Monday, December 27, 2010

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever


James Franco’s Grandma Thinks You’re All P*ssies

Posted: 26 Dec 2010 08:20 PM PST

People too squeamish to sit through 127 Hours? James Franco’s grandmother has a special holiday message for you: You’re a bunch of p*ssies.

To be fair, pretty much all grandparents think we’re all p*ssies, regardless of our movie-watching abilities, even if some of them choose to leave this declaration out of their Christmas video greetings. But it had to be said:

(via The Daily What)

Merry Christmas, Diddy Fire Hair Lady! You Get New Hair!

Posted: 27 Dec 2010 04:59 AM PST

Remember that video from last week of that woman at Diddy‘s party whose hair caught on fire? You know… Diddy Fire Hair Lady:

“Ohhhhh, Diddy Fire Hair Lady.” Yes. Well, you don’t have to worry about her anymore. “But what if nobody pays for her–” DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT! Diddy’s got it under control. From TMZ:

As we previously reported, Miyoki Jones became a human torch when she got too close to a candle at Diddy’s album release party – and the fiery event was seen by millions on Diddy’s Ustream.

According to a source close to the model, Diddy called up Miyoki shortly after the incident to see how she was doing … and then offered to foot the bill for her hair repair — no matter what the cost.

We’re told Miyoki has already set up an appointment for later this week — and the work is expected to run Diddy around a thousand bucks.

So, clearly, that’s a great post traumatic present to her, but it’s really like a Christmas gift to all of us, not having to worry about her hair anymore. It’s a huge load we’ve all had lifted off our shoulders. Worrying about the Diddy Hair Fire Lady will remain a strictly 2010 affair.

As always, keep checking back with BWE.TV for the latest news relating to ladies who have their hair catch fire at Diddy functions.

Hugh Jackman Gets Hit In The Balls With A Cricket Ball

Posted: 26 Dec 2010 12:49 PM PST

Here’s Australian cricket player Shane Warne whipping a ball at Hugh Jackman as part of a celebrity cricket somethingerother. Guess what happened to get this clip on the internet! (Hint – It wasn’t not Jackman-crotch related):

Ah, no biggie – Wolverine’s balls regenerate themselves in seconds. Remember when he was like “My balls are back, bub” in X-Men pornographic fan fiction issue #117? I think it was called “Intercourse Men”.

(via Dlisted)

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