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- The Kardashian Khristmas Kard and Other News
- Pamela Anderson Breaks Playboy Record With 13th Cover
- Miley Cyrus ‘Wanted to Get Caught’
- Dexter Was Cheating With Julia Stiles
- Scarlett Johansson Pulled the Trigger
- Gwyneth Paltrow Wore This
- Hulk Hogan Married That Dude Who Looks Like His Son
| The Kardashian Khristmas Kard and Other News Posted: 15 Dec 2010 04:28 PM PST  And now we know what it would look like if The Addams Family made a sex tape with The Sopranos. - The Kardashian Family Christmas Photos. - Denise Richards is banging Nikki Sixx. - Antoine Dodson was definitely robbed. - Jennifer Lopez looks suspicious in new American Idol promos. - Minka Kelly wants you to Read More ... |
| Pamela Anderson Breaks Playboy Record With 13th Cover Posted: 15 Dec 2010 01:26 PM PST    Because what else was she built for? Pamela Anderson posed for the cover of the January 2011 issue of Playboy for a record 13th time which actually seems like a pretty low number considering her chest isn’t biodegradable, but I digress. Also, in the issue is a poem written by Pam which boggles the mind Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus ‘Wanted to Get Caught’ Posted: 15 Dec 2010 12:08 PM PST    Seen here with her mom and the assistant with giant breasts in New Orleans this morning, Miley Cyrus wanted to get caught smoking a bong if you ask former child star Melissa Gilbert. Popeater reports: “How high do you have to be to let a friend film you? I think she wanted to get caught.” The former Read More ... |
| Dexter Was Cheating With Julia Stiles Posted: 15 Dec 2010 10:54 AM PST    Full Disclosure: I’ve yet to watch anything past the first episode of Dexter, so to me this news seemed all kinds of insane considering I’ve been under the impression Julia Stiles died in 2006. Turns out she’s actually on Dexter along with Michael C. Hall and his soon-to-be ex-wife Jennifer Carpenter which is kind of Read More ... |
| Scarlett Johansson Pulled the Trigger Posted: 15 Dec 2010 09:58 AM PST    Despite my obsession with inserting Blake Lively into every post, Scarlett Johansson is apparently the one who decided to bail on Ryan Reynolds and not vice versa as most normal people would’ve assumed on account of all the Blake Lively. (I need help.) Us Weekly reports: “Ryan has been reaching out to an ex the past Read More ... |
| Posted: 15 Dec 2010 08:58 AM PST    Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night where she was a confusing jumble of Botox and leggyness. I honestly can’t tell if I want to have sex with her, or use her forehead to reflect the sun at a pile of ants. Then again, I’m sure if I promised to Read More ... |
| Hulk Hogan Married That Dude Who Looks Like His Son Posted: 15 Dec 2010 07:53 AM PST    Who is who? Does it even matter in the dark? Was this family grown in a Nazi lab? These questions and more on a very special The Superficial. Because he’s not paying enough alimony these days, Hulk Hogan married the creature known as Jennifer McDaniel in Florida yesterday where, naturally, a fight broke out which just Read More ... |
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