Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Happy Holidays!

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 01:44 PM PST

   
Alright, folks, it’s been a magical week of pulling posts out of my ass, but alas, all good things must come to an end. So with that, I leave you with an entire gallery of Katy Perry’s holiday-themed decolletage which I’ve been saving for just this occasion. And also because I might’ve gone a tad Read More ...

Pat Robertson Wants to Legalize Pot

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:15 PM PST

 
Proving that in these perilous End Times even those thought of as holy men will suddenly, and without warning, turn their allegiance toward the beast, Pat Robertson has changed his tune from blaming the earthquake in Haiti on a deal with the devil to blasting the war on drugs for creating criminals. Turns out ol’ Read More ...

More Cameron Diaz Bikini Photos and Other News

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:10 PM PST

   
- Lady GaGa is still exposing herself to Paris. - Stephen Baldwin claims Kevin Costner screwed him. - Dina Lohan claims she never told Lindsay not to take a breathalyzer. Which means she did. - John Mayer is telling random women how to have sex now. - Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne are Read More ...

New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 09:33 AM PST

   
Racy new photos of Miley Cyrus were leaked online last night including a shot of her assistant pretending to lick Miley’s breast because, suck it, Demi Lovato, that’s why. There’s also a shot of her flashing her under-boob tattoo next to Gay Tron – I knew he was real. – and some other dancers which Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Was Playing Britney Spears in ‘Country Strong’

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 09:02 AM PST

   
“I’m sorry, come again?” Full Disclosure: This is an LA Times story from last week, but it’s two days before Christmas and finding out Gwyneth Paltrow was essentially – and God willing, unknowingly – playing Britney Spears is probably the most hilarious thing that could happen to her outside of learning her Christmas veal wasn’t organically Read More ...

Brett Favre Wanted Jenn Sterger to Have ‘Special Crocs Time,’ Too

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 08:13 AM PST

   
As Rex Ryan’s love of his wife’s feet becomes a part of our rich national tapestry, the Brett Favre penis fiasco has increased in size. This time with accusations that that the former Jet asked Jenn Sterger to make a video of herself masturbating. TMZ reports: We’re told Jenn Sterger received the sextual request back in Read More ...

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