Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever


Here’s The Best List Of Bullet Points Ever

Posted: 29 Dec 2010 03:24 AM PST

Just bought this pillow (but wait! the post gets better) based solely on this list of 5 bullet points on the package advertising the pillow’s 5 distinctive features:

Two of the five bullet points are ways of saying “You will sleep,” and the last one isn’t even that, it’s just an exclamation said by no one in particular to no one in particular.

Just goes to show, if you’re determined to compile a list of bullet points about your product but it only has two actual features because it’s a frickin’ pillow, don’t get discouraged — just make up three and boom! Greatest bullet point list ever.

NEWLY INVENTED: Cameras On Swords

Posted: 28 Dec 2010 01:35 PM PST

It’s astounding that no action movie so far has thought of putting a camera on the end of a sword. It seems so obvious now. It’s so cool that even  guys who duct tapes cameras to things and go to conventions in Sweden can look cool while doing it. (The video is of guys at a martial arts convention in Sweden).

They could have made Kill Bill for like $3.75 if they would have hired these guys. Everyone, TRY THIS AT HOME! You know you’ve got a sword. Christmas was like 3 days ago. Don’t tell me you didn’t get at least one sword.

Thanks, Urlesque.

“That Collar Looks Familiar” — Liv Tyler’s Dog

Posted: 28 Dec 2010 10:37 AM PST

Liv Tyler and her dog were snapped frolicking in the park, and judging by her pup’s expression, that hooded collar is looking awfully familiar. Maybe it’s a Sean John?

[Photo via Splash News]

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