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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.28.11
- Taylor Momsen Opened For Guns N’ Roses
- Kate Gosselin Denies Getting A Facelift
- Courtney Stodden Is A Good Christian Woman
- Anne Hathaway is Engaged. Again.
- We Get It, LeAnn Rimes, You Have Implants
- I Think Hilary Duff is Pregnant and Other News
- Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding Wore Bikinis
- The Kardashian Khristmas Special is Kanceled
- Miley Cyrus ‘Smokes Way Too Much F**kin’ Weed,’ According To Miley Cyrus
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.28.11 Posted: 28 Nov 2011 01:37 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a Read More ...  |
| Taylor Momsen Opened For Guns N’ Roses Posted: 28 Nov 2011 12:20 PM PST        Apparently Guns N’ Roses is touring again (?) with Taylor Momsen‘s band The Pretty Reckless as the opening act, and I can’t tell who that’s a bigger insult to. Axl Rose for being reduced to touring with Cindy Lou Who and Her I Hate Daddy Orchestra, or Taylor Momsen for having to open for a Read More ...  |
| Kate Gosselin Denies Getting A Facelift Posted: 28 Nov 2011 11:07 AM PST      “And these are the ‘magic hands’ I use to make my kids disappear. Ha! I’m kidding. There’s a .45 in my purse.” Kate Gosselin has barely been at CouponCabin.com long enough to hang pictures of her mug all over the place, but she’s already using her new blogging “job” (I’m still in pajama pants and Read More ...  |
| Courtney Stodden Is A Good Christian Woman Posted: 28 Nov 2011 10:01 AM PST        What you’re looking at is sweet, innocent, God-fearing Courtney Stodden enjoying a fine Sunday full of church and some light afternoon shopping. And I was going to write a fictitious tweet about her wholesome day of worship and reverence, but after looking at her Twitter account from the past 48 hours, there’s absolutely no way Read More ...  |
| Anne Hathaway is Engaged. Again. Posted: 28 Nov 2011 09:15 AM PST        Anne Hathaway is reportedly engaged to Adam Shulman who you’ll be surprised to learn isn’t Scott Caan in disguise. Or is he? Us Weekly reports: After three years together, Anne Hathaway is engaged to actor Adam Shulman, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. … “We hit it off immediately, but it took us a pretty Read More ...  |
| We Get It, LeAnn Rimes, You Have Implants Posted: 28 Nov 2011 08:39 AM PST        Here’s a braless LeAnn Rimes strutting around Malibu on Saturday because if you buy the same exact size implants as your husband’s ex-wife, you gotta show those puppies off or else people will think you’re crazy. That’s all there is to it. “Oh, look, LeAnn’s not wearing a bra. You can tell she’s prettier and Read More ...  |
| I Think Hilary Duff is Pregnant and Other News Posted: 28 Nov 2011 08:32 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Rihanna‘s ass-play might not see a stage for an entire year. - It doesn’t get much better than an elderly smack-down. - The list of reasons for hating skinny Jonah Hill keeps growing. - Who the hell is buying Paris Hilton bikini calendars? - Read More ...  |
| Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding Wore Bikinis Posted: 28 Nov 2011 07:34 AM PST        Rather than dole these out throughout the course of the day, here’s a goddamn breakfast bonanza of Bikini Photos featuring George Clooney‘s public girlfriend Stacy Keibler, George Clooney’s secret girlfriend Cindy Crawford, George Clooney’s eventual girlfriend Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding who George Clooney will probably roll up in a shower curtain one day if Read More ...  |
| The Kardashian Khristmas Special is Kanceled Posted: 28 Nov 2011 06:45 AM PST        Seen here volunteering at the LA Mission for reasons I’m willing to accept have nothing to do with her divorce exposing her as a cash-hungry cuntbag woven from the finest whore-hair (Read: Hello, black penis.), Kim Kardashian and her puppet master Kris Jenner have canceled plans for a Kardashian Khristmas Special which, yes, was actually Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus ‘Smokes Way Too Much F**kin’ Weed,’ According To Miley Cyrus Posted: 28 Nov 2011 05:43 AM PST        While celebrating her 19th birthday last week, Miley Cyrus received a Bob Marley cake from Kelly Osbourne (Apparently they’re friends which tells you all you need to know here.) and thanks to her shitty choice in friends, The Daily obtained a video of Miley reacting to the cake: "You know you're a stoner when friends Read More ...  |
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