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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.5.11
- Courtney Love Talks About Killing Kurt Cobain
- Ashton Moves Out, Demi Hits The Bottle and Trolls For Strange
- Lady Gaga Wore This and Other News
- Kim Kardashian Wishes She Would Have Eloped
- Johnny Depp Apologizes For Rape Comparison
- Blake Lively is Single
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.5.11 Posted: 05 Oct 2011 02:10 PM PDT    “I’m ready for your close up, Mr. Depp.” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m strongly encouraging Scott Disick to do put some stank on this one, FOR AMERICA! Jared Leto makes his way in here for the third day in a row, because just, just what the fuck, and also Margaret Cho Read More ... |
| Courtney Love Talks About Killing Kurt Cobain Posted: 05 Oct 2011 12:00 PM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy That headline was a cheap lure, I know, but it’s actually not far from the crazy that Courtney Love decided to spew out to Vanity Fair. In an effort to give kids a better understanding of what drugs do to your brain than the fried egg analogy, or really anything that Read More ... |
| Ashton Moves Out, Demi Hits The Bottle and Trolls For Strange Posted: 05 Oct 2011 10:35 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy With the rumor mill cranking hard in shit-sling mode, two separate reports came out today with even stronger implications towards the eventual demise of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s marriage. First up, Us Weekly begins with the ever-reliable “a source” followed by “another source” claiming that Ashton banged not only Sara Read More ... |
| Lady Gaga Wore This and Other News Posted: 05 Oct 2011 09:28 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Justin Bieber will celebrate his birthday by singing with Mariah Carey. - Maurice Sendak presents: Getting Old is Great Because You Get to Say Whatever The Fuck You Want to. - Being a Spanish soccer star means you can cheat on Shakira. - Layla Kayleigh Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Wishes She Would Have Eloped Posted: 05 Oct 2011 08:00 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy Self-proclaimed tranny and world-renowned fame whore Kim Kardashian recently told Ellen Degeneres that she wishes she would have eloped. No, really. The smut-peddlers at E! Online have the story: Before getting a chance to renew their vows “in private,” Kim shares that if she could do one thing differently about her Read More ... |
| Johnny Depp Apologizes For Rape Comparison Posted: 05 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT    “My bad, yo. Damn, this pocket watch makes me look pimp, right? *Publicist tears out hair* Aww, what now?!” Posted by Photo Boy In case you fell off the face of the earth yesterday or just chose to not give a shit about how Johnny Depp has tried to bump his next movie over the Read More ... |
| Posted: 05 Oct 2011 06:03 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio broke up yesterday. I was going to leave this story alone so that Fish’s heart may soar with exaltation (Read: Feverishly masturbate to Gossip Girl while blogging about it), but it falls to me to bring you the tragic details about the downfall of Hollywood’s favorite Read More ... |
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