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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.14.11
- The TSA Really Wanted To Touch JWoww’s Boobs
- Jerry Sandusky Still Pulling A Pension From Penn State And Other Horsesh*t
- Kelly Brook Knows How To Verify A Twitter Account
- Jennifer Lopez Is Banging This Kid Now
- Joel McHale Isn’t Allowed To Joke About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape
- Did Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Kill Brittany Murphy, Too? And Other News
- Courtney Love Performed Topless. Great.
- Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D With 19 Women
- Jay-Z Tries To Pretend He Wasn’t Selling Occupy T-Shirts Entirely For Profit
- First Photo of Jerry Sandusky Since Scandal Broke, And He’s At An Airport. Oh, Good.
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.14.11 Posted: 14 Nov 2011 02:03 PM PST Hard to believe Matt Damon left all this. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Tara Reid back in her natural habitat, the Madden brothers embracing their future, Bree Olson proving literally anyone can host a party in Vegas and Scott Disick‘s drivers are expected to do more than just compliment his business cards. Read More ...  |
| The TSA Really Wanted To Touch JWoww’s Boobs Posted: 14 Nov 2011 12:35 PM PST And where were they on 9/11… JWoww was subjected to a TSA patdown in Fargo yesterday which normally she’s all for, but apparently this time she realized TSA agents are spotting her giant breasts from across the airport which is really the only way to read this entire situation. Via Twitter: Fargo ND airport just Read More ...  |
| Jerry Sandusky Still Pulling A Pension From Penn State And Other Horsesh*t Posted: 14 Nov 2011 11:05 AM PST |
| Kelly Brook Knows How To Verify A Twitter Account Posted: 14 Nov 2011 11:00 AM PST  Apparently Kelly Brook was having trouble getting people to believe her Twitter account is real, so this morning, she tweeted the above pic of herself to set the record straight, and I’m gonna say it’s her. Then again, you could show me this pic as proof Mel Gibson actually loves Jews, and I’d start inviting Read More ... |
| Jennifer Lopez Is Banging This Kid Now Posted: 14 Nov 2011 09:54 AM PST Taking a page from Madonna‘s Guide To Pretending You’re Not An Ancient Evil Plaguing Mankind For Centuries, Jennifer Lopez is reportedly dating 24-year-old backup dancer Casper Smart, according to TMZ. When reached for comment the kid said, “I just want to thank K-Fed for through whom all blessings flow. I wouldn’t even be here today Read More ...  |
| Joel McHale Isn’t Allowed To Joke About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Posted: 14 Nov 2011 09:51 AM PST  Adding further evidence to the theory that Kim Kardashian tried to buy back the rights to her sex tape, and is a lying whore, Joel McHale was on Conan last week where he revealed Kris Jenner bitches to E! anytime he mentions Kim’s sex tape on The Soup. Via Amy Grindhouse: “I bring up the Read More ... |
| Did Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Kill Brittany Murphy, Too? And Other News Posted: 14 Nov 2011 08:55 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy - Brad Pitt is retiring in three years. - Hollywood doesn’t have a dog in this fight. Look elsewhere for help. - Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds aren’t rushing things at all. - Found him Read More ...  |
| Courtney Love Performed Topless. Great. Posted: 14 Nov 2011 07:53 AM PST Because profusely bleeding from the retina wakes up you faster than a cup of coffee, here’s Courtney Love performing in Brazil over the weekend where she decided to go completely topless sending a clear message that they should never try emigrating to the U.S. “Hey, how do you say ghost tits in Portuguese? Mamas fantasmas? Read More ...  |
| Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D With 19 Women Posted: 14 Nov 2011 06:50 AM PST Because acting like a high school senior is always the best way to prove how deep you are, Kat Von D wrote a Facebook note letting everyone know Jesse James cheated on her a record 19 times (They broke up again, by the way.) which makes me wonder if they were ever really in a Read More ...  |
| Jay-Z Tries To Pretend He Wasn’t Selling Occupy T-Shirts Entirely For Profit Posted: 14 Nov 2011 06:05 AM PST  Last week, Gawker discovered that Jay-Z, via his Rocawear website, was selling “Occupy All Streets” T-shirts with Russell Simmons saying they “took #OccupyWallStreet to a whole new level.” Except it turns out Rocawear wasn’t donating a dime to the movement and was selling the shirts entirely for profit. Or at least was until Jay-Z quietly Read More ... |
| First Photo of Jerry Sandusky Since Scandal Broke, And He’s At An Airport. Oh, Good. Posted: 14 Nov 2011 06:00 AM PST    Mel Gibson‘s embarrassed for us. UPDATE: So this was NOT Jerry Sandusky (Hence Mel.), however, TMZ claims a “Gerald Sandusky” did board the plane because they’re Chunk from The Goonies now. “Okay, so Michael Jackson didn’t stop at my house to use the bathroom — but his sister did!” In the meantime, I think we Read More ... |
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