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“So much for Pippa Middleton’s orders to keep a lower profile” links
Ashley Greene in Donna Karan & Narciso Rodriguez: bland, fug or pretty?
Selena Gomez’s wax figure is ridiculously bad

“So much for Pippa Middleton’s orders to keep a lower profile” links

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 10:55 AM PST

So much for Pippa Middleton's lower profile! She’s still getting pap’d daily. [INFDaily]
Timothy Olyphant & hello Hamm Dong, my old friend. [LaineyGossip]
Blind items! I totally believe the Elisabetta Canalis one. [Dlisted]
Lauren Bush had an old-fashioned western wedding to David Lauren. [Gawker]
I don't believe Irina Shayk's boobs are this big. [Yeeeah]
Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake were all loved up at the GQ party. [Celebuzz]
Kristen Stewart leaves Rob's apartment, wearing his clothes. [Pop Sugar]
Anne Hathaway occupies Wall Street. [Radar]
More photos from the GQ Men of the Year event. [A Socialite Life]
Nick Loeb (Sofia Vergara's boyfriend) isn't running for Senate. [CDAN]
The Avengers have individual posters now. [Amy Grindhouse]
More photos from the GQ Men of the Year event. [Moe Jackson]
Alicia Keys: Motherhood is better than I expected! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Florence + the Machine's latest music video. [Evil Beet]
Jessica Sutta in a bikini. WHO? [The Blemish]
Adam Lambert's eye makeup is the same as Duchess Kate's. [Hollywood Rag]
Jesus, I can see Rachel Zoe's bones from here. [ICYDK]

Ashley Greene in Donna Karan & Narciso Rodriguez: bland, fug or pretty?

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 10:17 AM PST

This should show you just how dull and boring it is today, gossip-wise. I'm doing a post about Ashley Greene. Just my opinion: Ashley Greene only deserves her own post when she's saying something dumb or wearing something especially hideous. Her styles for the Breaking Dawn publicity tour have been neither mind-blowingly awesome or completely awful. Much like Ashely herself, her style is just kind of there. Oh, and yes, she's the newest face of Donna Karan, sorry I didn't realize that before, Ashley-loonies (for why?). That's why Ashley has been wearing so much Donna Karan lately - she's the newest face of the brand. God knows how she even got that gig - could most people honestly pick Greene out of a lineup of bland brunette actresses? She's like the budget Jessica Biel, and Biel is already a pretty budget version of the "bland brunette" type.

Anyway, enough of my bitching (whippersnappers!). Here are photos from two Breaking Dawn events - Ashley wore the black-and-white Donna Karan to a screening in NYC, and she wore the orange-red Narciso Rodriguez to the Toronto premiere. At first, I kind of liked the Donna Karan one, but that cut at the waist is really throwing me off. I know Ashley is always at the gym, but seeing her stomach muscle cast its own shadow is unsettling. I really liked her styling with that look, though - not so much with the Narciso look. Her hair was too tight, giving her a bird-like appearance. But the dress is cute.

Ashley has been getting a lot face-time on red carpets for Breaking Dawn. Usually, no one pays attention to her, but she got to tour Europe with Sparkles, and now she's being sent off to more cities to represent the Twilight brand. I'm sure she thinks it's because she's so awesome, but really it's because Kristen Stewart is stuck filming Snow White in England, and she couldn't get away.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Selena Gomez’s wax figure is ridiculously bad

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 09:46 AM PST

Madame Tussauds often creates wax figures that are eerily close to the originals. They have this whole process that’s similar to how Avatar was filmed where they put little dots on people’s faces and map out their features to get them just right. (At least that’s what I assumed after hearing Jane Lynch describe how they created her figure.) You can tell they do that with figures like this recent one from Kate Winslet, which looks like her creepy doppelgangey. Sometimes, though, they get it ridiculously, hilariously bad. It’s like they assign inept apprentices to do lesser celebrities. Remember Kim Kardashian’s wax figure, or Alicia Keys‘? Well here’s Selena Gomez, which our friends at Evil Beet are comparing to plastic surgery victim Jocelyn Wildenstein.

It looks like all these bad waxworks are from the Madame Tussauds in New York, which must have a wax artist who just can’t get it right.

They put the Selena Gomez figure next to her boyfriend, Justin Bieber. Look at his eyelashes and goofy hair! At least the wax version of The Biebs isn’t as bad as this one from Spain with the giant neck. Ha!