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• The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12
• Lindsay Lohan Got In Drunk Bar Fight Over Max George of The Wanted
• So The Nanny Was Gavin Rossdale’s Sister. Awkward.
• This New will.i.am Video Almost Makes It Look Like Britney Spears Knows She’s In It. Almost.
• We Get It, Terry Richardson, You Want To Bang Jared Leto. You Made Your Point.
• Claudia Romani In A Bikini And Other News
• So Who Wants To See Lindsay Lohan Being Arrested For Punching A Chick In The Face?
• Hugh Jackman’s in ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12 Posted: 29 Nov 2012 01:00 PM PST Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Got In Drunk Bar Fight Over Max George of The Wanted Posted: 29 Nov 2012 12:15 PM PST Apparently the drunken punch that landed Lindsay Lohan in cuffs this morning was all over Max George of The Wanted (above) not being in the mood to bang a freckled slopbox of fail even though he has a penis and was also drunk which really says a lot about what it’s like to look at Read More ...

So The Nanny Was Gavin Rossdale’s Sister. Awkward. Posted: 29 Nov 2012 11:26 AM PST So remember when I posted pics of what looked like Gavin Rossdale grabbing the nanny’s ass? Turns out that’s his sister Soraya which Radar Online confirmed, so let it be known I’m man enough to own up to my mistakes. And that mistake is not accusing Gavin Rossdale of banging his own sister. We’re all Read More ...

This New will.i.am Video Almost Makes It Look Like Britney Spears Knows She’s In It. Almost. Posted: 29 Nov 2012 09:52 AM PST Here’s Britney Spears starring in will.i.am‘s new video for “Scream & Shout” and by starring I mean they managed to get her to say ten words before giving up and literally just used some British chick to say the rest. It’s like her people only signed on provided she didn’t have to move below the Read More ...

We Get It, Terry Richardson, You Want To Bang Jared Leto. You Made Your Point. Posted: 29 Nov 2012 09:01 AM PST Terry Richardson is an odd duck. For a guy who looks like a pedophile, he’s clearly enamored with giant breasts (Exhibits A and B), Rihanna‘s butt and Victoria’s Secret models. But then every once in a while it’s, “No, wait, Jared Leto.” So here’s Jared doing whatever the hell he’s doing in these photos which Read More ...

Claudia Romani In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 29 Nov 2012 06:15 AM PST - Miley Cyrus has a brother named Braison? How many of these kids are there? - Demi Moore‘s banging a 26-year-old which sounds impressive until you remember dudes will have sex with anything. Literally anything. *eyes up cheese danish* - In an ideal world, this would be all the evidence in Read More ...

So Who Wants To See Lindsay Lohan Being Arrested For Punching A Chick In The Face? Posted: 29 Nov 2012 06:10 AM PST Because why would having her probation revoked mean anything at all to her, Lindsay Lohan was arrested at 4 a.m. this morning after punching a woman in the face at a New York nightclub and then getting picked up by cops while trying to flee the scene (above, and worth the watch to see her Read More ...

Hugh Jackman’s in ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now Posted: 29 Nov 2012 06:00 AM PST Adding even more credence to the theory that Bryan Singer is just gonna act like no other X-Men movies were made after X2, Hugh Jackman is joining the cast of X-Men: Days Of Future Past alongside Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen which was pretty much obvious to anyone even remotely familiar with the iconic cover Read More ...

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