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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.2.12
- Gisele Bundchen: ‘Please Pray For Tom Brady’
- Lindsay Lohan Wants To Sue Anyone Who Says She Acts Like Lindsay Lohan
- BREAKING: Brad Pitt Gives His Kids Soda. Gasp!
- Madonna: ‘You Tithe To Me Now’
- Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini and Other News
- Snooki’s Baby’s Food Would’ve Come From Here
- I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.2.12 Posted: 02 Feb 2012 01:00 PM PST        Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels Read More ... |
| Gisele Bundchen: ‘Please Pray For Tom Brady’ Posted: 02 Feb 2012 11:45 AM PST        Considering the last time the Patriots faced the Giants in the Super Bowl her husband went home crying without even touching his waterslide, Gisele Bundchen has found herself turning to the very same deity Tom Brady proved doesn’t exist when his team essentially anally raped Tim Tebow in the playoffs. The New York Post reports: Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Wants To Sue Anyone Who Says She Acts Like Lindsay Lohan Posted: 02 Feb 2012 10:29 AM PST        Yesterday, RadarOnline reported the following about Lindsay Lohan most likely crashing Harvey Weinstein’s SAG awards after-party. (Quick Note: She’s permanently living at the Marmont now, so just assume she’s using an intricate system to dumbwaiters to slip in and out of parties.): The Mean Girls star was with friends at the infamous watering hole/hotel and Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Brad Pitt Gives His Kids Soda. Gasp! Posted: 02 Feb 2012 09:31 AM PST        Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have 27 kids, so short of running into their rooms firing shotguns into the air to wake them up – Which, by the way, I’m entirely cool with. – I don’t really see the need for a big kerfuffle over anything they do to somehow herd them out the door Read More ... |
| Madonna: ‘You Tithe To Me Now’ Posted: 02 Feb 2012 08:30 AM PST        While I personally believe it’s the ability to assume the body of a griffin and rain fire upon her enemies, it’s often been said that Madonna‘s greatest strength is her ego. And after reading her latest interview with Newsweek, I’m inclined to agree with whatever wise prophets made such a proclamation from their enchanted fortress Read More ... |
| Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 02 Feb 2012 08:20 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Cleavagey Redheads. Must be Thursday. - Jean Dujardin just earned his U.S. citizenship in my eyes. - Of course Courtney Love believes smoking crack made her great at math. - Looks like nobody will commit to Taylor Swift. - Miranda Kerr at some Australian Read More ... |
| Snooki’s Baby’s Food Would’ve Come From Here Posted: 02 Feb 2012 07:17 AM PST        And apparently parking on them’s tight on Sundays. Makes sense. While the world sat in horror from the prospect that Snooki might have procreated – Or more accurately, consciously decided to see one of her pregnancies through. – she waddled around SiriusXM studios yesterday showing everyone exactly where her child would have to feed from Read More ... |
| I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay Posted: 02 Feb 2012 06:37 AM PST        In the March issue of Glamour, Amanda Seyfried sets the record straight that she did NOT bang Justin Timberlake and then takes it one step further by basically outing him which is the only way to read this: Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, “I want to date you.” Read More ... |
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