Friday, November 18, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Ashton and Demi announced their divorce

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 02:22 PM PST

After months of speculation that their marriage was in trouble, Ashton Kuthcer and Demi Moore are getting a divorce. Ashton, since he’s an idiot, naturally went right to twitter, while Demi (who will need a new twitter account now) released this statement… “It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have [...]

Juliette Lewis is in a bikini too

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 01:02 PM PST

Juliette Lewis was down in Los Cabos yesterday, and what’s a reasonable reaction to seeing her spreading her legs like that? Is it to lean back a little, then forward, then stare for 5 seconds before mumbling, "…uuhh.” Because that's what I did. (image source = bauer griffin)

Tori Spelling put a topless picture on twitter

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 10:35 AM PST

Tori Spellings husband Dean McDermott apparently meant to post a "cute" picture of their son on twitter yesterday, but didn't realize that Donna Martins big puffy tits (it’s like they’re just pumped up with air) and giant areola were in the background. “Well I can’t jack off to this now,” said Jerry Sandusky. [...]

Robert Pattinson says he would hate Twilight too

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 10:01 AM PST

You’re not alone if you hate the ‘Twilight’ movies even though you’ve never seen them, because Robert Pattinson says he probably would too. “I am a judgmental and cynical person who would just mindlessly hate it, without ever having seen anything." As he should. There's nothing wrong with hating something even if you've never seen [...]

Lauren Pope knows how to dress

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 09:41 AM PST

Lauren Pope of the UK reality show ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ added some much needed class and sophistication to the London premiere of ‘Twilight’ last night, thanks to this elegant dress. I heard one girl say her dress looks like a Mexican poncho made out of polyester with a bungee chord clipped [...]

Jessica Sutta is in a bikini

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 08:55 AM PST

Jessica Sutta, who used to be in the Pussycat Dolls and will release a solo album in May, was in a bikini on Miami Beach yesterday, and it was even better than the last time she was in a bikini on Miami Beach. Then again I love girls with red hair and big [...]

Mariah Yeater might be lying

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 08:49 AM PST

TMZ has gotten at least two major stories wrong in the past week (one, two), but today they're saying they have proof Mariah Yeater is lying about Justin Bieber getting her pregnant, and that seemed pretty likely anyway so they might actually be right this time. Justin Bieber’s alleged baby mama sent a [...]

South Park ripped Penn State (video)

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 05:11 AM PST

‘South Park’ creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have said that one huge advantage animation has over live action is that you can get things done much faster. It lets them be more topical. Like last nights episode about Kenny and Cartman going to a foster home when they did about a dozen Penn State [...]

Ricky Gervais will host the Golden Globes again

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 04:31 AM PST

All awards shows are inherently unbearable, except for when you get to see famous people pout and/or get made fun of. So with that in mind it’s fantastic news that Ricky Gervais has agreed to come back for a third time and host the 2012 Golden Globes. Because he’ll stand there and make fun [...]

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