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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.30.12
- So Here’s How That Whole Olivier Martinez Destroying Gabriel Aubry’s Face Thing Ended
- The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
- Lindsay Lohan Punched A Psychic Because She Drinks Two Liters of Vodka A Day
- Sofia Vergara Filmed A Sex Scene With Sharon Stone. You Just Read That.
- I Wonder If Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Back Together, It’s So Hard To Tell
- Brad Pitt’s Going To Kill Some People Today (Softly Though) And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.30.12 Posted: 30 Nov 2012 11:45 AM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted Read More ...  |
| So Here’s How That Whole Olivier Martinez Destroying Gabriel Aubry’s Face Thing Ended Posted: 30 Nov 2012 10:44 AM PST        Despite Oliver Martinez punching his beautiful French Canadian face into a Picasso, Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry surprisingly reached a speedy agreement yesterday that will allow Gabriel to still see his daughter Nahla which means Halle Berry is dead. She died. That’s the only way this could’ve happened. RadarOnline reports: According to sources connected to Read More ...  |
| The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 30 Nov 2012 09:59 AM PST        Welcome to a potentially new weekly feature that I’ll be totally frank with you stems from Playboy’s need to promote its Instagram and our need to post pics of hot chicks as cheaply as possible making a reciprocal baby that looks like its picture was taken by a Polaroid in the 1970s. It’s all very Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Punched A Psychic Because She Drinks Two Liters of Vodka A Day Posted: 30 Nov 2012 09:10 AM PST        Because a Lindsay Lohan story can’t have less than 50 layers of crazy, it turns out the woman she sucker punched in a nightclub is a “well-known psychic” Tiffany Mitchell who claims she had a premonition about Lindsay that you’d just assume would involve her freckled fist flying into Tiffany’s face and, great, now I’m Read More ...  |
| Sofia Vergara Filmed A Sex Scene With Sharon Stone. You Just Read That. Posted: 30 Nov 2012 08:01 AM PST        Apparently people are still casting Sharon Stone in movies (?) because here she is filming a sex scene for Fading Gigolo with Sofia Vergara in New York yesterday so I know none of you are reading any of this and just staring at her giant scantily-clad breasts. Which is why at the end of this Read More ...  |
| I Wonder If Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Back Together, It’s So Hard To Tell Posted: 30 Nov 2012 07:07 AM PST   In case her last Instagram was too subtle, Rihanna posted the above the above pic of her hugging Chris Brown last night with the caption, “i dont wanna leave!!! Killed it tonight baby!!!” Which is awesome for her because it’s hard to leave somebody after they murder you. Impossible, some might say. Photo: InstagramRead More ...  |
| Brad Pitt’s Going To Kill Some People Today (Softly Though) And Other News Posted: 30 Nov 2012 06:25 AM PST  - More pics of Hilary Duff‘s mom-boobs? Done. - Ben Affleck gets to hang with the big boy directors, practically squeals. - Celebs without all the lighting and makeup. They’re just like us! - Kanye West truly is a fashion genius. - Lindsay’s Brawl As Told In “Mean Girls” Read More ...  |
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