The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Sara Leal Has Morals, You Guys
- Gwyneth Paltrow is Limber And Other News
- Courtney Stodden Kicked Off Facebook Cuz U Jelly
- Lindsay Lohan’s Gone Full Hooker
- Whitney Houston Is Sober, Everybody, She Just Irrationally Hates Seatbelts
- Marion Cotillard Is Topless
| Sara Leal Has Morals, You Guys Posted: 13 Oct 2011 11:45 AM PDT    Despite cashing in on the entire debacle, Sara Leal (green bikini) wants everyone to know that in no way would she have slept with Ashton Kutcher if she knew he was still “happily married” to Demi Moore, according to Us Weekly: But now, Leal regrets the encounter. “My life has been a mess,” she tells Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is Limber And Other News Posted: 13 Oct 2011 11:00 AM PDT    - Ryan Seacrest makes Julianne Hough wear tuxedos now. - Taylor Lautner is only interested in llama vagina. - Gwyneth Paltrow realizing her coffee wasn’t made from beans hand-delivered from Colombia this very morn. - Aly Michalka tanned her cleavage. Give her her cookie. - Johnny Depp’s Lone Ranger Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Kicked Off Facebook Cuz U Jelly Posted: 13 Oct 2011 09:40 AM PDT    Courtney Stodden found herself banned from Facebook recently when all she was trying to do is “compellingly connect” with her adoring fans and their love of rusty, airbrushed vans. Anyway, you’d just assume the issue might be she’s touting herself as an underage bride and posting provocative photos of herself, but fortunately her mom’s here Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Gone Full Hooker Posted: 13 Oct 2011 08:39 AM PDT    With her international prostitute ring in full swing, it was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan started showing the normal wear and tear experienced by most streetwalkers: Chipped, yellow teeth; strange scars and bruises and the compulsive need to secretly itch one’s freckle-lajora while thinking no one will notice. How she didn’t drag Read More ... |
| Whitney Houston Is Sober, Everybody, She Just Irrationally Hates Seatbelts Posted: 13 Oct 2011 07:43 AM PDT    Whitney Houston was almost kicked off a Delta flight yesterday when she refused to buckle her seat belt before takeoff, holding up the entire plane for people who understand the rudimentary practice of clicking one piece of metal into another. Then again, they could’ve all been physicists. Motherfuckers are everywhere… TMZ reports: We’re told Whitney Read More ... |
| Posted: 13 Oct 2011 06:53 AM PDT    Here’s Marion Cotillard filming a new movie in France yesterday which judging by these photos, is about an amputee who dreams of one day swimming topless to freedom, so just assume it’s a sweeping Holocaust epic titled Titty Titty No Legs. Now, normally this would be the type of role that would go to Kate Read More ... |
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