Wednesday, June 5, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.5.13

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 01:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m sure you guys are going to jump all over Shia LaBeouf‘s Che Guevara t-shirt until you realize how truly revolutionary it is to continue to rake in millions from the system you supposedly despise only to subvert the whole thing with a piece of clothing manufactured Read More ...

Just A Dang Ol’ Bit Higher, Miley Cyrus

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 11:30 AM PDT

So Photo Boy just said you people probably prefer celebrity breasts over blurry pics of comic book villains which there’s no way that’s right (Winter Soldier, bitch!), but to shut him up, here’s Miley Cyrus trying to discourage the paparazzi from taking pictures of her by holding her purse up to her face exposing her Read More ...

Hey, It’s That Winter Soldier Captain America’s Always Going On About

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 11:00 AM PDT

It got a little heavy around here, so let’s geek out for a minute at these latest set photos from Captain America: The Winter Soldier where we actually get to see the Winter Soldier who’s Bucky if you didn’t know that already. Which hopefully Marvel was banking on being a huge spoiler considering how badly Read More ...

Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 10:07 AM PDT

So this happened. ET Online reports: Debbie Rowe has confirmed exclusively to Entertainment Tonight that Paris Jackson tried to commit suicide and is currently in a Los Angeles hospital. She was rushed to the hospital with cuts on her wrist in the early morning hours. Rowe tells ET that Jackson has had “a lot going Read More ...

Kanye Won’t Be In The Delivery Room When Kim Kardashian Gives Birth

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 09:30 AM PDT

Just to make my joke about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian from earlier today extra poignanty, here’s In Touch reporting he won’t be in the delivery room because blood is icky: In Touch can exclusively reveal that although Kanye has assured his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian he plans to be at the hospital when she Read More ...

Wait. Isn’t Joe Francis’ Whole Life A Sex Tape?

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 08:46 AM PDT

I didn’t know Reese Witherspoon had an illegitimate daughter… From almost the minute Girls Gone Wild started, Joe Francis has been ensnared in costly legal battle after legal battle culminating in his most recent one where, according to reports, he was found guilty of assault after three women claimed he took them back to his Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged Now, Too

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 07:11 AM PDT

Apparently this announcement was a two-parter because now Us Weekly is reporting Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay are engaged which is kind of the whole point of using your vagina as a bear trap. Not to mention, Jennifer Love Hewitt has never had a problem landing an engagement, it’s the everything between that decision Read More ...

Good Morning, Melissa Riso, And Other News

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 06:12 AM PDT

- Jessica Biel just fired all of her management. - So Miguel might have given that chick he kicked in the head brain damage. - It’s The Season For Tan Lines - Colin Farrell shirtless and sweaty after doing yoga, ladies and Photo Boy? - The Super-Cute Inspiration For The Read More ...

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