass shots! – of her posing outside before bailing fifteen minutes into the Read More ...  |
| Bertney Likes Shoppin’, Y’All, And Other News Posted: 16 Nov 2012 06:25 AM PST        - And here’s Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s new song in case you haven’t heard this is happening despite him almost killing her. Remember that? When he almost killed her? I’m probably just making a big deal out of nothing. - There’s already another movie based on a Stephenie Meyer book, only this time with Read More ...  |
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