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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.6.11
- Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now
- Tom Cruise Dance Battled at a Wedding
- Hank Williams Jr. Quit/Fired From Monday Night Football For Calling Obama ‘Hitler’
- Alexander Skarsgard Likes Coffee. BLACK Coffee…
- I Found Carmen Sandiego and Other News
- Jennifer Aniston Pulled A Chris Brown
- Lindsay Lohan Really Wants Us To Know She Has Something
- Sarah Palin Isn’t Running For President? GTFO.
- Steve Jobs Died (1955 – 2011)
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.6.11 Posted: 06 Oct 2011 02:15 PM PDT    “Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!” Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling Read More ... |
| Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now Posted: 06 Oct 2011 01:15 PM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy If you’re like me, last night you woke up in a cold sweat, worried about how lonely Leonardo DiCaprio‘s penis has been since he kicked Blake Lively to the curb. Well, we can all breath a sigh of relief because luckily a brave young vagina donor model has stepped into the Read More ... |
| Tom Cruise Dance Battled at a Wedding Posted: 06 Oct 2011 12:00 PM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy Tom Cruise attended the wedding of billionaire and Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol producer David Ellison over the weekend where he was called out on the dance floor by some other probably fantastically rich person. Now, I’m not going to sit here and act shocked since this type of thing happens Read More ... |
| Hank Williams Jr. Quit/Fired From Monday Night Football For Calling Obama ‘Hitler’ Posted: 06 Oct 2011 10:45 AM PDT    Because World War II is still too fresh in our minds after 80-something years – I can still feel his little moustache… – Hank Williams Jr. has been fired from ESPN’s Monday Night Football after calling President Obama “Hitler” during a FOX News interview where he was simply playing to the audience. But of course, Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard Likes Coffee. BLACK Coffee… Posted: 06 Oct 2011 10:00 AM PDT |
| I Found Carmen Sandiego and Other News Posted: 06 Oct 2011 09:16 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Late Night was funny again for the first time in almost two years last night. - Nancy Grace farting is only the second most disgusting thing she’s done on DWTS. - Stacey Keibler knows how to play this game. - But George Clooney still didn’t Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston Pulled A Chris Brown Posted: 06 Oct 2011 08:27 AM PDT    If you thought throwing a chair in a fit of anger is something only black hip-hop singers do, you need Jesus in your heart to cast out the devil of racism. Also, tell him the turkey’s done. Via The HuffPo: “I threw a chair at a director. It wasn’t my proudest moment,” she tells the Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Really Wants Us To Know She Has Something Posted: 06 Oct 2011 07:13 AM PDT |
| Sarah Palin Isn’t Running For President? GTFO. Posted: 06 Oct 2011 06:30 AM PDT    I don’t want to tarnish Steve Jobs by saying here’s another thing absolutely everyone saw coming this morning, but Sarah Palin has finally announced she’s not going to run for president because God told her not to. So just assume it involved the words, “Bitch, I will shoot lightning bolts at you from a helicopter.” Read More ... |
| Posted: 06 Oct 2011 05:18 AM PDT    As most of you noticed, Photo Boy has been handling the site while I’ve been dealing with a family crisis. And now that crisis has come to a head because there’s something I need to come clean with after all these years: Steve Jobs is my dad. Okay, he’s not, and now I’ve just made Read More ... |
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