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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.26.12
- Kid From ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finds Jesus, Tells People To Stop Watching ‘Two And A Half Men’
- Olivier Martinez Defended Halle Berry’s Breasts’ Honor From Gabriel Aubry’s Face
- Alice Eve Wore A Bikini, Too
- Charlie Sheen Just Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 For Her ‘Tax Bill’
- These Are Without A Doubt The Sexiest Bikini Photos We’ve Ever Posted
- Chris Brown Deletes Twitter Account After Saying He Wants To Shit On A Woman’s Eye
- Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Photos Means We’re Back, Baby, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.26.12 Posted:        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For Read More ...  |
| Kid From ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finds Jesus, Tells People To Stop Watching ‘Two And A Half Men’ Posted: 26 Nov 2012 11:56 AM PST  “I mean, c’mon, you guys, there’s lesbians on this show. Lesbians. One’s even touching me!” Before we even get into this random and beautiful slice of irony the Internet has prepared for us this day, let’s all agree that exposing a young boy to both Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher can only end in one Read More ...  |
| Olivier Martinez Defended Halle Berry’s Breasts’ Honor From Gabriel Aubry’s Face Posted: 26 Nov 2012 11:16 AM PST        In case you haven’t heard by now, Halle Berry‘s fiance Olivier Martinez beat the living shit out of her ex Gabriel Aubry‘s face after the two got into a fight on Thanksgiving morning when Gabriel dropped off Nahla, so right off the bat you know Halle made this all happen by standing on a balcony Read More ...  |
| Posted: 26 Nov 2012 10:24 AM PST        Despite being British, here’s Alice Eve enjoying our Thanksgiving holiday in Miami (We storm Buckingham at dawn.) because try to think of these bikini posts as base camps where I rest my delicate blogging hands for a minute, their smooth, almost feminine digits tired and weary from four days of booze and lethargy. In fact, Read More ...  |
| Charlie Sheen Just Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 For Her ‘Tax Bill’ Posted: 26 Nov 2012 09:20 AM PST        Seen here at the premiere of Liz & Dick that she showed up two hours late for and only her dad liked because that will make up for recording every single phone conversation they’ve ever had, Lindsay Lohan apparently had $100,000 of her $233,904 unpaid tax bill knocked out by Charlie Sheen which I’m sure Read More ...  |
| These Are Without A Doubt The Sexiest Bikini Photos We’ve Ever Posted Posted: 26 Nov 2012 08:15 AM PST        Pregnant, smoking, and a horribly misshapen ass from all the pregnant and smoking? Be still my heart, where does the sexy end and the alcoholic begin? That’s the mystery I want to solve once my boner stops having a boner. It’s like staring into the deep, beautiful blue eyes of the Lord. Assuming he’s Aryan. Read More ...  |
| Chris Brown Deletes Twitter Account After Saying He Wants To Shit On A Woman’s Eye Posted: 26 Nov 2012 07:40 AM PST        Seen here laying in bed after having sex with Rihanna in Berlin – which she tweeted – Chris Brown apparently thought it was a good time to remind everyone that he’s and out of control bag of douche-rage who hates women because he started a Twitter fight with comedian Jenny Johnson that ended in him Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Photos Means We’re Back, Baby, And Other News Posted: 26 Nov 2012 05:55 AM PST        - If you pulled on a wishbone over the holiday and wished Mila Kunis would leave Ashton Kutcher, you seriously can’t do anything right. - Tom Cruise was allowed to continue uploading Suri‘s Doomsday protocol over the holiday. She can throw baby dolls stuffed with dirty bombs now, it’s adorable. - Read More ...  |
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