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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12
- Heidi Montag’s Doing Bikini Photos Again
- Anthony Bourdain Really Hates Cadillacs
- Lady GaGa Wears Bikinis Now, Probably Shouldn’t
- Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Turned Her Into The Police
- The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
- Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models
- Good Morning, Julie Bowen’s Apparently Brisk Morning Jog, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12 Posted: 08 Nov 2012 02:00 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon Read More ...  |
| Heidi Montag’s Doing Bikini Photos Again Posted: 08 Nov 2012 12:53 PM PST        Unlike Lady GaGa, former reality star turned most pointless stripper ever Heidi Montag was manufactured from the best polymers every single dime of her MTV money could buy, so she belongs in a bikini which is really her only purpose in life now until she’s eventually recycled into a snow shovel that I’ll purchase in Read More ...  |
| Anthony Bourdain Really Hates Cadillacs Posted: 08 Nov 2012 12:15 PM PST  When we last left Anthony Bourdain he was mocking Paula Deen for turning her diabetes diagnosis into a pharmaceutical endorsement deals that fleeces everyone else she pumped full of butter fried sugar, sugah. This time around he’s biting the hand that feeds him after The Travel Channel decided to slap a bunch of Cadillacs in Read More ...  |
| Lady GaGa Wears Bikinis Now, Probably Shouldn’t Posted: 08 Nov 2012 10:47 AM PST        Considering Lady GaGa is an individual avant garde snowflake resting atop an hermaphroditic penis hand-painted by Andy Warhol, it’s kind of odd seeing her in a bikini like all the other celebrities. Then again, she does cover her topless breasts with exotic fruits at one point, so I guess that’s something. Either way, you have Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Turned Her Into The Police Posted: 08 Nov 2012 09:40 AM PST        Apparently when you try to make your (presumably under-paid) assistant take the fall for crimes you committed, they’ll turn right around and rat you out to the police. A lesson Lindsay Lohan learned this week after being charged with lying to the cops for claiming her assistant crashed a Porsche into a tractor trailer when Read More ...  |
| The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Posted: 08 Nov 2012 07:40 AM PST        “Aw, no Tinker Toys?” – Justin Bieber Imagine you’re a little kid who somehow completely forgot it was Christmas and woke up one day to find your living room stuffed to the gills with presents and you’ll have a pretty good idea of what my morning’s been like minus a full hour crying in front Read More ...  |
| Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models Posted: 08 Nov 2012 06:52 AM PST        “Whoa! I didn’t know they have toys here!” “Kid, hey, kid. My tits are up here.” “I’m gonna build a spaceship!” Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| Good Morning, Julie Bowen’s Apparently Brisk Morning Jog, And Other News Posted: 08 Nov 2012 06:15 AM PST        - Kirstie Alley says John Travolta isn’t gay because it’s true and not because Scientology is holding a bear claw hostage. - Alright, who ordered the Firecrotch Sampler? - Beyonce called people who voted for Mitt Romney “Mitches.” — Is it too late to change my vote now? I want to change Read More ...  |
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