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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.1.11
- Reggie Bush Told Kim Kardashian To Divorce Kris Humphries
- Chris Brown Just Ruined Green Man
- Kris Jenner’s Book Claims She Could Have Saved Nicole Brown From O.J.
- There’s The F*cked Up Heidi & Seal I Know
- Amanda Seyfried Wore This and Other News
- Scarlett Johansson Talks Nude Leaked Photos (Here, Google Google. Here, Boy.)
- So Jessica Simpson Did Not Eat An Entire Cracker Barrel
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.1.11 Posted: 01 Nov 2011 12:45 PM PDT    Apparently Dane Cook jokes make great Hasselhoff memes. Who knew? Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a rare Elin Nordegren sighting (Alright, who left their gold doubloons out in the open?), Katherine Heigl still dressing like your grandmother and Harrison Ford proving just how whipped Calista Flockhart‘s anorexic vagina has him even though Read More ... |
| Reggie Bush Told Kim Kardashian To Divorce Kris Humphries Posted: 01 Nov 2011 11:31 AM PDT    “This is probably a bad time, but that black paint isn’t coming off like you said it would.” And here we go. MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that Reggie Bush andRead More ... |
| Chris Brown Just Ruined Green Man Posted: 01 Nov 2011 10:00 AM PDT    Chris Brown almost wore this Green Man costume for Halloween last night, but decided against it only after posting a photo of it to Twitter with the following message so everyone would look at his penis: I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change! I don’t want to say Green Man has Read More ... |
| Kris Jenner’s Book Claims She Could Have Saved Nicole Brown From O.J. Posted: 01 Nov 2011 08:45 AM PDT    There are several theories flying around this morning on why Kim Kardashian announced her divorce yesterday: She’s a whore. It’s a whore season. The whore-ometer read 100% whorenheit. But if you ask me, it was all a distraction from Kris Jenner milking the murder of Nicole Brown-Simpson to promote her new book. I’d say something Read More ... |
| There’s The F*cked Up Heidi & Seal I Know Posted: 01 Nov 2011 07:40 AM PDT    Apparently Heidi Klum has two Halloween parties which I seem to forget every year, because here she is with Seal last night proving that, yes, they can top last year’s Silver Surfer’s Alien Yam Bonanza. And how did they top it? Ape nipples. Heidi Klum gave her costume ape nipples. In the meantime, anyone find Read More ... |
| Amanda Seyfried Wore This and Other News Posted: 01 Nov 2011 07:05 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are at war on Twitter. - Al Roker should have been in white face for this. - Suri Cruise will probably be disappointed with the lack of genitalia-shaped treats in her bucket this year. - Looks like dancing in heels Read More ... |
| Scarlett Johansson Talks Nude Leaked Photos (Here, Google Google. Here, Boy.) Posted: 01 Nov 2011 07:02 AM PDT    When naked celebrity photos appear on the Internet, it’s typically without any context, not that they any was needed to begin with. (“I just can’t stare at breasts!” – Absolutely no one.) Except this time around, Scarlett Johansson is providing a back story to her recent leaked photos that thankfully launched an FBI investigation before Read More ... |
| So Jessica Simpson Did Not Eat An Entire Cracker Barrel Posted: 01 Nov 2011 06:14 AM PDT    After Kim Kardashian confirmed her marriage was a giant scam yesterday, I couldn’t handle anymore news that wasn’t surprising to anyone with the gift of sight, so Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy announcement got to wait until this morning. Here she is in a photo posted to her official website last evening with the following message: It’s Read More ... |
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