Friday, November 11, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do

Billy Crystal is hosting the Oscars

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 03:05 PM PST

So, as you can see, Billy Crystal announced today that he’ll be hosting the Academy Awards. So expect more jokes like that one. About the prescriptions. But what about the clock on his VCR? Does it blink 12:00 all the time? I get the feeling we’ll soon find out! [...]

holy shit, ‘Snow White’ looks terrible

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 01:51 PM PST

Kristen Stewart is the star of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, but anytime she tries to act it’s as if she’s reading the script for the first time, and the words are upside down and backwards, and she got really really high first. That’s probably why they don’t let her talk, at all, in [...]

Ashton Kutcher really is an idiot

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 01:17 PM PST

Late last night, Ashton Kutcher went on twitter and wrote something dumb about Joe Paterno. Later he explained that he’d been working a lot and didn’t have all the facts. He apologized and that was the end of that. Oh wait no it wasn’t because now the little drama queen has [...]

or maybe he didn’t

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 11:45 AM PST

Remember this thing about a girl telling her friends that Mel Gibson got her pregnant? Ok well ignore that because now the girls father is adamant that, though she is in fact pregnant, she hasn’t said anything about Gibson being the dad. "I can guarantee it's not Mel Gibson's baby," he said. Eww. [...]

AnnaLynne McCord gets it

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 11:33 AM PST

If I were going on a date with a girl, I would totally stare at her tits every chance I got, so if she was wearing a dress like this one it would really get things off on the right foot. I'd be like, "hey, I really appreciate you being so cool about [...]

dorks are already lining up for ‘Twilight’

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 09:46 AM PST

Today is Thursday, and over 300 people are already lined up to see the stars at the premiere of 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn part 1'. Which is on Monday. Not only that, but over 1,300 of the showings on November 18th, the day the movie opens, have already sold out and an additional [...]

Anne Vyalitsyna at the Victorias Secret show

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 09:14 AM PST

I only know two things about Anne Vyalitsyna: 1. Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is her boyfriend and they played the Victorias Secret fashion show last night and that's why he's draped all over her. 2. She has a good name for a vampire. (source = getty and wenn)

Alec Baldwin fells bad for Joe Paterno

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 07:59 AM PST

If you were wondering if anyone could look like more of an asshole than Ashton Kutcher on twitter in regards to Joe Paterno, the short answer is yes. The somewhat longer answer is yes and it’s Alec Baldwin, who retweeted something earlier today with a #freepaterno hashtag (though he’s since deleted it) and [...]

Erin Heatherton at the Victorias Secret fashion show

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 07:38 AM PST

As usual, wings were a big part of the Victorias Secret fashion show, like these ice wings they put on Erin Heatherton. So obviously this is something you'd only wear if you lived somewhere cold. (image source = getty, wenn, splash and bauer griffin)

Miranda Kerr in a $2,500,000 bra

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 06:30 AM PST

The Victorias Secret fashion show was held last night in New York and, among other things, Miranda Kerr wore a diamond encrusted bra valued at 2.5 million dollars. It was the most elaborate way anyone could think of to tell the Occupy Wall Street hippies to fuck off. (image source = wenn [...]
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