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- Happy Thanksgiving!
- The Crap We Missed – Thanksgiving Eve
- Reese Witherspoon’s Cameltoe of Plenty
- Miley Cyrus Realized Her Tattoos Are Retarded
- Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Salon Didn’t Have Ice Cream and Other News
- Kim Kardashian Is On A ‘Media Lockdown’
- Smirnoff Asks ‘Are You Whipped or Fluffed?’
| Posted: 23 Nov 2011 10:00 AM PST        While Courtney Stodden‘s thankful for silicone, lax child marriage laws and an absentee father robbing her of the self-esteem she needed to grow up as a well-adjusted adult, all (two) of us at The Superficial are thankful that 90% of you are already out of the office so we can justify cutting the hell out Read More ...  |
| The Crap We Missed – Thanksgiving Eve Posted: 23 Nov 2011 09:17 AM PST        “Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this post out, goddamn Donkey Kong tried to throw us at Mario. (Also, scraped Read More ...  |
| Reese Witherspoon’s Cameltoe of Plenty Posted: 23 Nov 2011 08:15 AM PST        Yesterday we got to see Reese Witherspoon with her fly unzipped, and now we’re treated to a shot of her massive cameltoe that I’m genuinely surprised isn’t devouring small women and children in its wake. So at this rate, we should all be staring directly into her birth canal come morning if not seeing it Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Realized Her Tattoos Are Retarded Posted: 23 Nov 2011 07:02 AM PST        “Whadda ya mean they ain’t got fritters?” Here’s Miley Cyrus outside a tattoo laser removal center yesterday because apparently she took a good look at her mom and realized she’s on a collision course with Bret Michael‘s penis. And before everyone gets their titties in a tornado, I have absolutely nothing against tattoos. I’m simply Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Salon Didn’t Have Ice Cream and Other News Posted: 23 Nov 2011 06:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Jimmy Fallon is a talentless pussy. That’s literally the nicest thing I could think to say about this. Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Is On A ‘Media Lockdown’ Posted: 23 Nov 2011 06:22 AM PST        Seen here pretending she didn’t tip off the paparazzi so she can pretend she doesn’t want to her picture taken, Kim Kardashian has apparently been placed on a “media lockdown” by Kris Jenner who honestly believes limiting Kim’s exposure will make people love her again and be excited for the next season of Kim & Read More ...  |
| Smirnoff Asks ‘Are You Whipped or Fluffed?’ Posted: 23 Nov 2011 05:00 AM PST        Brought to you by new Smirnoff Whipped Cream and Fluffed Marshmallow Vodkas. Drink Responsibly. - ADVERTISEMENT -Read More ...  |
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