Friday, December 31, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Happy New Year!

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 11:30 AM PST

   
So, one of two things need to happen here: 1. She stays her in there permanently. 2. We inform the entire Middle East this machine is how the Great Satan derives its power. (Which if they’re reading, is true along with a warm infidel-y center. Allahu Akbar.) I’m cool either way. Back on Monday. Keep it safe out there, - Read More ...

BEST OF 2010: Hilary Duff Says ‘Yes’

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 10:45 AM PST

   
1. Hilary Duff Posted: 2.23.2010 As I compiled this list at the beginning of the week, I found myself smiling when I saw the top post of 2010 because I completely forgot about these beautiful, almost quintessentially romantic set of photos. Here’s Hilary Duff accepting Mike Comrie’s proposal in literally the greatest way possible. Because, honestly, at Read More ...

BEST OF 2010: Miley Cyrus’ Special Place

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 10:00 AM PST

   
2. Miley Cyrus Posted: 6.21.2010 Sometime around June 2010 it was determined that Miley Cyrus‘ stage show was missing a certain… something. And that something was her vagina. Not unlike ripping the governor off a car if cars had a vulva, Miley was set lose across Europe and the United States with specific instructions to vagina diddle Read More ...

Katy Perry is an Angel of the Morning

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 09:20 AM PST

 
Being the loving husband that he is Russell Brand took a picture of Katy Perry as she’s waking up without her normal 800 miles of makeup on, and then posted it to Twitter. He’s since deleted it which is exactly what I would do once I remembered my wife’s breasts are ginormously awesome and I Read More ...

Moesha? And Other News

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 09:15 AM PST

   
So, they really are contagious. You win this round, racism. This round… - Lisa Rinna tries to scare these kids to death. - Joe Francis just ripped off Ryan Reynolds’ entire separation statement. - JLo and Marc Anthony are tax evaders. - Irina Shayk in lingerie. - Montana Fishbourne chips away at her father’s Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 08:15 AM PST

   
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian slipped off to Mexico for a little Homewreckers Celebration because apparently they think getting engaged is a smart idea after proving marriage means absolutely jackshit to either of them. That being said, LeAnn Rimes actually looks pretty goddamn banging here. And it’s been a long time since I could say Read More ...

The Walnut Bandit Got His Own Milkshake

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 07:45 AM PST

   
Raz B just had a Twitter fight with Chris Brown Wednesday, but by Thursday he was already getting his own milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood. While this obviously suggests Raz picked the fight for publicity, let’s not lose sight of what’s really important here: Tila Tequila had her milkshake canceled, yet a guy Read More ...

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