Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.12.13

Posted: 12 Jun 2013 01:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that trudges on despite the news that true love died today. Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is weeping into a camera, then resetting and doing it again because the lighting was off. But it’s not all bad news, because unlike the already deadbeat Kanye, Bill Clinton got invited to The Read More ...

Eddie Murphy Has Sex With This

Posted: 12 Jun 2013 11:43 AM PDT

In case you’re wondering how awesome it is to just be a celebrity who hasn’t done anything relevant in years and is probably more famous at this point for that time you picked up a tranny, Maxim models like Paige Butcher will still touch your penis. Granted, for money, but let’s not pretend any of Read More ...

Kate Upton Might Be Dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Posted: 12 Jun 2013 11:00 AM PDT

Because “Kate Upton Had A Bagel For Breakfast” is a post I would write without hesitation, here’s a rumor that she’s dating Ukrainian Joey Fatone. Via Us Weekly: Whatever their status, the pair certainly looked like a couple when they dined a deux at Scalinatella in New York City’s Upper East Side neighborhood. “They were Read More ...

How Could Kanye West Possibly Have Cheated On Kim Kardashian With This?

Posted: 12 Jun 2013 09:55 AM PDT

If this is what male fashion designers look like in Paris, then call me gay. Gay like a fox. Unless I have to touch a penis. Here are pics of Leyla Ghobadi the 24-year-old Canadian model Kanye West allegedly cheated with after telling her his relationship with Kim Kardashian is just a publicity stunt. Which Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Wants Farrah Abraham To Be A Goddess

Posted: 12 Jun 2013 08:59 AM PDT

I’m trying to post about Farrah Abraham as little as possible, but if you’re like me, you’ll probably enjoy knowing she’s just about reached the final stage of her metamorphosis: Dead in a landfill. Via In Touch: She's been contacted by some major Hollywood A-listers since the release of her porn video, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Read More ...

Supposedly This Is Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Hooking Up

Posted: 12 Jun 2013 08:07 AM PDT

Nope. No 19-year-olds with sex on the brain here. Above are pics of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber at Beacher’s Madhouse over the weekend where according to TMZ, they left together at 2 a.m. and presumably went somewhere to bang. She is into black dudes now. Then again, if these two occupied the same space, Read More ...

Kanye West Cheated On Kim Kardashian

Posted: 12 Jun 2013 04:35 AM PDT

Kim Kardashian is at her most self-conscious right now to the point where she doesn’t even want the paparazzi taking pictures of her anymore and that’s how she feeds. So what a perfect time to find out Kanye West has been banging Canadian models behind her back and telling them their relationship is a publicity Read More ...

Good Morning, Nikki Leigh, And Other News

Posted: 12 Jun 2013 04:30 AM PDT

- Why wasn’t Gina Carano at the Man of Steel premiere? - Gerard Butler cracking walnuts with his ass, anyone? - I’m going to call this one Sexy Moments in Corrective Eyewear. - Even Jerry O’Connell is talking about Amanda Bynes. Remember Jerry O’Connell? He’s still having sex with Rebecca Romijn. Read More ...

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