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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.27.12
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Probably Going To Be Batman In The ‘Justice League’ Movie
- Shia LaBeouf Dumps Girlfriend For Chick He Banged In Lars Von Trier’s Indie Porno
- Gabriel Aubry’s Face Looks Like This Now
- Scarlett Johannson Did The Weather For Al Roker
- So Gavin Rossdale’s Probably Banging The Nanny
- Take Off Those Glasses For A Sec, Jared Let- OHMYGOD! And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.27.12 Posted: 27 Nov 2012 12:30 PM PST        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Read More ...  |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Probably Going To Be Batman In The ‘Justice League’ Movie Posted: 27 Nov 2012 10:29 AM PST  So forget all that Armie Hammer business, because apparently Warner Bros. has figured out a way to make this Joseph Gordon-Levitt thing work so they can keep printing money from the Christopher Nolan movies without involving Christopher Nolan who has repeatedly stated he won’t touch Justice League with a ten-foot pole. Which coincidentally was also Read More ...  |
| Shia LaBeouf Dumps Girlfriend For Chick He Banged In Lars Von Trier’s Indie Porno Posted: 27 Nov 2012 10:20 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy The last time we heard from Shia LaBeouf he was examining the difference between sex and love and how his new movie explores the space that exists between those things. Unfortunately for Shia’s now ex-girlfriend, Karolyn Pho, that space happened to exist in Mia Goth‘s vagina, for whom Karolyn has since Read More ...  |
| Gabriel Aubry’s Face Looks Like This Now Posted: 27 Nov 2012 08:32 AM PST        In case you were wondering just how badly Olivier Martinez beat the living shit out of Gabriel Aubry‘s face, it was this bad and the reaction you’re looking for is “SACRE BLEU!” And just looking at these photos explains how he was able to obtain a restraining order against Olivier along with Gabriel’s side of Read More ...  |
| Scarlett Johannson Did The Weather For Al Roker Posted: 27 Nov 2012 08:30 AM PST  Because this is the Internet, I’m almost positive there’s a freakishly large demographic of men who have weather girl-related fantasies, so here’s Scarlett Johansson doing the weather on The Today Show this morning which unfortunately doesn’t end with her blowing Florida and yelling, “Category 5 all over my face!” so I don’t know why I Read More ...  |
| So Gavin Rossdale’s Probably Banging The Nanny Posted: 27 Nov 2012 06:36 AM PST        While Gwen Stefani‘s in the middle of a No Doubt tour to promote their reunion and new album, here’s Gavin Rossdale hiking with the nanny and his kids on Sunday and I’m pretty sure that’s his hand casually touching her ass. Which is usually what happens when you’re a paranoid, yet awesome assed, control freak Read More ...  |
| Take Off Those Glasses For A Sec, Jared Let- OHMYGOD! And Other News Posted: 27 Nov 2012 06:25 AM PST        - Ashlee Simpson got dumped by that dude from Boardwalk Empire. - Marvel characters really like to bang. That’s what I took from this. - Gerard Butler and the art of coaxing women into a Porta-potty for hot, chemical toilet sex. - Dr. Blossom is getting divorced, but really wants Read More ...  |
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