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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.9.12
- Justin Bieber Tried To Hit On The Victoria’s Secret Models, All Of Them
- Lindsay Lohan Bails On Barbara Walters. Of Course.
- Rumer Willis Wore A Much Better Bikini
- Mitt Romney Cancelled Campaign Staff’s Credit Cards During His Concession Speech
- Chrissy Teigen’s In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.9.12 Posted: 09 Nov 2012 11:00 AM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s starting to seem like David Beckham is really gunning for this year’s Jon Hamm‘s Penis Achievement Award, although sadly nobody will receive it until Fish or I get some very invasive surgery. We’ve also got Marc Anthony, who also can’t believe the level of ass he Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Tried To Hit On The Victoria’s Secret Models, All Of Them Posted: 09 Nov 2012 09:45 AM PST        Because he clearly wants Selena Gomez‘s breasts to revenge-bounce their way into my hands (It’s the only way he’ll learn.), Justin Bieber apparently thought the Victoria’s Secret Angels were impressed by him being more interested in the toys dangling from their outfits than their bodies because he spent the entire evening hitting on them despite Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Bails On Barbara Walters. Of Course. Posted: 09 Nov 2012 08:48 AM PST        Lindsay Lohan should have counted her goddamn lucky freckles she somehow scored an interview with Barbara Walters, but of course she’s now bailed because Barbara might ask a softball question about her being charged with lying to the police, and if there’s a new way to fuck the living shit out of her career, Lindsay Read More ...  |
| Rumer Willis Wore A Much Better Bikini Posted: 09 Nov 2012 07:43 AM PST        We already saw Rumer Willis in a bikini earlier in the week, so here she is again proving that if she doesn’t wear her grandmother’s bathing suit, her ass can look somewhat great if not borderline awesome. On that note, if you find yourself asking, “Hey, why aren’t any of these shots from the front?” Read More ...  |
| Mitt Romney Cancelled Campaign Staff’s Credit Cards During His Concession Speech Posted: 09 Nov 2012 06:59 AM PST  The election is over, Barack Obama won, we’re in the middle of a goddamn bikini photo tsunami, so there’s absolutely no need for another politics post for a long ass time. Except Mitt Romney pulled such an incredibly impressive dick move Tuesday night, that I couldn’t live with myself if we didn’t take a moment Read More ...  |
| Chrissy Teigen’s In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 09 Nov 2012 06:21 AM PST        - Gwyneth Paltrow wore horrible shoes. HER POWERS ARE FADING. - I love the smell of burned bras in the morning. - Jermaine Jackson doesn’t want to be a Jackson anymore, changes his last name to basically Jackson. No, really. - 21 Reasons Why You Should Watch “Adventure Time” (I approve Read More ...  |
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