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- Demi Moore Files For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.17.11
- Kristin Cavallari Denies Sleeping With Scott Disick, Trashes Whole Kardashian Family
- You’ve Been Denied Edward’s Butt Crack, Twi-Hards. The Revolution Is NOW!
- Yes, Let’s Hand Lady GaGa Babies Now
- Juliette Lewis in a Bikini
- Olivia Wilde Defends Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
- Victoria’s Secret Angels, Anyone? And Other News
- Police: ‘Mike McQueary Never Called Us’
- Mariah Yeater Caught Texting Friend That Justin Bieber Isn’t The Father
| Demi Moore Files For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher Posted: 17 Nov 2011 02:53 PM PST        After Kabbalah campfires and drunkenly trolling for strange of her own failed to save their marriage (I’m genuinely surprised that last one didn’t work.), Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher and indirectly cited him banging Sara Leal on their anniversary as the reason. Ha! Women. Always mad about somethin’. TMZ reports: The Read More ...  |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.17.11 Posted: 17 Nov 2011 01:30 PM PST        “Just one more maple-jig.. and you’re pregnant!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Pedo-Kevin Connolly, a side of Sofia Vergara I never knew existed, Mr. Skeleton goes for a plane ride and a helpful visual aid for determining if your orphanage has typhoid. Now I get it. Rosie O’Donnell is Read More ...  |
| Kristin Cavallari Denies Sleeping With Scott Disick, Trashes Whole Kardashian Family Posted: 17 Nov 2011 12:23 PM PST        Yesterday, Life & Style reported that Kristin Cavallari slept with Scott Disick while he was on a break from Kourtney Kardashian right before Kris Jenner made them get back together and shit out Mason. Except Kristin – who’s back with Jay Cutler, by the way – not only denied the report this morning but essentially Read More ...  |
| You’ve Been Denied Edward’s Butt Crack, Twi-Hards. The Revolution Is NOW! Posted: 17 Nov 2011 11:22 AM PST        Even though Robert Pattinson literally banged Kristen Stewart in front of the cast and crew of Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Or at least that’s how we read this.), apparently Twi-hards will not only be denied his sparkly thrusts thanks to the MPAA, but they’ll also miss out on his glittery b-hole. Or at least the shimmery Read More ...  |
| Yes, Let’s Hand Lady GaGa Babies Now Posted: 17 Nov 2011 10:50 AM PST        Despite the fact Lady GaGa bathes in human blood to commune with Satan, an adoring fan thought it’d be cute to hand Lady GaGa her baby in London last night. And clearly this is the smartest baby in the world because it almost immediately tried to take flight in terror. Which makes sense considering her Read More ...  |
| Posted: 17 Nov 2011 10:48 AM PST        It’s been three years since I’ve posted shots of Juliette Lewis in a bikini, so here she is in Mexico yesterday ending the sexual drought that is your fantasies. The crops of lust have been moistened and are now ripe for erotic plundering. But, no, seriously this wasn’t cool (As many of you have informed Read More ...  |
| Olivia Wilde Defends Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Posted: 17 Nov 2011 09:50 AM PST        For some reason (Drugs. I’m going with drugs.) Olivia Wilde felt a special kinship with Kim Kardashian last night despite the fact one of their marriages lasted several years and was actually legitimate, while the other was a 72-day cash grab built on wanton whoreduggery. Page Six reports: "I empathize. It's not easy. It's the Read More ...  |
| Victoria’s Secret Angels, Anyone? And Other News Posted: 17 Nov 2011 08:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney had other plans for this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. - Rebecca Black is ready for Round 2 of cyber-tween death threats. - Blake Lively‘s lack of cleavage clearly indicates her hatred of Pedro Almodovar. - So she should take some notes from these Read More ...  |
| Police: ‘Mike McQueary Never Called Us’ Posted: 17 Nov 2011 07:36 AM PST   “So about the other day when I let you get raped, I had this really bad heartburn…” Earlier in the week, Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary sent out emails to friends claiming that despite what the grand jury report said, he did stop Jerry Sandusky from raping a 10-year-old boy – But not physically, Read More ... |
| Mariah Yeater Caught Texting Friend That Justin Bieber Isn’t The Father Posted: 17 Nov 2011 06:45 AM PST        “Shh.. shh… I know you wanted to be a Jonas baby, but them’s got the gay, y’all.” While it was starting to look like Mariah Yeater‘s withdrawn paternity suit against Justin Bieber was about to result in a nice, quiet little payoff, TMZ has obtained text messages Mariah sent to a friend just yesterday asking Read More ...  |
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