Friday, December 24, 2010

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Posted: 24 Dec 2010 10:31 AM PST

Check out the Family Center’s Holiday Gift Drive – Using an Amazon wishlist. Toys and books galore. We just ordered some kid Jay-Z’s Decoded. (The Family Center)

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New York Times Manages To Make Christmas Lights Racial With Colored Vs. White Debate

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 10:29 AM PST

The New York Times is always on the cutting edge of the world’s most pressing debates. And today, they’ve taken on that age old question: Is it okay to . In an article titled Colored Vs. White Is A Christmas Light Debate, Times writer Cara Buckley explains that classy/snobby people like white lights, and the fact that they interact with others who like colored lights is a source of contention.

The last time I saw whites posed against coloreds was when I watched The Color Purple. But at Christmas, it happens all the time!

Take the dilemmas of Liz McCarthy, whose husband – gasp – refuses to let her clear her home of the dreaded coloreds:

"It's almost like this recurring fight; he's become so neurotic about having colored lights," Mrs. McCarthy, 36, said. "The tree this year is white lights. It was my turn."

Christmas lights used to be candles, and people went a little crazy when they became electric, buying them in all sorts of colors, but “somewhere along the way, white lights came to represent a sort of sophistication.”

Which is apparently working. 70% of all Christmas lights sold are white. Only the poors like colored lights, according to Kerstin Codrington, a Blonde Swedish lady who “was horrified by the colored lights American families used”  when she moved to this country full of different colored lights and people.

“In the early years of the marriage, the couple, then short of cash, used the colored lights given to them by Mr. Codrington's family. Mrs. Codrington replaced them with white lights as soon as she could.”

Out! Out damn coloreds!

Luckily, women eventually get to lay down the law in their homes, and make their decorations as Aryan as their hearts desire. Merry Christmas to all, to all only white lights!

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New York Times Manages To Make Christmas Lights Racial With Colored Vs. White Debate

Warning: Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump Starts Fights!

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 10:04 AM PST

Oh no! being a Housewife in Beverly Hills can be dangerous! This morning, one of our favorite housewives, Lisa “Pinky” Vanderpump was at the center of a brawl, when a crazy person starting harassing her at dinner. According to TMZ, a man came up to her table at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel and started complaining about her tablemates. And then he punched someone! Merry Christmas Eve, Pinky!

Lisa and her husband Kenneth were out to breakfast with two older friends and reporter Robert Kovacik when a crazy person started harassing them. According to TMZ:

Lisa says the man was “extremely drunk” and was shouting, “I’ve seen the show.  You’re wearing a lot more make-up now, and your eyes are darker and smokier.”  Lisa says then it got personal, as he hollered, “What are you doing sitting with old people?”

We’re hoping that this early morning gathering was actually a late night, and not a breakfast interaction. Because it’ll be super hard for this dude to explain why he was toasted at 8A in the morning. But frankly, I’d be pissed too if Pinky was hanging out with the olds. That sounds totally reasonable.

However, Lisa’s friend Robert got tired of this business, and eventually asked the man to stop. Lisa says the man “then cold-cocked Robert, punching him squarely in the mouth … and shoved Lisa’s husband to the ground.”

Crazytown! Thank goodness they were in Beverly Hills, where they have Botox in vending machines, and plastic surgeons on every corner! Lisa took Robert to “a family friend’s house” and got him patched up. Surprise! It was Beverly Hills surgeon Paul Nassif, husband of Lisa’s “Real Housewives” co-star Adrienne Maloof. Beverly Hilllls!

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Warning: Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump Starts Fights!

OSIC: Drunk Santas Are Ho Ho Ho-larious

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:09 AM PST

Can you think of anyone more moral and upstanding than Santa Claus? He’s totally selfless and jolly, and he’s even willing to work on Christmas. But sometimes even santa gets drunk. We spiked the Christmas Eve eggnog just to see the hilarious results.

  • Double trouble.
  • Attitude.
  • Oh, Santa deserves a smike.
  • No one's going to  get him a pillow?
  • North Pole's the next stop.
  • What the heck kind of Santa suit is this?
  • Maybe he's just tired?
  • Subtle.
  • This Santa's the drunkest.
  • Festive.

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OSIC: Drunk Santas Are Ho Ho Ho-larious

Video: Johnny Weir's 'Dirty Love' Official Christmas Anthem

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:07 AM PST

Now that The Awl has declared hat Dirty Love “the only gay Christmas disco dance song” to listen to this season, we’ve decided to up the ante and declare it the OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS SONG OF 2010! Screw you, little drummer boy! Ice-skater Johnny Weir has something to say!

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Video: Johnny Weir's 'Dirty Love' Official Christmas Anthem

Questionable Choices: Zac Efron's Buzzcut

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:05 AM PST


Heeeey Zac! How’s it going, buddy? So listen, anyway, yeah, we are really happy that you changed your hair for charity, or for your new movie The Lucky One, or whatever, but our current theory is that your going commando to show Vanessa Hudgens what’s she’s missing. And we don’t think a buzzcut is going to bring her back, sport.

We mean, if that amazing mustache couldn’t keep her…

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Questionable Choices: Zac Efron's Buzzcut

'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: They Shoot Housewives, Don't They?

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:21 AM PST

After last’s week free-for-all at the dinner party, the ladies try to keep the drama to a minimum and have fun at a ’20s-themed costume party. Will there be fireworks? Check in with Crushable’s Barbie Repertory Theatre as we look at the best moments from last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

  • Jeggings for a cure
  • Kyle wishes she had signed up for unlimited texting
  • Mani, pedi, maul
  • Adrienne is really into music
  • Cedric barely needs an excuse to pull out his Great Gatsby costumes
  • Camille and Kyle are like a couple of Roxie Harts and Velma Kellys

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'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: They Shoot Housewives, Don't They?

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 08:36 AM PST

Oh My God, We’ve Been Supplying Gum To Terrorists This Whole Time! – Hey Julian Assange, looks like your services will no longer be required. We’ve got this one. (Huffington Post)

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Miley Cyrus Needs Better Friends: Racy Photos Leaked

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 08:04 AM PST

Miley Cyrus‘ downward spiral continues. The internet is now home to photos of Miley lifting up her shirt and letting some chic pretend to lick her boobs. Fun times! The images were leaked by…Miley’s frenemies? Girl needs better friends. STAT.

Earlier this week, Miley’s “friends” created a parody video of her now infamous salvia smoking video. And now there are photos of her pulling off her clothes and getting super friendly with her assistant. (Also, dang. That assistant loves see-through clothes.)

Miley has a tendency toward the outrageous while hanging out with her pals. But she really needs to pay closer attention to who is photographing and videotaping her.

If that parody video is any indication, it looks like some of Miley’s friends would like some of Miley’s fame to rub off on them. Note to the chic from that video: nobody’s going to hire you to be a singer because you look like Miley and played guitar on a mean video that went viral. Sorry!

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Miley Cyrus Needs Better Friends: Racy Photos Leaked

Bad Newz Bearz: Christmas Cocaine

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 07:36 AM PST

The Bad Newz Bearz wish each other a Merry Christmas and discuss Lindsay Lohan’s drug problems. Just in time for the holidayz!


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Bad Newz Bearz: Christmas Cocaine

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