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- Paris Hilton is Pregnant
- BEST OF 2010: Coco’s Bikini
- BEST OF 2010: ‘That’s No Moon…’
- Vanessa Hudgens Got Her Moustache Waxed and Other News
- Gary Shirley Told Girlfriend to Cover Up ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Hitting Him Again
- Salma Hayek in a Bikini
- Chris Brown Doesn’t Like People Mentioning That Time He Banged a Dude
| Posted: 30 Dec 2010 09:40 PM PST    Okay, before anybody panics, let’s run down the list: Idiot sperm donor? Check. Non-impaired uterus? — Let’s come back to that one. Protruding stomach? Check. Bigger boobs? Check. Fatter ass? Check. Belly rubbing thing pregnant chicks always do? Double check. Horsemen of the apocalypse descending from the heavens? I saw a squirrel. Count it. Ah, Jesus. Hopefully I’m wrong, and not just because Read More ... |
| Posted: 30 Dec 2010 12:00 PM PST    3. Coco Posted: 6.29.2010 Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to her quiver mountain, let Read More ... |
| BEST OF 2010: ‘That’s No Moon…’ Posted: 30 Dec 2010 11:00 AM PST    4. Kim Kardashian Posted: 7.19.2010 In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and hard work, Read More ... |
| Vanessa Hudgens Got Her Moustache Waxed and Other News Posted: 30 Dec 2010 10:36 AM PST    - Shenae Grimes denies being contaminated by John Mayer. - Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick pimp baby Mason to E!. - Penn Badgley and Matthew Morrison blossom a new bromance. - Laurie Cholewa will make you learn french. - Emily Blunt strikes a pose for vogue. - Ashley Greene has Read More ... |
| Gary Shirley Told Girlfriend to Cover Up ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Hitting Him Again Posted: 30 Dec 2010 08:46 AM PST    See that face? That’s why you always wear a condom. Even if you’re married. Earlier in the month it was reported that Teen Mom Amber Portwood decided it’d be a smart idea to assault Gary Shirley again while she’s currently facing felony charges for beating him in front of an entire MTV audience and more importantly Read More ... |
| Posted: 30 Dec 2010 08:04 AM PST    Here’s Salma Hayek in St. Barts yesterday who’s turning into quite the spicy brickhouse. A lot of people say I only like anorexic chicks because I’ve made it my mission to point out how pregnant Christina Aguilera is – because she is. But I would bull fight Salma Hayek until my penis broke which practically Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Doesn’t Like People Mentioning That Time He Banged a Dude Posted: 30 Dec 2010 07:10 AM PST    Last week Chris Brown posted to Twitter his diploma for passing a court-ordered anger management course to silence the “haters,” and show he’s a man who’s clearly learned from his mistakes. Cut to last night where he flew off the handle on Twitter when Raz B of the boy band B2K decided to make a Read More ... |
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