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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12
- Scarlett Johansson Got A New Tattoo
- Courtney Stodden’s Mom Wants Her Own Reality Show Now, Of Course
- The Police Are Out To Get Lindsay, You Guys
- We Now Return To Your Regularly Scheduled Celebrity Breasts Photos Spiced With Penis Jokes
- The Black Guy’s Still The President Exactly Like Effeminate People Who Know Math Predicted
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12 Posted: 07 Nov 2012 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, Read More ...  |
| Scarlett Johansson Got A New Tattoo Posted: 07 Nov 2012 11:00 AM PST     Because apparently not a goddamn thing happens in the celebrity world thanks to Obama‘s New Sharia Law-Infused America With Secret Muslim Sauce (This wasn’t part of our deal!), here’s Scarlett Johansson showing off her latest tattoo by French artist Fuzi Uvtpk which is either a direct jab at Blake Lively and/or a misplaced congratulations to Read More ...  |
| Courtney Stodden’s Mom Wants Her Own Reality Show Now, Of Course Posted: 07 Nov 2012 09:50 AM PST        “Why spend money sending your daughter to college when implants cost less than one semester?” – Read More in Redbook If Kris Jenner has taught us anything, it’s that America rewards mothers who whore out their daughters then climb atop of said whoring for their own fame and fortune while discarding their children like hollowed Read More ...  |
| The Police Are Out To Get Lindsay, You Guys Posted: 07 Nov 2012 09:20 AM PST        With the cops hot on her trail for lying to them about plowing a Porsche into the back of a tractor trailer, you’ll probably be surprised to learn that Lindsay Lohan has resorted to more lying and paranoid junkie delusions about an entire police department out to get her. It just seems out of character Read More ...  |
| We Now Return To Your Regularly Scheduled Celebrity Breasts Photos Spiced With Penis Jokes Posted: 07 Nov 2012 07:46 AM PST        - In case I haven’t stressed this enough, Jon Hamm’s penis won Obama the election. It’s powers are growing… - Blake Shelton really hates Chris Brown. - Women who look like Real Life dolls will haunt you in your goddamn sleep. - Liam Hemsworth‘s cheating on Miley Cyrus with a mystery Read More ...  |
| The Black Guy’s Still The President Exactly Like Effeminate People Who Know Math Predicted Posted: 07 Nov 2012 06:48 AM PST  Thanks in no small part to Jon Hamm‘s penis stumping in Colorado, Barack Obama and his “Chicago-style politics” were run out of town last night by the American public, except no wait, they weren’t. He was re-elected president to a resounding symphony of white butthurt. So if you’re a Republican who actually thought this was Read More ...  |
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