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- New York Times Manages To Make Christmas Lights Racial With Colored Vs. White Debate
- Warning: Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump Starts Fights!
- OSIC: Drunk Santas Are Ho Ho Ho-larious
- Video: Johnny Weir's 'Dirty Love' Official Christmas Anthem
- Questionable Choices: Zac Efron's Buzzcut
- 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: They Shoot Housewives, Don't They?
- Miley Cyrus Needs Better Friends: Racy Photos Leaked
- Bad Newz Bearz: Christmas Cocaine
Posted: 24 Dec 2010 10:31 AM PST Check out the Family Center’s Holiday Gift Drive – Using an Amazon wishlist. Toys and books galore. We just ordered some kid Jay-Z’s Decoded. (The Family Center) Post from: Crushable |
New York Times Manages To Make Christmas Lights Racial With Colored Vs. White Debate Posted: 24 Dec 2010 10:29 AM PST
The last time I saw whites posed against coloreds was when I watched The Color Purple. But at Christmas, it happens all the time! Take the dilemmas of Liz McCarthy, whose husband – gasp – refuses to let her clear her home of the dreaded coloreds:
Christmas lights used to be candles, and people went a little crazy when they became electric, buying them in all sorts of colors, but “somewhere along the way, white lights came to represent a sort of sophistication.” Which is apparently working. 70% of all Christmas lights sold are white. Only the poors like colored lights, according to Kerstin Codrington, a Blonde Swedish lady who “was horrified by the colored lights American families used” when she moved to this country full of different colored lights and people.
Out! Out damn coloreds! Luckily, women eventually get to lay down the law in their homes, and make their decorations as Aryan as their hearts desire. Merry Christmas to all, to all only white lights! Post from: Crushable New York Times Manages To Make Christmas Lights Racial With Colored Vs. White Debate |
Warning: Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump Starts Fights! Posted: 24 Dec 2010 10:04 AM PST
Lisa and her husband Kenneth were out to breakfast with two older friends and reporter Robert Kovacik when a crazy person started harassing them. According to TMZ:
We’re hoping that this early morning gathering was actually a late night, and not a breakfast interaction. Because it’ll be super hard for this dude to explain why he was toasted at 8A in the morning. But frankly, I’d be pissed too if Pinky was hanging out with the olds. That sounds totally reasonable. However, Lisa’s friend Robert got tired of this business, and eventually asked the man to stop. Lisa says the man “then cold-cocked Robert, punching him squarely in the mouth … and shoved Lisa’s husband to the ground.” Crazytown! Thank goodness they were in Beverly Hills, where they have Botox in vending machines, and plastic surgeons on every corner! Lisa took Robert to “a family friend’s house” and got him patched up. Surprise! It was Beverly Hills surgeon Paul Nassif, husband of Lisa’s “Real Housewives” co-star Adrienne Maloof. Beverly Hilllls! Post from: Crushable Warning: Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump Starts Fights! |
OSIC: Drunk Santas Are Ho Ho Ho-larious Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:09 AM PST Can you think of anyone more moral and upstanding than Santa Claus? He’s totally selfless and jolly, and he’s even willing to work on Christmas. But sometimes even santa gets drunk. We spiked the Christmas Eve eggnog just to see the hilarious results. Post from: Crushable OSIC: Drunk Santas Are Ho Ho Ho-larious |
Video: Johnny Weir's 'Dirty Love' Official Christmas Anthem Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:07 AM PST Now that The Awl has declared hat Dirty Love “the only gay Christmas disco dance song” to listen to this season, we’ve decided to up the ante and declare it the OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS SONG OF 2010! Screw you, little drummer boy! Ice-skater Johnny Weir has something to say! Post from: Crushable Video: Johnny Weir's 'Dirty Love' Official Christmas Anthem |
Questionable Choices: Zac Efron's Buzzcut Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:05 AM PST
We mean, if that amazing mustache couldn’t keep her… Post from: Crushable Questionable Choices: Zac Efron's Buzzcut |
'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: They Shoot Housewives, Don't They? Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:21 AM PST
Post from: Crushable 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: They Shoot Housewives, Don't They? |
Posted: 24 Dec 2010 08:36 AM PST Oh My God, We’ve Been Supplying Gum To Terrorists This Whole Time! – Hey Julian Assange, looks like your services will no longer be required. We’ve got this one. (Huffington Post) Post from: Crushable |
Miley Cyrus Needs Better Friends: Racy Photos Leaked Posted: 24 Dec 2010 08:04 AM PST
Earlier this week, Miley’s “friends” created a parody video of her now infamous salvia smoking video. And now there are photos of her pulling off her clothes and getting super friendly with her assistant. (Also, dang. That assistant loves see-through clothes.) Miley has a tendency toward the outrageous while hanging out with her pals. But she really needs to pay closer attention to who is photographing and videotaping her. If that parody video is any indication, it looks like some of Miley’s friends would like some of Miley’s fame to rub off on them. Note to the chic from that video: nobody’s going to hire you to be a singer because you look like Miley and played guitar on a mean video that went viral. Sorry! Post from: Crushable Miley Cyrus Needs Better Friends: Racy Photos Leaked |
Bad Newz Bearz: Christmas Cocaine Posted: 24 Dec 2010 07:36 AM PST The Bad Newz Bearz wish each other a Merry Christmas and discuss Lindsay Lohan’s drug problems. Just in time for the holidayz! Post from: Crushable Bad Newz Bearz: Christmas Cocaine |
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